EXPRESS: IGNORANT, PARANOID LIBERALS FEAR THAT OLD BACK-ACHY HERETIC, FRANCIS MIGHT DIE OR STEP DOWN, PROVOKING A ‘COLLISION’ WITH THOSE STUPID, CHURCH-WRECKING BENEDICT-TYPE ACTUAL CATHOLICS WHEREVER THEY ARE!
FRANKENFAUCI IS FAR MORE SINISTER THAN YOU MAY THINK.
YOU CAN’T UN-FOLLOW BIDEN*
FRAUDPRESIDENT BIDEN’S BLACK-EYED PRESS SECRETARY: YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
HOW TO REFUSE THE DEATHVAXX
CRUXMAG’S ALLEN: FRANCIS SCIATICA MIGHT HELP HIM TO GOVERN EVEN BETTER, WITHOUT ALL THOSE MASSES AND THINGS!
SECOND MAN ACCUSES CHICAGO FREAKPASTOR, FR. PFLEGER OF SEX ABUSE
PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES ‘OFFICE OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT’ – WILL CARRY ON THE AGENDA OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
TOP U.S. PERVBISHOPS FORGOT TO MENTION HOW HOMOSEXUALITY IS “OBJECTIVELY DISORDERED, INTRINSICALLY EVIL, A SIN CRYING TO GOD FOR REVENGE, AND AN ABOMINATION” IN THEIR FRANCISLETTER
CHILEAN ARCHBISHOP CHOMALI EXORCISES CORONAVIRUS, BUT THEN LOSES COURAGE, DELETES VIDEO
FL REP MATT GAETZ: I’M GETTING 7 DEATH THREATS A DAY, BUT THE FBI ISN’T VERY INTERESTED
VATICAN REBUKES FORMER CHEYENNE BP. HART FOR “BEING ALONE WITH MINORS”
DEAR BISHOPS, I HAVE A CATECHISM AND A BRAIN: TAKING A VACCINE TESTED USING KIDNEY CELLS FROM LIVING BABIES IS GRAVELY SINFUL!
* FYI: CHANGES TO THE PERENNIAL TEACHING OF HOLY MOTHER CHURCH ARE NOT VALID BECAUSE ALL THE CHURCH’S TEACHINGS COME DIRECTLY FROM OUR BLESSED LORD.
FRAUDPRESIDENT JOE BIDEN AND THE UPSIDE TO A REGIME OF LIARS
WE MAY LIVE IN THE DARKEST TIME IN CHURCH HISTORY, BUT NEVER HAVE WE HAD MORE FRIENDS IN HEAVEN.
LESSON FROM COLUMBUS CATHEDRAL: NEVER LET A BUNCH OF FREAKS ADVANCE ON THE ALTAR AGAIN.