IN THE CLOSET OF THE VATICAN AND OTHER RANDOM THOUGHTS

WHAT’S WRONG WITH DEACON KANDRA?

PERVSUMMIT META-MEDIA:  SISTER CRISTINA HITS AMERICA WITH HER GAY LADY GAGA ANTHEM, “BORN THAT WAY!”

PERVCHURCH-FIXING FRANCISSYNOD #1303B: “A SNOOZE FEST OF ENDLESS DRONING DURING WHICH THE HOT AIR FILLING THE ROOM WILL MAKE WAKEFULNESS A MATTER OF HEROIC VIRTUE.”

THINKING OF BECOMING A PRIEST?  HERE’S AN ENORMOUS LETTER.

FR. HUNWICKE: I THANK GOD THAT POPE FRANCIS HAS RESTORED PRIESTLY FACULTIES TO (FAITHLESS COMMUNIST) FR ERNESTO CARDENAL?!

WHAT’S WORSE:  CHOPPING UP A 4 MONTH ‘FETUS’ OR A 9 MONTH ‘FETUS’?  I GUESS IT’S COMPLICATED.

CALL THE CRISIS WHAT IT IS: PEDERASTY!

MAGISTER ON DUBIA CARDINALS LETTER TO PERVSYNOD: NOW ONCE AGAIN TWO OF THOSE CARDINALS, THE GERMAN WALTER BRANDMÜLLER AND THE AMERICAN RAYMOND LEO BURKE, HAVE FELT IT THEIR DUTY TO BREAK COVER

AN OPEN LETTER FROM TWO CARDINALS TO THE BISHOPS GATHERED AT ROME. WHY ONLY TWO?

HOLY PERVSYNOD: IT’S NOT THE FAULT OF THE VICTIMS, OR THE FAITHFUL, MASSIMO

“LET ME BE CLEAR, WE AMERICAN FAITHFUL DON’T LIKE CARDINAL CUPICH. WE DON’T TRUST HIM. WE DON’T WANT HIM TO REPRESENT US. WE DON’T THINK HE CARES ABOUT THE ABUSED.”

DEAR MR. WALFORD:  THE BITTERNESS AND DIVISIVENESS IS PRECISELY FRANCIS’S FAULT

THOSE ACCUSING THE CATHOLIC RESISTANCE AGAINST FRANCIS OF SCHISM NEED TO READ NEWMAN ON ST. ATHANASIUS

CREEPY: TOP U.S. CATHOLIC DONOR, TIM BUSCH, BLAMES THE PERV PROBLEM ON ‘CELIBACY VIOLATIONS,’ REITERATES BOGUS CLAIM THAT THINGS HAVE BEEN CLEANED UP INSTEAD OF HUSHED UP

ANTI-AMERICAN L.A. ABP. GOMEZ EVICTS PETITIONERS WHO REQUEST HE BAN DISGRACED PERVCARDINAL MAHONY FROM ADDRESSING HIS EVIL RELIGIOUS ED CONFERENCE

IN HEART OF ROME, 100 CATHOLICS SILENTLY PROTEST VATICAN SILENCE ON HOMOSEXUALITY IN ABUSE CRISIS

WAVERING CARDINAL MULLER, WHO CLAIMS FRANCIS IS ORTHODOX: “MOREOVER, I AM OF THE OPINION THAT NO-ONE IS BORN HOMOSEXUAL. WE ARE BORN AS MEN OR WOMEN.”

NICK SANDMANN’S LAWYERS ARE NOT FOOLING AROUND

BARNHARDT’S NO SEDE

IF YOU CAN’T TWEET IT, YOU CAN’T BELIEVE IT?

CHINA AND VENEZUELA: BUSINESS PARTNERS AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS

NOTRE DAME UNIVERSITY SPONSORED A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE MURDER CALLED “ABORTION”.  INSANITY PREVAILED.

DE MATTEI:  IT SEEMS TO BE THAT MARTEL’S BOOK REPRESENTS A FRONTAL ATTACK BY THE INTERNATIONAL “GAY LOBBY” AGAINST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, HER DOCTRINE, AND HER INSTITUTIONS.

DE MATTEI:  WE WANT TO BREAK THE SEPULCHRAL SILENCE OF THE PASTORS OF THE CHURCH IN THE FACE OF AN UNPRECEDENTED DOCTRINAL AND MORAL CRISIS.

SURE FEELS LIKE THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN…ON FRANCIS’S HOLY PERVCHURCH

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DAILY NEWS: SOME CATHOLIC LEADERS WANT CUOMO EXCOMMUNICATED OVER ABORTION LAW; DOLAN NOT LIKELY TO DO IT

20 DEAD, 81 HURT IN CATHEDRAL MASS BOMBING IN MUSLIM PHILIPPINE REGION

IN NEW JERSEY, IF YOU’RE A PREGNANT COW, YOU’RE SAFE.

SUPPRESSED FATHER VAUGHN TRECO:  CATHOLIC IN THE FACE OF MOLOCH

PERVCHURCH:  HITLERPOPE IS MASTER OF ‘THE BIG LIE’

BLASPHEMOUS ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS BLAMES THE CHURCH FOR HIS OWN DIRTY SINS

FRANCIS GETS IT WRONG…THE CHURCH IS WITHOUT SIN

SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: CHAIRMAN MAO’S BIRTHDAY INSTEAD OF CHRISTMAS

HOLY CHINESE FRANCISKINGDOM: PROTESTANT, XIAO LI, DIES SUDDENLY DURING TORTURE ONE DAY AFTER HER ARREST

I’LL PRAY FOR YOU MAGA HAT-HATING MONSTERS, BUT I WON’T LIKE IT.

NEW PERU FRANCISBISHOP: IT IS ONE THING TO DENOUNCE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL CAPITALISTS AND WORK FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND PROSPERITY OF THE LOWEST RUNGS OF SOCIETY.  IT IS ANOTHER THING ENTIRELY TO ‘BE CLOSE WITH’ MARXIST TERRORIST KILLERS

MARYLAND FRANCISPASTOR EXPLAINS WHY YOU SHOULD REMOVE YOUR KIDS FROM MASS SO THEY CAN GET SOMETHING MORE ‘AGE APPROPRIATE,’ SEE?

WICKED FRANCISFATHER DAN HORAN’S VITAE IS A LITANY OF SOURCES AND PLACES TO AVOID

FRANCISEFFECT: IF THE USCCB CONTINUES ON ITS PRESENT DOCTRINAL TRAJECTORY, WHAT THEY WILL SOON LEARN IS THAT THEY HAVE A “POST-CONCILIAR CHURCH” WITHOUT ANY FOLLOWERS

THE TYRANNY OF INCLUSION

BACKDOOR FRANCISCHURCH: WATCH THIS CATHOLIC HIPPIE AND LEARN HOW CAPITALISM IS JUST THE UNREGULATED FREE MARKET AND PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS SOCIALISM AND THE TYRANNY OF HERETICAL INCLUSIVENESS, SEE?

DR. KWASNIEWSKI: WHAT DOES THE SUPPRESSION OF THE ECCLESIA DEI COMMISSION MEAN? IT DEPENDS ON THE CDF, BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT A BIG SHOCK?

CATHOLIC PRIESTS IN CHINA FEEL BETRAYED BY THE VATICAN — FACIAL RECOGNITION TRACKS CHINESE PEOPLE ON NEW YEAR’S

FRANCIS, WHAT IS HIS DIPLOMATIC LINE?

PLANE POPE OF DEATHCHURCH:  WE SHOULD ONLY CONSIDER MARRIED PRIESTS IN ‘REMOTE’ AREAS THAT LACK PRIESTS, SEE?

THE FRANCIS OF GOD:  I’M AGAINST OPTIONAL CELIBACY EXCEPT FOR ONLY VERY REMOTE AREAS, OK?

CREEPY POPE OF PERVCHURCH:  I MUST SAY THE EXPECTATIONS ARE TOO HIGH FOR OUR UPCOMING PERVSYNOD.  IT’S JUST GOING TO BE ‘CATECHISM’ AGAINST PERVERTED BEHAVIOR, OK?  THERE’S STILL GOING TO BE ABUSE, YOU KNOW.  IT’S ONLY HUMAN!

THINK OF THIS: THE PERSON THAT WOULD HORRIFY THE FAITHFUL ITALIAN IN, SAY, 1969, AND WHICH WAS – SINNER AS EVERYBODY WAS – PRETTY RARE TO FIND, IS NOW THE AVERAGE BRIT BELOW FORTY.

MEXICAN BISHOP RAUL VERA LOPEZ SAYS MASS FOR LGBT GROUP