DAILY NEWS: SOME CATHOLIC LEADERS WANT CUOMO EXCOMMUNICATED OVER ABORTION LAW; DOLAN NOT LIKELY TO DO IT
20 DEAD, 81 HURT IN CATHEDRAL MASS BOMBING IN MUSLIM PHILIPPINE REGION
IN NEW JERSEY, IF YOU’RE A PREGNANT COW, YOU’RE SAFE.
SUPPRESSED FATHER VAUGHN TRECO: CATHOLIC IN THE FACE OF MOLOCH
PERVCHURCH: HITLERPOPE IS MASTER OF ‘THE BIG LIE’
BLASPHEMOUS ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS BLAMES THE CHURCH FOR HIS OWN DIRTY SINS
FRANCIS GETS IT WRONG…THE CHURCH IS WITHOUT SIN
SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: CHAIRMAN MAO’S BIRTHDAY INSTEAD OF CHRISTMAS
HOLY CHINESE FRANCISKINGDOM: PROTESTANT, XIAO LI, DIES SUDDENLY DURING TORTURE ONE DAY AFTER HER ARREST
I’LL PRAY FOR YOU MAGA HAT-HATING MONSTERS, BUT I WON’T LIKE IT.
NEW PERU FRANCISBISHOP: IT IS ONE THING TO DENOUNCE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL CAPITALISTS AND WORK FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND PROSPERITY OF THE LOWEST RUNGS OF SOCIETY. IT IS ANOTHER THING ENTIRELY TO ‘BE CLOSE WITH’ MARXIST TERRORIST KILLERS
MARYLAND FRANCISPASTOR EXPLAINS WHY YOU SHOULD REMOVE YOUR KIDS FROM MASS SO THEY CAN GET SOMETHING MORE ‘AGE APPROPRIATE,’ SEE?
WICKED FRANCISFATHER DAN HORAN’S VITAE IS A LITANY OF SOURCES AND PLACES TO AVOID
FRANCISEFFECT: IF THE USCCB CONTINUES ON ITS PRESENT DOCTRINAL TRAJECTORY, WHAT THEY WILL SOON LEARN IS THAT THEY HAVE A “POST-CONCILIAR CHURCH” WITHOUT ANY FOLLOWERS
THE TYRANNY OF INCLUSION
BACKDOOR FRANCISCHURCH: WATCH THIS CATHOLIC HIPPIE AND LEARN HOW CAPITALISM IS JUST THE UNREGULATED FREE MARKET AND PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS SOCIALISM AND THE TYRANNY OF HERETICAL INCLUSIVENESS, SEE?
DR. KWASNIEWSKI: WHAT DOES THE SUPPRESSION OF THE ECCLESIA DEI COMMISSION MEAN? IT DEPENDS ON THE CDF, BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT A BIG SHOCK?
CATHOLIC PRIESTS IN CHINA FEEL BETRAYED BY THE VATICAN — FACIAL RECOGNITION TRACKS CHINESE PEOPLE ON NEW YEAR’S
FRANCIS, WHAT IS HIS DIPLOMATIC LINE?
PLANE POPE OF DEATHCHURCH: WE SHOULD ONLY CONSIDER MARRIED PRIESTS IN ‘REMOTE’ AREAS THAT LACK PRIESTS, SEE?
THE FRANCIS OF GOD: I’M AGAINST OPTIONAL CELIBACY EXCEPT FOR ONLY VERY REMOTE AREAS, OK?
CREEPY POPE OF PERVCHURCH: I MUST SAY THE EXPECTATIONS ARE TOO HIGH FOR OUR UPCOMING PERVSYNOD. IT’S JUST GOING TO BE ‘CATECHISM’ AGAINST PERVERTED BEHAVIOR, OK? THERE’S STILL GOING TO BE ABUSE, YOU KNOW. IT’S ONLY HUMAN!
THINK OF THIS: THE PERSON THAT WOULD HORRIFY THE FAITHFUL ITALIAN IN, SAY, 1969, AND WHICH WAS – SINNER AS EVERYBODY WAS – PRETTY RARE TO FIND, IS NOW THE AVERAGE BRIT BELOW FORTY.
MEXICAN BISHOP RAUL VERA LOPEZ SAYS MASS FOR LGBT GROUP