C212 RECEIVES CATHOLIC MONITOR’S WINSTON CHURCHILL AWARD FOR DEFENDING THE MASS FROM CANCEL-HAPPY VIRUSCHURCH
HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO FINALLY SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE CATHOLIC CHURCH?
STEVEN RAICA: EVIL FRANCIS PUTS A BISHOP IN EWTN’S BIRMINGHAM
WHO WILL BE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY’S SURPRISE CANDIDATE?
FRANCISSAINT GRETA: IT’S EXTREMELY LIKELY THAT I HAVE THE HOLY VIRUS!
ACTUAL CHRISTIANS: JERRY FALWELL’S LIBERTY U RESUMES CLASSES. WILL FRANCISCHURCH EVER SAY A PUBLIC MASS AGAIN?
HIGH-LEVEL ITALIAN OFFICIAL SAYS ONLY 12% OF THE CORONACOLD DEAD HAVE CORONACOLD LISTED AS CAUSE OF DEATH
CORONAVIRUS: DECREE OF THE CONGREGATION FOR DIVINE WORSHIP ON PROVISIONS FOR HOLY WEEK AND EASTER
SSPX TO UK’S BORIS: OK, WE’LL CANCEL MASS IF YOU SO ORDAIN.
WHY WOULD MOTHER NATURE HAVE A TANTRUM? FRANCIS HAS GIVEN HER DUE WORSHIP.
GIVE US BACK THE HOLY MASS!
EXPERT 1P5 VIRUSWHISPERER SKOJEC: WE’RE ENTERING THE ACCELLERATION PHASE! PRIEST: I’M GLAD THE SPANISH FRANCISBISHOPS CANCELLED MASSES ANYWAY, SINCE OUR COMMUNIST GOV’T WOULDN’T FORCE THEM TO?!
SURVIVING THE SANITARY DICTATORSHIP
BERGOGLIO BLAMES PACK-A MAMA.

