AND WHAT CONCORD HATH CHRIST WITH BELIAL? OR WHAT PART HATH THE FAITHFUL WITH THE UNBELIEVER?
SHEA: PRO-ADULTERY, ANNULMENT-HAPPY, PLANE WEDDING FRANCIS REALLY CONFRONTING THAT PESSIMISTIC MARRIAGE STRIKE AMONGST THE YOUTHS, SEE?
PRO-GAY FRANCISSCRIBBLERS USE BUZZFEED TO PILE ON FAITHFUL FR. Z (AND HIS MILLIONS OF CATHOLIC READERS)
F. Z TO BUZZFEED’S FR. MARTIN DEFENDERS: I GET DISINVITED TO EVENTS TOO. “I DON’T WHINE ABOUT IT THOUGH…THIS ISN’T BEAN BAG.”
ST. PHILOMENA: GLORY IN INNOCENCE
PROCLAIMING THE TRUTH IS NICE, BUT WHERE’S THE FORMAL CORRECTION OF FRANCIS? AND IF YOU SAY YOU FEAR SCHISM ONE MORE TIME…
WHY ARE CARDINAL BURKE AND THE OTHER CATHOLIC PRELATES UNWILLING TO DEFEND THE OFFICE OF PETER FROM ITS ABUSER?
CAN ANYONE ARGUE THAT THE FRANCIS/PAROLIN HANDING OVER OF THE CHINESE CATHOLICS TO THE TORTURING AND MURDERING COMMUNIST REGIME IS NOT A PROFOUNDLY IMMORAL AND WICKED ACTION?
TYRANNY: COLLEGE ORDERS FRATERNITIES TO STOP SOCIALIZING FOR 100 DAYS AND IT WORKED: THE OFFICE OF RRPORTING ALCOHOL, FIGHTING, HAZING, EXCESSIVE NOISE OR SEXUAL MISCONDUCT SAW A SHARP DECREASE!
CARDINAL PAROLIN’S DEATHCHURCH: THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH HATH SPOKEN (IN THE NAME OF CHRIST)
WEASELY WEIGEL: THE CHURCH DOESN’T DO PARADIGM SHIFTS, SO THAT ISN’T WHAT CARDINAL PAROLIN MEANT OR WHAT AMORIS LAETITIA REPRESENTS, OK?
NEVERTRUMP FRANCISBACKERS: WOULD CHESTERTON WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH TODAY’S CHESTERTON SOCIETY?
MAGISTER: “HUMANAE VITAE” UNDER SIEGE. BUT IT WILL HAVE TO GO OVER WOJTYLA AND CAFFARRA’S DEAD BODIES
JOEY VASQUEZ AND THE FRANCISMACHINE: PRAY FOR THESE BISHOPS, BUT PLEASE NEVER PUT ANOTHER RED PENNY IN ANY USCCB-RELATED COLLECTION.
THE PRESENTATION OF CHRIST AND PURIFICATION OF THE VIRGIN 2018
ST BRIGID OF KILDARE: I WOULD “LIKE TO GIVE A LAKE OF BEER TO GOD”
JUDASCHURCH: WHAT HAPPENED IN CHINA IS HUGE, AND SOMETHING WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME.