PERVCHURCH: GAY ITALIAN ACTOR SUPPOSEDLY LIVING IN ‘NIGHTY, NIGHT, BABY’ CD. TOBIN’S RECTORY ACTING IN FRANCISVATICAN-PRODUCED FILM.
NOW, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELVES, “WHY WOULD A SUPER-HANDSOME ACTOR ENGAGE IN SODOMY WITH A REVOLTING SLUG LIKE TOBIN?”
FRANCISEFFECT: USCCB PERVREGIME IN DYSFUNCTIONAL BUNKER-MODE
‘TIMES ARE CHANGING’: THE EVIL DIARMUID SAYS FINAL MASS SAID IN ONE OF IRELAND’S LARGEST CHURCHES BEFORE DEMOLITION
FRANCIS JOKE: I WILL INVESTIGATE THE CHARGE THAT I COVERED-UP FOR MCCARRICK & LET YOU KNOW “IN DUE COURSE”
HOW MUCH DID THE FAITHFUL PAY FOR FORMER BP. BRANSFIELD’S LIFE OF LUXURIOUS DEBAUCHERY?
“I RECALL A TIME WHEN I ENJOYED YOUR ESTEEM AND YOUR TRUST, BUT NOW I SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN STRIPPED IN YOUR EYES OF THE RESPECT THAT WAS ACCORDED TO ME’ – TREACHEROUS, ONCE-CATHOLIC CD. OUELLET RESPONDS TO ABP. VIGANO’S CALL FOR HIM TO COME CLEAN
AREN’T I SUPPOSED TO HAVE COMMUNION WITH THE HOLY FRANCIS?
PITIFUL: ONCE CATHOLIC FRANCISCARDINAL OUELLET DEFENDS HIS ‘FAITH’ IN WICKED FRANCIS, AMORIS LAETITIA, AND HIS DEATH PENALTY HERESY ALL IN ONE ROTTEN LETTER.
‘MONSTROUS AND UNSUBSTANTIATED’: TREACHEROUS CARDINAL OUELLET DEFENDS HIS HOLY FRANCIS AGAINST ABP. VIGANO’S CHARGE OF ENABLING PREDATORY CD. MCCARRICK.
“POLITICAL PLOT!”
TREACHEROUS CD. OUELLET TO ABP. VIGANO: “REDISCOVER COMMUNION” WITH THE HOLY FATHER,” OK?
SORRY MARC, HERESY IS WORSE THAN SCHISM, YOU ARE BOTH THE REAL HERETICS AND THE REAL SCHISMATICS.
AND GOD BLESS JUSTICE KAVANAUGH AND THE GREAT, GREAT DONALD JOHN TRUMP.
“THE HIGHEST MOMENT THAT THE CENTURIES EVER WITNESSED.”
FRANCISCHURCH: NOTHING BUT EVIL CRIMES, COVERUPS, ‘CONSERVATIVE’ SMOKESCREENS, AND LAY ‘FATIGUE’
EVIL VANDALS BREAK INTO ST. AUGUSTINE CHURCH NEAR U. OF FLORIDA, DAMAGE CRUCIFIXES, ‘RELIGIOUS ITEMS’
REWARD OFFERED FOR DESTRUCTION OF SILVER CITY, NM ST. RITA SHRINE
TRUMP SIGNS BILL EXPANDING CRIMINAL CODE ON CHURCH VANDALISM TO PROTECT RELIGIOUS NONPROFITS
MAN SUSPECTED OF VANDALIZING LANDMARK ST. CHARLES BORROMEO CHURCH, HOLLYWOOD, CHARGED
HERALD: POWERFUL PRELATES SUCH AS DOLAN, MEMBERS OF THE US CATHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT LIKE JOHN CARR AND EVEN QUASI-INDEPENDENT GROUPS LIKE THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA ARE NOW BEARING THE BRUNT OF THE LAITY’S RAGE.
PERVS POLICING PERVS: USCCB FRANCISCARDINAL DINARDO LEADING RESPONSE TO SEX ABUSE CRISIS ACCUSED OF COVER-UP IN HOUSTON
TRUMP IS RUBBING OFF ON REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, IN THEIR WILDEST NICE DREAMS, THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WOULD BE THE HERO, AND SUSAN COLLINS THE HEROINE
THE NEW EVANGELIZATION IN THE HOLY WILTON’S DIOCESE OF ATLANTA?
HOW MUCH DID ‘GREATEST FRANCISCATHOLIC OF ALL TIME,’ MARK SHEA, WANT A PRO-DEATH COURT!
BLAME CHICAGO’S SAUL ALINSKY FOR OUR CURRENT POLITICAL CIRCUS
IS FRANCIS’ STANG A LAUDATO SI/SR DOROTHY STANG STANG?
IRISH-ALGONQUIN TRAD PREPARES TO RECEIVE THE SYNOD RESULTS
FRANCISVATICAN RELEASES STATEMENT ON CREEPY UNCLE TED. ‘IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE ‘CHIIIIIILDREN, SEE?’ THE HOLY FATHER FRANCIS LOVES TRUTH, YOU KNOW.