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STARTING TOMORROW, MASKS AND LEPER DISTANCING ARE MANDATORY AGAIN AT THE WHITE HOUSE IF YOU’RE UNVACCINATED

CHURCH MILITANT’S ‘NAZI NILES’ ASSERTS THAT PRIESTS ORDAINED IN THE OLD RITE ARE MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BE SEX ABUSERS!

ANTI-CATHOLIC PERVERT: FRANCIS APPOINTS MADRID ARCHBISHOP

GERMAN HERESY: IS MÜLLER REALLY SURPRISED?

THE “HUMAN FRATERNITY” EVENT WAS A BIG FLOP. VATICANNEWS.VA CLAIMED THAT THERE WERE “THOUSANDS OF FAITHFUL” (SIC) BUT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE SHOWS ONLY A FEW DOZEN.

ABUSE HOAX: SPANISH BISHOPS INFLATE FIGURES

 

***Bah-Rain, sorry***

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SPANISH BISHOP GOMA WHO MARRIED EROTICA AUTHOR IS STRIPPED OF POWERS

DEM COLORODO GOV. POLLS DECLARES COVID-19 EMERGENCY ‘OVER,’ SAYS IT’S ‘THEIR OWN DARN FAULT’ IF UNVACCINATED GET SICK.  THE VAST MAJORITY OF HOSPITALIZED AREN’T VAXXED, OK?

SOUTH CAROLINA LAWMAKERS INTRODUCE $1,000 HOMESCHOOL TAX CREDIT BILL

CARDINAL BURKE THANKS GOD FOR COVID-19 RECOVERY DURING FIRST PUBLIC MASS

THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE OF DICKENS’ SCROOGE

HISTORY OF OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE

PLEASE CHURCH MILITANT, DON’T SUE!  THIS IS ONLY SATIRE!

BRAZILIAN CITY CUTS HOSPITALIZATIONS AND MORTALITY RATES IN HALF AFTER IMPLEMENTING IVERMECTIN AS PROPHYLAXIS FOR COVID

NAZI RULER BORIS JOHNSON WARNS OF A “TIDAL WAVE” OF OMICRON, PUSHES BOOSTER SHOTS AS UK RAISES COVID ALERT TO LEVEL 4

HOLY FRANCISFOLLOWER TAKES 10 COVID JABS IN ONE DAY ON BEHALF OF OTHER PEOPLE

VATICAN MAKES UP RITE FOR INSTITUTION OF CATECHISTS

AMORIS LAETITIA PLANEFRANCIS ON ABP. AUPETIT OF THE ‘SMALL CARESSES AND MASSAGES’:  THESE CHATTERERS THINK THEY’RE BISHOPS AREN’T SINNERS!

FIRST TIME: VATICAN INSTITUTION “APOLOGISES” TO HOMOSEX GROUP

ABP. AUPETIT’S CONSECRATED VIRGIN FRIEND DETRACTED BY MEDIA FIRES BACK

WHO DID JOY-FACED CD. TAGLE WANT TO IMPRESS IN BAHRAIN?

CREEPY FRISCO FRANCISPARISH ASKS ARCHBISHOP CORDILEONE TO RESCHEDULE VISIT BECAUSE HE IS NOT DEATHVAXXED

BURKE: “OUR LORD HAS KEPT ME IN LIFE TO BE EVER MORE FAITHFUL

FRANCIS HOLDS “COMMUNIST SUMMIT” WITH SPANISH PARTY APPARATCHIKS, DISCUSSES ALL HIS FAVORITE EVIL DOCTRINES

WHY WOULD IT BE NECESSARY TO WAR GAME A PANDEMIC OF A DISEASE THAT WAS ELIMINATED FROM THE WORLD 40 YEARS AGO?

SMART HOSPITALS NIX “VAX MANDATE

FOLLOWING THE VAXX SCIENCE (AND DEAD BABIES)

ZMIRAK:  IF SCREWTAPE, SITTING IN HIS CORNER OFFICE, WISHED TO ENSURE THAT THE GODLESS LEFT AND ITS WOKE CULT PREVAILS, HE COULDN’T COME UP WITH A BETTER MEANS THAN INTEGRALISM TO SHATTER THE PRO-LIFE, PRO-FAMILY MOVEMENT.

PACHAMAMAPOPE HAS ERECTED A PAGAN SCENE AT VATICAN IN PLACE OF THE CHRISTMAS CRECHE

DR. KAREN KINGSTON: IT’S OUR LEADERS AND OFFICIALS WHO ARE COMMITTING ACTS OF WAR AGAINST US, NOT THE SCAMDEMIC

1P5 FLUNKIE, THE BLESSED SAMMONS:  WE RECOGNIZE THAT FRANCIS IS THE LEGITIMATE POPE AND THAT AS POPE HE IS OUR HOLY FATHER WHO DESERVES OUR OBEDIENCE. YET AT THE SAME TIME WE RESIST ALL ASPECTS OF HIS WORK THAT ARE CONTRARY TO APOSTOLIC TRADITION, OKAY?!

CRISISMAG’S ‘DEFINITELYPOPE’ SAMMONS:  THE POPE WAS NEVER A DELPHIC ORACLE, DAMMIT!

WITHOUT THE CONQUISTADORS, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO APPARITION OF OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE

POPE OF PERVCHURCH: LESBIAN PRIDE NUN ‘SR. GRAMICK IS A VALIANT WOMAN’

CDC: 80% OF OMICRON CASES FOUND IN THE FULLY VACCINATED, A THIRD OF THEM HAD RECEIVED A BOOSTER DOSE

***Sorry to repeat that bit about the Red Sea***

***I see now that Phil Lawler and Dr. K have addressed Francis’s recent evil teachings on communion and adultery***

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RALEIGH CATHOLICS MAKE BIG PILE OF DISGUSTING-LOOKING MEATLESS MEATBALLS FOR LAUDATO SI, AND THE WORLD BANK, AND JESUS TOO, OK?!  IT’S OUR ‘RESPONSIBILITY,’ DAMMIT!

KOSLOSKI:  THE BLESSED CANDLE DOESN’T DRIVE OUT THE DEMON.  JESUS DOES, OK?  WHAT ARE YOU? SUPERSTITIOUS?

CHICAGO CD. “CUPICH DOES NOT SEEM INTERESTED IN REBUILDING OR RESTORING ANY SANCTUARY; HE SEEMS ONLY TO BE INTERESTED IN DESTROYING THEM.”

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAINFOR BEIJING AND MOSCOW

IMPEACHMENT AND BILLS OF ATTAINDER

EVIL FRANCIS: THE CHURCH IN AMERICAN IS VERY ALIVE. THERE ARE PERHAPS TRADITIONALIST GROUPS, BUT THESE CAN BE HEALED!

INTOLERANCE: VATICAN AND ITALIAN BISHOPS “VERY HOSTILE” TOWARD TRADITIONAL LATIN MASS

NO JOKE: LITURGY HAS MADE “MUCH PROGRESS” IN RECENT DECADES – FRANCIS

FRANCIS LAMENTS THE ‘DIVISIVE’ CATHOLICISM THAT KEEPS SCREWING UP HIS FAITHLESS DEATHCHURCH

INCONSOLABLE: THESE SISTERS HAVE A GOOD PROBLEM

EVIL FRANCIS TO DELIVER MESSAGE TO NOTORIOUS, DISSIDENT, HYPER-GAY ‘THREE DAYS OF DARKNESS,’  THE L.A. RELIGIOUS ED CONFERENCE!

REUTERS CALLS THE POLISH CHURCH ‘POLITICAL’ FOR BACKING PRO-LIFE LAWS, ACCUSES THEM OF DRIVING AWAY ‘CATHOLICS’

AFTER 180 YEARS, HAWAII’S OLDEST CATHOLIC SCHOOL TO SHUT ITS DOORS IN DEFERENCE TO THE BLESSED AND ETERNAL VIRUS

FAITHLESS FRANCIS:  JESUS CHRIST “MAKES HIMSELF PRESENT IN THE HOLY SPIRIT THROUGH THE SACRAMENTAL SIGNS.”

NIGERIAN ABP. KAIGAMA BLASTS REMOVAL OF MEXICO CITY POLICY:  “IT IS INTRIGUING THAT ONE OF BIDEN’S FIRST OFFICIAL ACTS IS TO PROMOTE THE DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN LIVES DOMESTICALLY AND IN DEVELOPING NATIONS…”

CATHOLICS CALL ON JESUIT ORDER TO CENSURE FR. JAMES MARTIN OVER DESECRATION OF MARY WITH LGBT RAINBOW HALO

BIDEN DEFENSE SECRETARY PURGES TRUMP LOYALISTS, STRIPS SEVERAL HUNDRED APPOINTEES OF THEIR POSTS ON PENTAGON ADVISORY BOARDS

DATA EXPERT CLAIMS HIS TEAM HAS IDENTIFIED ENOUGH FRAUDULENT BALLOTS IN GEORGIA, ARIZONA AND WISCONSIN TO OVERTHROW THE ELECTION

“HE IMPLIED THAT “TRADITIONALISM” WAS SOMETHING THAT NEEDED TO BE CURED, IN SHORT, SOMETHING SICK. WHEN DID A POPE TALK LIKE THIS ABOUT BISHOPS, PRIESTS AND BELIEVERS IN THE CHURCH?”

“AN ELECTION IS STOLEN IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES, BUT YOU ARE TREATED AS A SUBVERSIVE FOR PURELY MENTIONING THE OBVIOUS FACT.”

1P5’S 200K/YEAR FOUNDER:  “I HAVEN’T BEEN WRITING AS MUCH LATELY BECAUSE I HAVE LESS TO SAY THAT FEELS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO PUT INTO WORDS. I’M IN THIS AMORPHOUS PHASE OF THOUGHT RIGHT NOW WHERE I’M DOING A LOT OF INFORMATION GATHERING”

SKOJEC ‘THE TRAD’ ON CONTEMPORARY CHURCH DOCUMENTS:  “I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT AS CATHOLICS, TO BE IN A POSITION WHERE WE REFLEXIVELY LOOK AT WHAT THE CHURCH GIVES US AS INHERENTLY SUSPECT IS A DEEPLY UNHEALTHY AND ULTIMATELY UNSUSTAINABLE IMPULSE.”

ABP. VIGANO: SCRIPTURE URGES US TO BE OBEDIENT, MODERATING OUR OBEDIENCE WITH PATIENCE AND A SPIRIT OF PENANCE, BUT IT DOES NOT EXHORT US ABSOLUTELY TO OBEY ORDERS THAT ARE INTRINSICALLY EVIL SIMPLY BECAUSE THE ONE WHO ISSUES THE ORDERS TO US HOLDS AUTHORITY.

ABP. VIGANO: I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE IMMORALITY OF THE SO-CALLED VACCINE AGAINST COVID-19.  I LIKEWISE AGREE WITH THE ABSOLUTE INADEQUACY – SCIENTIFIC, AS WELL AS PHILOSOPHICAL AND DOCTRINAL – OF THE DOCUMENT PROMULGATED BY THE CDF