ITALIAN BISHOP GIOVANNI D’ERCOLE: WE CAN ALREADY SEE THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE. THERE’S NO NEED TO GUESS.
MINDER, ABP. GANSWEIN: THE BENEDICTBOT HAD A MASS WHICH WAS MORE SOLEMN THAN USUAL TODAY FOR ITS BIRTHDAY. IT RECEIVED YET ANOTHER ‘VOLUMINOUS’ BOOK BY PETER SEEWALD FOR A PRESENT.
CREEPY MINDER, ABP. GAINSWEIN: THE BENEDICTBOT SHARES IN THE PAIN OF THE VIRUS, BUT DOES NOT WANT IT TO STEAL HOPE.
NY DEATHGOVERNOR CUOMO ORDERS ALL PEOPLE TO WEAR FACE COVERINGS IN PUBLIC
END ZOMBIE EATING
TAYLOR MARSHALL: “I AM… OPEN TO SEEING BENEDICT WAS COERCED” TO RESIGN
POPE BENEDICT XVI: HAPPY 93RD!
WHEN YOU FACTOR IN THE DEATH-PADDING AND THE HUGE CHUNKS OF THE POPULATIONS WHO HAVE ALREADY HAD THE CORONA, YOU GET A MORTALITY RATE SO TINY IT’S NOT WORTH A CARE MUCH LESS A PERMANENT PRISON PLANET.
BARNHARDT: THE ONLY PEOPLE PUSHING THIS QUARANTINE “FLATTEN THE CURVE” LIE FROM HELL ARE NEWWORLDORDER OLIGARCHS, THEIR TOADIES IN THE MEDIA, GOVERNMENT AND ANTICHURCH, AND [OTHER] MENTALLY ILL MISANTHROPES
CROSSES TORN FROM CHURCHES AS CHINA’S ANTI-CROSS CAMPAIGN UNFAZED BY COVID-19 PANDEMIC
HEAD OF BELGIAN BISHOPS, EVIL BRUSSELS FRANCISCARDINAL DE KESEL, TEMPORARILY WITHDRAWS FOR HEALTH REASONS
FAKE CATHOLIC FRANCIS: “WHISKY IS THE REAL WATER OF LIFE”
CARDINAL DOLAN: CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE IS LIKE ETERNAL LIFE
BAILING OUT BANKS AGAIN??
HEROIC BISHOP RESTORES PUBLIC MASS! NO, WAIT…
FROM VIRAL DECEPTION: ST. MICHAEL THE ARCHANGEL, DEFEND US!
WE’RE ON THE WINNING TEAM. WE MUST SMILE IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY UNTIL IT SURRENDERS.
FRANCISCHURCH: PRIEST PAY CUTS COMING IN THE DAY OF THE VIRUS
HOLY RICH RAHO OF THE VIRUS ON GOING BACK TO MASS: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS MOVE!
VIRUSWHISPERER: SOMEONE FLOATS A LINE THAT THE CORONA FLU STUNT IS ACTUALLY CAUSING ALL THOSE CO-MORBIDITIES FALSELY BEING ATTRIBUTED TO IT, AND 1P5’S SKOJEC HAPPILY BUYS IT
‘YOU SHOULD SEE ALL THE CRAZIES I BUMP INTO!’ – RORATE’S JOSEPH SHAW SCOLDS FAITHFUL CATHOLIC TWITTER ON ‘CRITICIZING FELLOW CATHOLICS’
TO ALL THOSE SSPX HATERS OUT THERE …
POPE BENEDICT XVI’S BIRTHDAY