THE CORONAVIRUS ECUMENICAL CREED FOR VIRUS TRADS AND VIRUS LIBERALS
MARYLAND ORDERS FACE COVERINGS AT RETAIL STORES, ON PUBLIC TRANSIT
FR. LOMBARDI: BENEDICT’S ABDICATION WAS VERY RESPONSIBLE, FAITHFUL TO HIS VOCATION, AND HE’S NEVER REPENTED OF IT, OK?!
VIRUSCHURCH: WITHOUT JESUS, CATERINA IS CONDEMNED TO A DOUBLE DEATH
VIRUSPLANET: GOING TO MASS ON EASTER SUNDAY, RECEIVING THE EUCHARIST, NO. TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE ENTIRE ECONOMY? NO CHOICE THERE. GAY TINDER HOOKUPS: OLD FAUCI SAYS THAT’S YOUR CHOICE.
OUR BIGGEST DISASTERS ARE ALWAYS MAN-MADE
TRUMP UNVEILS THREE-PHASE PLAN TO REOPEN STATES AND REACH A ‘NEW NORMAL.’ HOLY FAUCI: “IT’S NOT GAME OVER, THOUGH!”
THREE PHASES TO NORMALCY: WELL-PLAYED, MR. PRESIDENT
“THUS FOR SEVERAL WEEKS THE CHILDREN OF BRI-TAIN DID NOT SIN, EXCEPT PERCHANCE TO GO OUT FOR A WALK OF SIXTY-ONE MINUTES, OR TO APPROACH ONE ANOTHER AT A DISTANCE OF ONE INCH LESS THAN FOUR CUBITS. FOR THEY KNEW THAT FORGIVENESS WOULD BE DENIED THEM.”
FR. Z WEIGHS IN ON THE SSPX ARGUMENT: ‘THEY’RE CATHOLIC, AND THEY’RE MUCH MORE THAN A VIRUS OPTION, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD’
FERRARA ON DR. FAUCI’S ‘APPROVED RISK’: IT COULD NOT BE CLEARER THAT THE LOCKDOWN REGIME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH “SAVING LIVES” AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL ENGINEERING FOR THE “POST-COVID WORLD”.
THE BLESSING OF RIGHTEOUS ‘DISGUST’?
VATICAN REFUSES SSPX REQUEST FOR DIALOGUE
PACHAMAMA 2.0: CARDINAL CUPICH PERFORMS SKY IDOL RITUAL (VIDEO)
CRAZY GERMANS: BISHOPS’ PRESIDENT, THE BLESSED BATZING, BELIEVES THAT “FAITHFUL” GAY COUPLES ARE “BLESSED” BY GOD
THUGPOPE ON THE BLESSED COMMUNIST VIRUS: THROW SOME OF MY ‘ANTIBODIES OF SOLIDARITY’ AT IT. THAT’S WHAT I SAY!
IN SANTA MARTA HOMILY, ELITIST FRANCIS, APPEARS TO ALMOST REGRET BANNING THE HOLY PEOPLES FROM THE ‘CONCRETE’ MASSES AND SACRAMENTS, BUT DOESN’T GO SO FAR AS TO AGREE TO LET MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE INTO ST. PETERS.
THE EVIL CLOWN AND THE CHINESE VIRUS
DE MATTEI: IT IS THE HOUR TO RECOGNIZE THE MERCIFUL HAND OF GOD IN THE SCOURGES THAT BEGIN TO STRIKE HUMANITY?
1P5 WRITER WARNS ABOUT ‘SINS AGAINST CHARITY’ TOWARD ALL THOSE VIRUSHAPPY PANICTRADS OUT THERE WITH REASONABLE GOVERNMENT-BACKED OPINIONS.