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WHAT SHOULD  THE CHURCH DO WITH ‘ARGUABLE’ POPES?

STEVE SKOJEC:  TWITTER IS SO DUMB, WITH NUGGETS OF ENJOYABLE CONVERSATION

1P5’S HOLY SKOJEC:  NONE OF MY WRITERS HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THEIR PAY!

EVIL STEVE:  THESE BENNYVACANTISTS DON’T HAVE A HINT OF SUPERNATURAL CHARITY!

BP. GRACIDA: HOW COULD A FAITHFUL CATHOLIC BODY OF CHRIST ‘UNIVERSALLY ACCEPT’ AN UNCATHOLIC FRANCIS AS POPE?

TOLERANCE AND DEFENSE OF THE INNOCENT COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER.

ON DARKENED INTELLECTS AND PEOPLE WHO NEED A GOOD WHIPPING

MURDER OF PHIL HANEY, DHS WHISTLEBLOWER, ONLY STRENGTHENS RESOLVE OF LIKE-MINDED PATRIOTS

WHAT DOES A CATHOLIC BISHOP DO WHEN GOVERNMENT ORDERS THE END OF GATHERINGS IN TIMES OF CORONAVIRUS? THIS:

GERMAN BISHOP MEIER ENTERS THE ‘DOLLY PARTON CHALLENGE’

EVIL FRANCIS ON HOLY ISLAMIZATION: “FEAR IS LEADING TO A SENSE THAT WE NEED TO DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST WHAT IS DEPICTED AS AN INVASION!  THE RHETORIC OF THE CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS MERELY SERVES TO JUSTIFY VIOLENCE AND TO NURTURE HATRED!”

VANIER: A DEPRAVED PREDATOR, A LIAR AND MORE. HE WAS A HERETIC AND A BLASPHEMER!

WHERE’S HYPERSMART LOCAL BP. BARRON ON THE L.A. RELIGIOUS EDUCATION NIGHTMARE?

CLOWNISH S.A. CD. NAPIER PRAISES NOTORIOUS NELSON MANDELA

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PIEPER, SCHUMACHER, AND THE MOTHER OF ALL VIRTUES

EVERYONE IN PURGATORY WILL BE A SAINT

ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ: VATICAN II’S NOSTRA AETATE EXHIBITS “TERRIBLE DISCONTINUITY” WITH PRE-CONCILIAR MAGISTERIUM

HOW PACHAMAMA CONQUERED COWBOY HAT AND THE TALLAHASSEE LAWYER

FRANCISEFFECT:  U.S. FERTILITY RATE HITS RECORD LOW AFTER FOUR CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF DECLINE

“POSSESSION OF GIANT KILLER BEES IS SINFUL,” SAYS POPE

BALD-FACED PLANEFRANCIS:  I WOULDN’T SAY A WORD ABOUT MY FRIEND, EVO, AND HIS BOLIVIAN OUSTER.  I’M TOO STUPID AND INCOMPETENT FOR THAT ONE!

DOES CANON 17 REFUTE LIFESITENEWS’ THEOLOGIAN: “BENEDICT [MUST HAVE]… THOUGHT: I ONLY WANT TO RESIGN THE MINISTERIUM IF IT IS IN FACT DISTINCT FROM THE MUNUS”?

IN A FIRST, WV BISHOP DEMANDS HIS PREDECESSOR APOLOGIZE, PAY RESTITUTION

IT IS CLEAR EVEN TO MY SQUIRREL THAT IT WAS EXACTLY ATOMIC WEAPONS THAT GAVE US THE LONGEST PERIOD OF PEACE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WEST.

YOU NEED TO DISARM YOURSELVES. OTHERWISE, HOW WILL NORTH KOREA BE ABLE TO BLACKMAIL YOU ALL? THEY ARE COMMIES, YOU KNOW. QUITE AFTER MY LIKING!!”

POPE FART BLATHERS ABOUT ATOMIC WEAPONS

1P5’S STEFANIE NICHOLAS: I LOVE YOU JORGE, AND I THINK OF YOU IN A HUMAN WAY, AND I’M GOING TO PRETEND YOU’RE A BABY SO I DON’T COMPLETELY LOSE MY FAITH IN GOD INSISTING THAT YOU’RE DEFINITELY POPE AND BLAMING HIM FOR YOU!?

BANGKOK – POPE CALLS FOR HUMANISM, NOT CONVERSION TO JESUS

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GOD DOESN’T GIVE HIS CHURCH POPES LIKE THIS, AND HE DOESN’T THEN LET THEM BUILD A FALSE, EVIL CHURCH IN HIS NAME, SO WHY ARE YOU SO SURE FRANCIS IS DEFINITELYPOPE?

PREDICTABLY FRANCIS LIED ABOUT THE POLICE RECOVERING THE DUNKED PACHAMAMAS FROM THE TIBER RIVER

PRO-LIFE KENTUCKY GOV. BEVIN REPLACED

THE CRIME IN SPAIN IS THAT THEY NO LONGER KNOW FRANCO

DEMONCHURCH:  L’OSSERVATORE CELEBRATE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES MAKING THEIR PACHAMAMA DIRT BOWL FRANCISOFFERING IN ST. PETER’S BASILICA

“BRAVO, MR. GIUNTA!” – FORMER PERVCHURCH SCOURGE, ERIC GIUNTA, RETURNS AS TWISTED MARK SHEA-PLEASING ‘TRAD’

THE NEXT (ECO)LOGICAL STEP: ELIMINATE HUMANS

AFTER FIVE MONTHS, PENNSYLVANIA POL WHO HARASSED PRO-LIFE ACTIVISTS APOLOGIZES TO FAMILIES

UK BISHOPS OPENLY PROMOTE LGBT JUGGERNAUT

THE THREE STAGES OF APOSTASY. GUESS WHICH STAGE WE ARE SEEING NOW?

REUTERS LAMENTS RUSSIA’S HOSTILITY TOWARD ‘GAY ART’

HOW TO GIVE HOLY FRANCIS, HIS NAZI SAINT GRETA, AND THE ELEVEN THOUSAND BLESSED ONES THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE

IGNORANT SHEEP: 1P5 TELLS READERS THAT READING TOO MUCH NEWS ON THE CHURCH COULD DAMN THEIR SOULS TO HELL