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DANCING IRISH FRANCISPRIEST, FR. RAY, CALLS POLICE AFTER SOMEONE THREATENS TO BEHEAD HIM LIKE JOHN THE BAPTIST
COMMUNIST FRANCIS MANGLES THE BEATITUDES: SCRIPTURES USE THE TERM “MEEK” FOR THE POOR AND THOSE WITHOUT LAND, YOU KNOW.
DON’T BASE YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF FRANCIS’S VALIDITY ON LYIN’ RYAN GRANT’S LESS-THAN-STELLAR LATIN TRANSLATIONS
SURPRISE: MASONIC VATICAN FRANCISCURIA MEMBER WANTS TO RECONCILE WITH FREEMASONRY
NEW TWITTER PROFILE: IS VICTIM SKOJEC’S INTERNAL GUILT BREAKING OUT?
BARNHARDT: BENEDICT SHOULD RE-ASSERT HIS OFFICE, THEN LIQUIDATE THE ENTIRE COLLEGE OF CARDINALS AND RE-BOOT IT WITH TWELVE MEN – NOT BISHOPS, BUT GOOD AND HOLY PRIESTS, CONSECRATE THEM BISHOPS AND MAKE THEM CARDINALS – AND START OVER
“MY HEAD IS SPINNING. WHAT IF THE FRIEND WAS RIGHT?” – YET ANOTHER RESPECTED VATICANIST, VIGANO’S REPORTER, ALDO MARIA VALLI, OPENLY EXPRESSES DOUBTS AS TO THE VALIDITY OF POPE BENEDICT’S RESIGNATION
BERNIE DEFENDS BREAD LINES IN COMMUNIST COUNTRIES
“SAINT” BUTTIGIEG?
VATICAN RAIDS: THE FRANCIS PURGE OF THE OLD GUARD CONTINUES
MICROSOFT IS INVADING THE VOTING BUSINESS
WANT A DICTATORSHIP? CHOOSE MINIMIKE BLOOMBERG.
FURIOUS FRANCIS: THERE IS NO LAND MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE HEART OF OTHERS; THERE IS NOT TERRITORY MORE BEAUTIFUL TO GAIN THAN PEACE FOUND AGAIN WITH A BROTHER. AND THAT’S THE EARTH TO INHERIT WITH MEEKNESS!
CHINA, SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, AND ME
CLEVELAND PRIEST CHARGED WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY MAY ALSO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN CHILD PROSTITUTION
CALLING UPON ALL CATHOLICS TO SUPPORT THE CALL FOR AN INTERNATIONAL INQUEST INTO CORRUPTION AT THE VATICAN
NON-PROFIT 1P5’S SKOJEC TWEETS HIMSELF SMOKING A ROCKY PATEL DECADE TORO. ISN’T THAT A $50 CIGAR?
FRANCISPLANET: AND THE POOR ATTORNEY GENERAL IS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE
KEEP YOUR BOYS AWAY FROM THE GAY SCOUTS. THERE’S NOTHING GOOD LEFT IN THEM.
VERRECCHIO: THE INSTITUTION PRESENTLY OPERATING OUT OF ROME UNDER THE DIRECTION OF JORGE BERGOGLIO CANNOT POSSIBLY BE THE HOLY CATHOLIC CHURCH, AND THIS FRANCIS PERSON IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A TRUE POPE. AND WHAT IS BP. SCHNEIDER?