Canon212 Update: Gaslighting Faithful Catholic Media: If You’re Not One With The Evil Pope of Terror, You’re a Protestant. Benedict Was No Different, Anyway.

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AND ONE MORE THING, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WHY GOD CREATED MONEY: SO THAT HIS CREATION CAN PURCHASE FOOD AND GUNS.

PERVCHURCH:  THE HOLY FRANCIS REPLACES ‘AGE-ELIMINATED’ GERMAN BISHOP WITH THIS.  NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

1P5’S BENEDICT BOT-BELIEVING SKOJEC:  WOULD WE REALLY GAIN ANYTHING IF BENEDICT WERE STILL POPE INSTEAD OF FRANCIS?

THE HOLY SKOJEC:  I’M CONCERNED THAT THIS ‘REALLY FRINGE, SCHISMATIC’ IDEA THAT FAITHLESS, CRIMINAL CO-POPE FRANCIS MAY NOT BE A VALID POPE IS SPREADING!

TRUMP CANCELS WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR MEDIA

NEW NON-BOY SCOUTS GOING BANKRUPT

ROCK BAND KORN’S BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH RECALLS OVERCOMING ADDICTION, FINDING GOD IN NEW DOC

MODESTY HAS ITS FASHION MOMENT?

Canon212 Update: No Resting Upon Francis’s Bosom

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POLL:  EVERY SINGLE CATHOLIC ATTENDING THE ANCIENT MASS IS FAITHFUL, GOES TO MASS EVERY WEEK, AND TO CONFESSION ONCE A MONTH

NO TOP VATICAN ON HAND FOR UNVEILING OF THIS YEAR’S CREEPY NATIVITY SCENE

BUFFALO FRANCISCHURCH: CHRIST HIMSELF IN EUCHARISTIC MIRACLE TREATED WORSE THAN A CATHOLIC NUN OR PRIEST

“GET RID OF THAT HOST.  IT MIGHT MAKE US LOOK BAD”.

GLOBALIST POPE OF THE UN ON ‘HUMAN RIGHTS’ ANNIVERSARY:  WE MUST ASK OURSELVES IF THIS UN DECLARATION IS “RECOGNISED, RESPECTED, PROTECTED AND PROMOTED UNDER EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE.”  ALLEVIATE THE SUFFERING OF THE VULNERABLE!

PROFESSIONAL CATHOLIC, STEPHEN COLBERT, ASKS MERYL STREEP ABOUT TRUMP: THERE’S A GATHERING STORM—EVERYONE FEELS IT, HE FEELS IT. HIS CHILDREN ARE IN JEOPARDY!

I AM SURE THAT IF WE GET A POPE FRANCIS II (SAY, CUPICH, WUERL, OR TOBIN), THEN LOTS OF DODGY MIRACLES WILL BE ATTRIBUTED TO FRANCIS I, AND HE’LL BE CANONIZED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY “MCCARRICK!”

CARDINAL NAPIER “LESS CATHOLIC THAN IAN PAISLEY”

PERVCHURCH: ANY BISHOP WHO ENABLES HOMOSEXUAL PRIESTS IN HIS DIOCESE IS A WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING WHO HAS NO BUSINESS BEING A BISHOP!

FRANCISCHURCH: ARE WE WITNESSING A SATANIC CULT TAKING PLACE INSIDE THE CATHEDRAL OF VIENNA?

Canon212 Update: FrancisChurch is a Zero-Sum Game of Death

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THE BLESSED TRINITY CAN BE BLASPHEMED, BUT MOHAMMAD CANNOT BE CRITICIZED: WELCOME TO POST-CHRISTIAN CIVILIZATION!

BISHOP GRACIDA:  I AGREE WITH ANN BARNHARDT, BUT A CONCLAVE OF VALID PRE-FRANCIS CARDINALS NEEDS TO HAPPEN SOON

FRANCISPLANET: “A SOCIETY OF EMASCULATED LIARS IS EASY TO CONTROL.”

RUSSIAN VESSEL BLOCKS KERCH STRAIT AFTER UKRAINIAN NAVY SHIPS VIOLATE BORDER

CATHOLIC ‘STAND’ – DON’T BE ANGRY, DON’T WITHHOLD DONATIONS, AND CAN YOUR “IGNORANT YABBA-YABBA,” YOU EXPLOITABLE IDEOLOGUE. YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO GAIN A FOLLOWING!

THUGCHURCH: THE HOLY NAZI FRANCIS OF THE ‘VOLK’

FRANCISCHURCH: TIME FOR MADISON, WI TO GET ITS CREEPY CUPICHBISHOP

DEACON KANDRA CELEBRATES WISCONSIN ‘BADGER NUNS’ WHO MOCK CHRIST AND HIS CHURCH FOR THE FOOTBALL’S SAKE

JEWS TELL CHRISTIANS & MUSLIMS TO PUT TRIGGER WARNINGS ON BIBLE & KORAN

SOMEWHAT-ABDICATED EMERITUS: “WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE HERETICAL GARBAGE I’VE HEARD SEEN FREELY SPEWED ABOUT IN THESE LAST FEW YEARS ALONE I DON’T SEE WHY THIS SUBJECT IS TABOO”

DEATH-MINDED MARK SHEA:  THE PERFECT FRANCISCATHOLIC

FRANCISPLANET: WHEN WILL THE ASTEROID HIT?

FRANCIS AND LEFEBVRE. TWO PEAS IN AN OUR FATHER POD.

NAPLES SAN GENNARO ALL’OLMO CHURCH RENTED OUT AS ADULT HALLOWEEN PARTY

PERVCHURCH: FATHER BRYAN ZIELENIESKI OF BUFFALO IS PART OF THE SOLUTION, RIGHT?