POLL: EVERY SINGLE CATHOLIC ATTENDING THE ANCIENT MASS IS FAITHFUL, GOES TO MASS EVERY WEEK, AND TO CONFESSION ONCE A MONTH
NO TOP VATICAN ON HAND FOR UNVEILING OF THIS YEAR’S CREEPY NATIVITY SCENE
BUFFALO FRANCISCHURCH: CHRIST HIMSELF IN EUCHARISTIC MIRACLE TREATED WORSE THAN A CATHOLIC NUN OR PRIEST
“GET RID OF THAT HOST. IT MIGHT MAKE US LOOK BAD”.
GLOBALIST POPE OF THE UN ON ‘HUMAN RIGHTS’ ANNIVERSARY: WE MUST ASK OURSELVES IF THIS UN DECLARATION IS “RECOGNISED, RESPECTED, PROTECTED AND PROMOTED UNDER EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE.” ALLEVIATE THE SUFFERING OF THE VULNERABLE!
PROFESSIONAL CATHOLIC, STEPHEN COLBERT, ASKS MERYL STREEP ABOUT TRUMP: THERE’S A GATHERING STORM—EVERYONE FEELS IT, HE FEELS IT. HIS CHILDREN ARE IN JEOPARDY!
I AM SURE THAT IF WE GET A POPE FRANCIS II (SAY, CUPICH, WUERL, OR TOBIN), THEN LOTS OF DODGY MIRACLES WILL BE ATTRIBUTED TO FRANCIS I, AND HE’LL BE CANONIZED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY “MCCARRICK!”
CARDINAL NAPIER “LESS CATHOLIC THAN IAN PAISLEY”
PERVCHURCH: ANY BISHOP WHO ENABLES HOMOSEXUAL PRIESTS IN HIS DIOCESE IS A WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING WHO HAS NO BUSINESS BEING A BISHOP!
FRANCISCHURCH: ARE WE WITNESSING A SATANIC CULT TAKING PLACE INSIDE THE CATHEDRAL OF VIENNA?