Canon212 Update: While You’re Confined In Your Home at Gunpoint, Christ’s Church Ripped From Your Life, Black Francis Has Never Been Happier

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8 WEEKS:  ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA ONE STEP AWAY FROM MARTIAL LAW; GOVERNOR NEWSOM SAYS 56% OF RESIDENTS WILL BE INFECTED

SSPX HAVING MASS, BUT YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO ENSURE THE PROPER SPACING.  AND NO LITTLE KIDS!

CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS:  THE DIOCLETIAN ‘POPE’

ST. JOSEPH, “LORD AND RULER OF HIS HOUSEHOLD” WHICH IS JESUS AND MARY, WE ASK YOU TO IMPLORE THE “IMMACULATE VIRGIN MARY,” YOUR SPOUSE, TO IMPLORE “JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD” TO SAVE THE CHURCH FROM THE HEROD-LIKE “ENEMIES ON EVERY SIDE”

CANCELCHURCH SKOJEC OF THE BLESSED VIRUS:  ‘THE CONFESSION BOX HAS ME WORRIED AT THIS POINT, YOU DUMMY’

TIM GORDAN TO STEVE SKOJEC:  IF YOU WERE TRULY A GRIFTER, YOU’D BE PROFITING OFF YOUR REALLY FUNNY JABBA THE HUT IMPRESSIONS!

CONFUSED CATHOLIC: O, STEVE.  MANY WHERE I’M FROM SCOFF AT ALL THE HOLY MASS CANCELLATIONS.  SKOJEC:  THOSE PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND OBEDIENCE!

CALIFORNIA FRANCISGOVERNOR NEWSOM:  IT’S NOT MY PREFERRED CHOICE TO LOCK ALL 40 MILLION OF YOU BASTARDS UP IN YOUR HOUSES, BUT…

BR. BUGNOLO TO FRANCIS’S ‘FIRED’ PRIESTS: “RETURN TO POPE BENEDICT XVI AND TO THE CHURCH OF THE LIGHT.”

EVIL LUXEMBOURG CD. HOLLERICH IN QUARANTINE

FAITHLESS FRANCIS USES LEFT HAND FOR MAKING SIGN OF THE CROSS

FOR BP. SCHNEIDER MANKIND HAS BECOME A PRISONER OF A “SANITARY DICTATORSHIP” OF WHICH THE BAN OF PUBLIC WORSHIP IS AN IMPORTANT SIDE-EFFECT.

HUNGARIAN FRANCISBISHOPS ALLOW “ABSOLUTION” WITHOUT CONFESSION BECAUSE OF THE BLESSED VIRUS

PANIC VECTOR PLANET:  CONSIDER YOUR SOURCES

ARSONISTS SET FIRE TO THE CHURCH OF SAINT-APOLLINAIRE IN EASTERN FRANCE

WHY DID YOU DEPRIVE MY PEOPLE OF THE MASS?

CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS TO THOSE WHO NEED TO GO TO CONFESSION:  TELL GOD YOU’LL GO AS SOON AS SOMEONE LETS YOU.  HE’S YOUR FATHER, YOU KNOW.

A CHURCH WITHOUT SACRAMENTS IS A WORSE NIGHTMARE THAN ANY VIRUS

AP MISLEADS, INFERS PRIESTS SAID TO HAVE DIED FROM CORONA HAD ‘BLESSED THE DYING’ DESPITE SACRAMENT LOCKDOWNS.

FAITHLESS, CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCISVATICAN PERMITS BISHOPS TO GRANT ILLEGAL GENERAL ABSOLUTION DURING STUNTVIRUS SCARE

ANTONIO SOCCI EXPLAINS THE UNDEMOCRATIC NEW POLICE STATE

“TAKE YOUR SORRY DIRECTLY TO GOD” – CATHOLIC CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS ESTABLISHES HIS ENFORCED PROTESTANTISM

FAITHLESS COMMUNIST JESUIT GENERALISSIMO SOSA DISCUSSES INTEGRAL ECOLOGY, GLOBAL WARMING, POLLUTION, DEPLETION OF RESOURCES, DEFORESTATION, LIVABILITY AND BEAUTY OF URBAN SPACES, VIRTUOUS BEHAVIOR, AND GOOD GOVERNANCE OF CITIES

Canon212 Update: The Mass of Christ is For Men, Not Pets

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FRANCIS THE CRUEL MASS-CANCELER:  ‘JESUS, GOD-MADE-MAN ACCOMPANIES AND LOVINGLY CORRECTS,’ OK?

FRANCISCHURCH: ENGLAND CANCELS MASS, AGAIN

FRANCISCHURCH:  THE AGED IN DANGER OF DEATH DENIED ANNOINTING

DAILY MAIL:  INSUFFERABLE PIERS MORGAN BLASTS ‘SELFISH YOUNG PEOPLE WHO NEED TO BE CONTROLLED’ FOR PARTYING WHILE HE’S BUSY SELF-ISOLATING IN GOVERNMENT FEAR.  BLAMES VANESSA HUDGENS ON THEM.

HOLY FRANCIS OF THE VIRUS BLAMES LACK OF HOSPITAL BEDS ON TAX EVADERS

SINISTER UK CD. NICHOLS: “THE LIFE OF THE CHURCH GOES ON DESPITE THE SUSPENSION OF PUBLIC MASSES,” OK?

BISHOPS HAVE ABANDONED THE FAITHFUL. GOD IS FAITHFUL.

SOMEHOW THE US GOT THROUGH MUCH WORSE YEARS OF 1957 AND 2017 WITHOUT THE COUNTRY BEING BROUGHT TO A SCREECHING HALT, WITHOUT CHURCHES BEING CLOSED, SCHOOLS BEING CLOSED, THE COURTS BEING CLOSED, RESTAURANTS AND BARS BEING CLOSED

UNICORNS AND PRO-LIFE DEMOCRATS

HIGH PRAISE FROM EVIL FR. MARTIN FOR BISHOPS WHO HAVE CANCELLED MASSES

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BISHOPS WHO HAVE CLOSED DOWN DIOCESES DUE TO THE VIRUS

FRANCIS INTERVIEW ON CORONAVIRUS: LITTLE CONCERN ABOUT GOD

FRANCIS CLAIMS TO WANT PRIESTS TO ‘GO OUT TO THE PEOPLES,’ BUT HIS BISHOPS AREN’T PERMITTING THEM EVEN TO ANOINT THE SICK.  MAYBE THEY CAN STILL BRING THEM SANDWICHES.

WAFFLEY CD. SARAH:  IF THE CORONAVIRUS IS PREVENTING YOU FROM GOING TO CHURCH REMEMBER THAT NOBODY, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CAN PREVENT YOU FROM MEETING GOD, OK?!

“THERE IS NO DAY IN WHICH THE ONE OR OTHER CONCERNED COLLEAGUE DOES NOT ASK ME, AND SOME ACTUALLY PHONE EXPRESSLY TO ASK, HOW MY RELATIVES IN ITALY ARE… THANK YOU MATE, I APPRECIATE…BUT RELAX, IT’S NOT THE BLACK PLAGUE”

TAYLOR MARSHALL TELLS CATHOLICS WHAT THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEMSELVES NOW THAT THEIR RELIGION HAS BEEN REDUCED TO YOUTUBE PODCASTS.  ALSO THE YOUNG PACHAMAMA-DUNKER, WHO HAS A FLU THAT DOESN’T KILL ANYONE UNDER 50, HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE!

R.I. BISHOP TOBIN FIRST TO MENTION THAT THE FRANCISVIRUS EDICTS WILL PERMANENTLY CRASH MASS ATTENANCE

HOLY SKOJEC OF NON-WORSHIP SCHOOLS HIS WRITER, ERIC SAMMONS, FOR SEEMING TO REPORT ON UNCANCELED MASSES AS IF THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING.