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WHAT ISN’T THE LIBERAL MEDIA CALLING FOR A FULL TRAVEL BAN WITH CHINA?

BLESSED MATTHEW OF CFN:  PROVIDED THAT ONE CONDUCTS HIM/HERSELF IN A VIRTUOUS MANNER AND DOESN’T ACCUSE OTHERS OF COWARDICE, THERE ARE LEGITIMATE REASONS TO HAVE AN ANONYMOUS TWITTER HANDLE.  GOD BLESS YOU.

JESUIT FREAKMASS FOR VICTIM STUDENTS AT LOYOLA MARYLAND

DAMASCUS ABP. YOUHANNA BATTAH: “PUTIN IS TODAY THE LEADER WHO HAS FOUGHT TERRORISM THE MOST WHILE EMBODYING CHRISTIAN VALUES.”

MAGISTER:  EVIL FRANCIS WRECKING CONGREGATION FOR THE EASTERN CHURCHES WITH DISLIKEABLE HERETICS AND ISLAMIST CLERGY, KICKING CATHOLICS TO THE CURB

ANCIENT MASS FAN, MARTIN MOSEBACH, CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THE COPTIC 21, WHO DIED FOR CHRIST, CAN’T ACTUALLY BE CALLED ‘MARTYRS’ SINCE THEY’RE NOT CATHOLIC

EUCHARISTIC MIRACLES ALONG WITH RELICS OF CHRIST, SHOW THAT THE SAME BLOOD TYPE, AB+

FRANCISCANDIDATE:  OF COURSE BERNIE WOULD DENY THAT HE IS THE TYPE OF SOCIALIST WHO WOULD PUT UP A BERLIN WALL.  HE MERELY PRAISES SUCH REGIMES, AS HE HAS CASTRO’S CUBA.

HOW LONG BEFORE FRANCISWORSHIPPERS LIKE MARK SHEA STOP MAKING SOUR COMMUNIST, DOROTHY DAY, INTO A ‘SAINT?’

WHY I AM NOT GIVING UP SOCIAL MEDIA FOR LENT

BENEDICT-IS-STILL-POPE “FROMROME” BLOG BOOMING.

HOW DID ‘CREDIBLY ACCUSED’ PRIEST CONCELEBRATE MASS WITH BUFFALO’S INTERIM BISHOP?

FERRARA TO FRANCISTRADS STILL CELEBRATING QUERIDA AMAZONIA:  AUSTIN IVEREIGH TELLS US WHAT WE SHOULD ALREADY KNOW

DEMOCRAT GILLIBRAND CLAIMS PRO-LIFE BILLS TAKE AWAY ‘RELIGIOUS FREEDOM’

ZMIRAK ON THE ‘BERNIETRADS’:  “THEY’RE EITHER DEEPLY CONFUSED OR FRAUDS. WHATEVER THEY THINK THEY BELIEVE IN, IT HAS ALMOST NOTHING IN COMMON WITH CHRISTIANITY, MUCH LESS THE HISTORIC CATHOLIC FAITH”

“AND THAT’S HOW YOU GET LITTLE BOLSHEVIKS LEAVING CHURCH TO GO CAMPAIGN FOR A PRO-ABORTION SOVIET.”

DIOCESE OF WHEELING-CHARLESTON LOST MORE THAN $5M OVER TWO YEARS

POPE OF PERVCHURCH FORMS ‘CHILD PROTECTION TASK FORCE’ WITH TOP LEVEL PERVERT, PENA PARRA, PRO-GAY PERVCHURCH ‘FIXER’ AND SACRILEGIOUS COMMUNION BUTTERBALL TYRANT, ABP. SCICLUNA, AND CREEPY CHICAGO CD. CUPICH!

FAITH-WRECKING FRANCIS APPOINTS THE ABSOLUTE WRONG GUY AS “SECRETARY OF THE CONGREGATION FOR THE ORIENTAL CHURCHES

MUNDABOR: THE HERETICAL POPE MUST, IN THE NATURAL, BE DEPOSED BY BISHOPS AND/OR CARDINALS REBELLING TO THE HERESY AND FORCING HIM TO RECANT, OR ELSE DECLARING HIM DEPOSED; AND WOE TO THOSE BISHOPS AND CARDINALS WHO REFUSE TO ACT!

NOT FUNNY: FRANCIS JUST INVENTED “ALGOR-ETHICS

BP. SCHNEIDER ON TYRANNICAL COMMUNION FRANCISBANS: COMMUNION IN THE MOUTH IS CERTAINLY LESS DANGEROUS AND MORE HYGIENIC COMPARED TO COMMUNION IN THE HAND?

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PIEPER, SCHUMACHER, AND THE MOTHER OF ALL VIRTUES

EVERYONE IN PURGATORY WILL BE A SAINT

ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ: VATICAN II’S NOSTRA AETATE EXHIBITS “TERRIBLE DISCONTINUITY” WITH PRE-CONCILIAR MAGISTERIUM

HOW PACHAMAMA CONQUERED COWBOY HAT AND THE TALLAHASSEE LAWYER

FRANCISEFFECT:  U.S. FERTILITY RATE HITS RECORD LOW AFTER FOUR CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF DECLINE

“POSSESSION OF GIANT KILLER BEES IS SINFUL,” SAYS POPE

BALD-FACED PLANEFRANCIS:  I WOULDN’T SAY A WORD ABOUT MY FRIEND, EVO, AND HIS BOLIVIAN OUSTER.  I’M TOO STUPID AND INCOMPETENT FOR THAT ONE!

DOES CANON 17 REFUTE LIFESITENEWS’ THEOLOGIAN: “BENEDICT [MUST HAVE]… THOUGHT: I ONLY WANT TO RESIGN THE MINISTERIUM IF IT IS IN FACT DISTINCT FROM THE MUNUS”?

IN A FIRST, WV BISHOP DEMANDS HIS PREDECESSOR APOLOGIZE, PAY RESTITUTION

IT IS CLEAR EVEN TO MY SQUIRREL THAT IT WAS EXACTLY ATOMIC WEAPONS THAT GAVE US THE LONGEST PERIOD OF PEACE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WEST.

YOU NEED TO DISARM YOURSELVES. OTHERWISE, HOW WILL NORTH KOREA BE ABLE TO BLACKMAIL YOU ALL? THEY ARE COMMIES, YOU KNOW. QUITE AFTER MY LIKING!!”

POPE FART BLATHERS ABOUT ATOMIC WEAPONS

1P5’S STEFANIE NICHOLAS: I LOVE YOU JORGE, AND I THINK OF YOU IN A HUMAN WAY, AND I’M GOING TO PRETEND YOU’RE A BABY SO I DON’T COMPLETELY LOSE MY FAITH IN GOD INSISTING THAT YOU’RE DEFINITELY POPE AND BLAMING HIM FOR YOU!?

BANGKOK – POPE CALLS FOR HUMANISM, NOT CONVERSION TO JESUS

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GOD DOESN’T GIVE HIS CHURCH POPES LIKE THIS, AND HE DOESN’T THEN LET THEM BUILD A FALSE, EVIL CHURCH IN HIS NAME, SO WHY ARE YOU SO SURE FRANCIS IS DEFINITELYPOPE?

PREDICTABLY FRANCIS LIED ABOUT THE POLICE RECOVERING THE DUNKED PACHAMAMAS FROM THE TIBER RIVER

PRO-LIFE KENTUCKY GOV. BEVIN REPLACED

THE CRIME IN SPAIN IS THAT THEY NO LONGER KNOW FRANCO

DEMONCHURCH:  L’OSSERVATORE CELEBRATE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES MAKING THEIR PACHAMAMA DIRT BOWL FRANCISOFFERING IN ST. PETER’S BASILICA

“BRAVO, MR. GIUNTA!” – FORMER PERVCHURCH SCOURGE, ERIC GIUNTA, RETURNS AS TWISTED MARK SHEA-PLEASING ‘TRAD’

THE NEXT (ECO)LOGICAL STEP: ELIMINATE HUMANS

AFTER FIVE MONTHS, PENNSYLVANIA POL WHO HARASSED PRO-LIFE ACTIVISTS APOLOGIZES TO FAMILIES

UK BISHOPS OPENLY PROMOTE LGBT JUGGERNAUT

THE THREE STAGES OF APOSTASY. GUESS WHICH STAGE WE ARE SEEING NOW?

REUTERS LAMENTS RUSSIA’S HOSTILITY TOWARD ‘GAY ART’

HOW TO GIVE HOLY FRANCIS, HIS NAZI SAINT GRETA, AND THE ELEVEN THOUSAND BLESSED ONES THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE

IGNORANT SHEEP: 1P5 TELLS READERS THAT READING TOO MUCH NEWS ON THE CHURCH COULD DAMN THEIR SOULS TO HELL