THE HOLY MARADIAGA: THEY SHOULD CALL SOCIAL NETWORKS ‘FECAL NETWORKS’ BECAUSE THEY ONLY TRANSMIT ‘TRASH’!
UNCLE TED’S FRANCISVATICAN CARDINAL FARRELL: THE MAN IS A BISHOP, NOW A CARDINAL. AND HE DOESN’T PRAY.
THE CHURCH’S COVER-UP OF THE FULL STORY ABOUT ISLAM IS POTENTIALLY A LARGER SCANDAL THAN THE COVER-UP OF SEX ABUSE IN THE CHURCH
NEW ZEALAND BISHOPS EXPRESS SOLIDARITY WITH THEIR FRANCIS
NEWSWEEK POLL: ONLY 35% OF AMERICANS DON’T THINK POPE FRANCIS SHOULD RESIGN!
WE NEED TO REQUEST THAT EVERY ATTORNEY GENERAL, IN EVERY STATE, AND ALSO ANY INTERNATIONAL AUTHORITY WITH ANY TEETH, CONDUCT A FULL INVESTIGATION OF EVERY AMERICAN ARCHDIOCESE, AND OF THE VATICAN
A RECONCILIATION ROOM!!! WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
YOO-HOO!!! ABP. LISTECKI!! WHERE ARE YOU????
ALBANY BP. ED. SCHARFENBERGER CALLS IN LOCAL D.A. TO TRY AND STAY AHEAD OF IMPENDING DOOM.
NEW AND IMPROVED HOLY FRANCIS SPEAKS OUT AGAINST ALL THIS EVIL ‘SILENCE’ OUT THERE NOW: GOD “NEEDS OUR VOICE TO DENOUNCE THE INJUSTICES COMMITTED IN SILENCE, SOMETIMES COMPLICIT, OF MANY.”
‘OPEN YOUR FILES’: NEBRASKA ATTORNEY GENERAL SEEKS ABUSE RECORDS FROM THREE DIOCESES
BISHOP ED TO DIOCESE: WE HAVEN’T DONE ENOUGH TO RECTIFY THE TIME BEFORE 2002, SEE. THAT’S WHY WE’RE ASKING THE LOCAL DA TO COORDINATE A NEW INVESTIGATION.
THE PLASTICS OF SATAN HAVE, ONE GATHERS, ENTERED THROUGH SOME CRACK INTO THE CHURCH
FR. BENEDICT GROESCHEL’S ORDER CALLS FOR THE POPE TO ACT
JESUIT FORDHAM UNIVERSITY: “WE CATEGORICALLY CONDEMN THE VILE SLANDER THAT THE CRISIS IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF GAY MEN.”
PERVCHURCH: COCCO’S GAY COCAINE ORGY SECRETARY, MGR. CAPOZZI, BACK IN BENEDICT’S OLD CDF APARTMENT WHICH FRANCIS GAVE HIM
CARDINAL FARRELL IMPLICATES JOHN PAUL II