DONATE TO CANON212: 
MAD MOM: WHEN THE PRIEST IS TALKING TO US, HE’S FACING US. WHEN HE’S TALKING TO GOD, HE’S FACING GOD. DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SOME HORRIBLY NEFARIOUS PLOT TO EXCLUDE YOU FROM ANYTHING? GEEZ.
BP. SCHNEIDER ON THE STUNT POPE: FRANCIS SENT A CARD TO ME HERE IN KAZAKHSTAN, WHERE I MUST SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, CONTAINING HIS GENERAL AUDIENCE ADDRESS, AND HE UNDERLINED “PERMISSIVE WILL.” I AM GRATEFUL.
WAPO SMEARS NEW PRO-LIFE CATHOLIC, J.D. VANCE, AS ‘RACIST’ FOR SAYING ‘MY PEOPLE’
‘KOCH AND HIS LEGACY ARE AS ANTI-LIFE AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET, SOMETHING NO AMOUNT OF SELFISHLY MOTIVATED CANCER RESEARCH FUNDING CAN COVER UP. MARK SHEA EXPLODES OVER LATE DAVID KOCH, WHO ‘RUINED THE ENVIRONMENT’
SHEA: I LOVE DAWN EDEN. SHE IS SMART. SHE IS WELL-EDUCATED. SHE IS DEVOTED TO JESUS CHRIST IN HIS CHURCH. AND SHE HAS GUTS. HERE SHE IS, TAKING ON THE TRUMP-ADORING, FRANCIS-HATING RIGHT WING FREAK SHOW!
CATHOLIC STAND: DON’T RASH JUDGE! THERE ARE PRO-LIFE DEMOCRATS OUT THERE YOU CAN VOTE FOR, OK? REMEMBER THAT GOOD NAZI, OSKAR SCHINDLER? DO YOUR HOMEWORK! I’M AN INDEPENDENT, SEE?
SEATTLE ARCHDIOCESE SAYS ‘PARISH LEADERSHIP’ DIDN’T KNOW THE MAN THAT FR. DUPONT BLESSED WAS SCHEDULED TO KILL HIMSELF. DEACON KANDRA: THAT AP NEEDS TO GO GET THE PRIEST’S SIDE OF THE STORY [WHATEVER THAT IS]
BORIS SUSPENDS PARLIAMENT, PREVENTS BREXIT SCUTTLE
AUSTRALIA: VICTORIAN PARLIAMENT COALITION AGREES TO PASS LAWS FORCING PRIESTS TO REPORT CHILD ABUSE HEARD IN CONFESSION.
SEATTLE BISHOPS TO ‘REVIEW’ BLESSING OF ASSISTED SUICIDE ADVOCATE
PERVCHURCH: VATICAN TELLS ARGENTINIAN COURT THAT FRANCIS’S PET PERVBISHOP, THE HOLY GUSTAVO, HAS JOB IN ROME, DESPITE BEING SUSPENDED. STATE SECRETARIAT PERVBISHOP PENA PARRA SIGNS OFF
ST. AUGUSTINE: “ALL CATHOLICS KNOW: DIVORCE IS OF THE DEVIL!”
CREEPY, UNSETTLING EVIL. YES, A JESUIT WAS INVOLVED.
LOCAL BISHOP: THE AMAZON REGION IS RIFE WITH PEDOPHILIA, CHILDREN ABUSED BY THEIR PARENTS.
FR. Z ON USING ‘PREFERRED PRONOUNS’ – “WE NEED TO DETERMINE WHICH HILLS ARE THE ONES WE NEED TO DIE ON. I’M NOT CONVINCED THAT CHANGED NAMES AND PRETEND TITLES ARE THAT HILL.”
THE AMAZON IS BURNING AND THE SKY IS STILL FRANCISFALLING
NOT AUTHORIZED: THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE DEATH OF THE OLD MASS
HOW MANY EUCHARISTIC FRANCISPRAYERS WILL THERE BE IN LATIN AMERICA BEFORE IT’S ALL OVER?
ROMAN CATECHISM CONVICTS FRANCIS OF HERESY