CATHOLIC HEADLINES 3.31.18

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REMNANT’SMATT: ON FRANCISANNIHILATION: OF COURSE THE VATICAN’S DAMAGE CONTROL, LED BY OPUS DEI’S GREG BURKE, WENT AFTER THIS STORY WITH THEIR LITTLE POOPER SCOOPER.

ALLEN AND ALTIERI:  HOLY FRANCIS’ IS SHOWING ‘GENTLE ACCOMPANIMENT’ TO THE AGED SCALFARI (AND THE ENTIRE PLANET, RIGHT TO HELL)

AS TO “ENCOUNTERS” AND “BRIDGES,” HOMOPOETIC BP. SEITZ CAN ASK KATE STEINLE’S DAD ABOUT THAT.

KANDRA: WHEN FRANCIS NUZZLES AND KISSES THOSE CAPTIVE CRIMINAL FEET ON HOLY THURSDAY, HE REALLY SHOWS THE WORLD WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A DEACON!

JOHN ALLEN: WHEN FRANCIS LETS SCALFARI INFORM THE ENTIRE PLANET THAT THE POPE DECIDED THERE’S NO LONGER A HELL, SO THEY SPEND ETERNITY THERE; HE’S JUST “RESPECTING AND CHERISHING THE ELDERLY”, SEE?

LIMBAUGH: DO NOT BE AFRAID OF DYING. BE AFRAID OF GOING TO HELL. THIS ADMONITION WAS FREQUENTLY COMING FROM JESUS.  IT’S EASY TO SEE THAT WITH THIS POPE, THE LEFT IS EVEN CORRUPTING THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

FIVE YEARS OF LENT

BARNHARDT: ACCORDING TO ANTIPOPE BERGOGLIO, JESUS CHRIST IS NOT GOD.  AND THUS, IF JESUS IS NOT GOD, THEN WE ARE NOT SAVED, AND THE CHURCH IS AN ONTOLOGICAL JOKE

HERETIC POPE – FRANCIS DECLARES “THERE IS NO HELL”

TRADS ARE HYPOCRITES ABOUT CHICAGO’S FR. PHILLIPS, BUT CARD. CUPICH AND FR. JAMES MARTIN ARE ALL ABOUT MERCY, COMPASSION AND KINDNESS, SEE?

SHUT DOWN “CATHOLIC” RELIEF SERVICES

‘IF YOU THINK THAT I, THE HOLY FRANCIS, DON’T BELIEVE IN HELL, THEN YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING REALLY GOOD ATTENTION!’

THAT BENEDICT XVI REFUSAL LETTER REALLY PUT THE CAPPER ON FAITHLESS FRANCISTHEOLOGY.  GOOD THING HE GOT HIS EASTER VISIT WITH THE FRANCIS OVER WITH ON TUESDAY!

VATICAN’S DENIAL OF SCALFARI INTERVIEW IS ESSENTIALLY A CONFIRMATION OF FRANCIS’ DISBELIEF IN HELL

VATICAN SCRAMBLES AFTER POPE APPEARS TO DENY EXISTENCE OF HELL

NEWSWEEK: VATICAN SAYS FRANCIS MET WITH SCALFARI BUT IT WASN’T REALLY EVEN AN INTERVIEW.  JUST EASTER GREETINGS WITH THE OLD ATHEIST!

IS FRANCIS CATHOLIC?  “I AM ESPECIALLY INTERESTED IN THE RESPONSE OF THOSE WITH A VOICE IN CATHOLIC MEDIA WHO CLAIM TO BE DEFENDERS OF TRADITION. DON’T ALL CHIME IN AT ONCE, FELLAS”

FACE IT.  FRANCIS HAS MADE CATHOLICS LOOK LIKE INCREDIBLY STUPID FOOLS.

HERE WE GO AGAIN! FRANCISBISHOPS APPEAL TO PREZ FOR MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS ON CHRISTIAN CHARITY GROUNDS, NEVER MENTION THEIR FEDERAL FUNDING

TO BE CALLED A “MAFIOSO” BY LEWD FRANCIS IS LIKE TO BE CALL “DEPLORABLE” BY CROOKED HILLARY.

HAPPY EASTER: OFFICIALS SAY DIRTY CHICOM FRANCISBETRAYAL OF UNDERGROUND COULD COME SATURDAY.

KANGAROO COURT FRANCISPERSECUTION: POLICE NEVER ASKED FOR DIARY, ARCHIVAL INFO ON CD. PELL’S WHEREABOUTS

HORRIBLE PRIEST PEDOPHILE, DINO CINEL, PROTECTED BY THE CHURCH AND NEW ORLEANS COMMUNITY, FOUND MURDERED IN COLOMBIA

MY NAME IS JUDAS

ST. PETER WAS SUCH AN UNLIKELY CHOICE! GOD COULD HAVE CHOSEN A PRIEST, A VERY WISE TEACHER, A PROPHET, A RULER, EVEN, HEAVEN HELP US, A LAWYER.

**SCALFARI INTERVIEW: FRANCIS TOLD ME THAT HELL DOESN’T EXIST. THOSE SOULS JUST DISAPPEAR, SEE?**

FAKE CHICOM FRANCISBISHOP:  THE VATICAN ‘DEAL’ COULD BE DONE TOMORROW.

JUDGE CLOSES CD. PELL COURT HEARING IN KANGAROO LAND, AUSTRALIA

IN FRESH, FIRST-RATE FRANCISBLATHER, HIS HOLINESS WARNS PRIESTS NOT TO MAKE IDOLS OF CERTAIN ABSTRACT TRUTHS.  INSTEAD, DO THAT ‘CLOSENESS AND MERCY’ LIKE A ‘STREET PREACHER’ OF THE PEOPLES, SEE?  BEWARE UGLY “CULTURE OF THE ADJECTIVE” THAT LABELS PEOPLE.

THE NUCHURCH OF JUDASMERCY: “BY THE WAY, IS THIS RINGING ANY BELLS?  SOUNDING FAMILIAR AT ALL?”

“IN SHEPHERDING THEM, HE GOES AT TIMES BEFORE THEM, AT TIMES REMAINS IN THEIR MIDST AND AT OTHER TIMES WALKS BEHIND THEM.” – BEFORE PRIESTS, FRANCIS REVEALS HIS METHOD FOR A SCATTERED FLOCK.

AN UPDATE ON STABBED SSPX ALTAR BOY, CAMILO

ROWE’S RIGHT. FATHERLESS HOMES ARE THE PROBLEM

CHRISTIAN “WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE” PERFORMER, ALICE COOPER, HAS BEEN MARRIED SINCE 1976, SAYS HE HAS NEVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL, DOES BIBLE STUDY DAILY AND GOES TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY.

CARDINAL PELL’S REFORMS BEING “QUIETLY JETTISONED” DURING HIS BOGUS DETAINMENT IN AUSTRALIA

CHRISTIAN VALUES ON SODOMY, ABORTION, SURGE IN RUSSIA – 83% REJECT HOMOSEXUALITY

HOLY FRANCISSYNOD OF YOUTHFULNESS:  THEY’RE BACK!

NO PICTURES OF RECENT LOVING MEETING BETWEEN THE DICTATOR AND HIS WARD, POPE BENEDICT.  EXPECT A RENEWED BENEDICTBOT ‘ON STEROIDS’ COMING UP!

THE OKIE TRADITIONALIST REVIEWS “THE YOUNG POPE” ADDRESSING THE CARDINALS SCENE

FINAL WEEK OF LENT: LAST CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT

“THERE IS NO HELL” — NEW FRANCIS REVELATION TO ATHEIST JOURNALIST JUST IN TIME FOR GOOD FRIDAY

FRENCH “PRIEST’ CLAIMS BERGOGLIO APPROVED THE BLESSING OF GAY “COUPLES“

Canon212 Update: On Judas Day, Holy Francis Preaches His Luther Faith

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“SAY A OUR FATHER NOW FOR THE SUFFERING CHINESE CATHOLICS AND BISHOP GUO XIJIN AS WELL AS THAT EVERY PERSON ON EARTH WITH A SHRED OF DECENCY CRY OUT AGAINST THIS PROFOUNDLY IMMORAL “DIPLOMATIC” ACTION OF POPE FRANCIS AND CARDINAL PAROLIN.”

PRIEST THAT SAID “IMAGINE JESUS AS GAY” TO OFFER LGBT RETREAT FOR DIOCESE OF OAKLAND

FAITHLESS FRANCISBISHOP DUROCHER: IT’S A NEW ERA IN THE CHURCH. “IN FRENCH CANADA AND QUEBEC, THERE’S NO POLARIZATION AROUND POPE FRANCIS. THE WORLD I’M COMING FROM IS ONE WHERE THE GREAT MAJORITY OF PEOPLE FEEL GREAT EMPATHY FOR WHAT HE’S SAYING!

AS WE HAVE NOW ENTERED INTO HOLY WEEK, THE FINAL PREPARATION FOR THE SACRED TRIDUUM, LET US RESOLVE TO FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF ST. PAUL AND THE ENTIRE “WHITE-ROBED ARMY OF MARTYRS”

THE ANCIENT MASS CONCERNS THE NEW FRANCISBISHOP LINDA, OF PORTO, PORTUGAL, WHILE THE ABOLITION OF PRIESTLY CELIBACY WOULD “NOT SHOCK” HIM.

BELLARMINE ON CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

THE HOLY PRE-SYNOD OF YOUTHFULNESS: “WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN ROME IS A JOKE.  A DIABOLICAL JOKE.”

FOR FAITHLESS FRANCIS, THERE WERE NO CATHOLICS AROUND ON PALM SUNDAY.  THEY ALL APPEARED ON GOOD FRIDAY TO CRUCIFY CHRIST.

CARDINAL DOLAN FINALLY GETS IT: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS ABANDONED CATHOLICISM

MAO’S POPE

VATICAN OVERLORDS: “WE UNDERSTAND SOME PEOPLE’S DISAPPOINTMENT THAT THE FINAL LANGUAGE WAS NOT TO THEIR PRECISE LIKING, BUT IT MUST BE MADE CLEAR THAT THERE HAS NOT BEEN NOT ANY KIND OF CONSPIRACY AGAINST THOSE WHO PREFER MORE TRADITIONAL FORMS OF LITURGY,”

OOOPS!  I GUESS HELL ISN’T EMPTY AFTER ALL.

BUGNINI-FREE HOLY WEEK FOR 2018!

GAGLIARDUCCI ON LETTERGATE: MAYBE VATICAN COMMUNICATIONS SHOULD START THINKING MORE IN TERMS OF TOPICS.

…UPDATE: BISHOP GUO RELEASED, BUT BANNED BY HIS CHICOM FRANCISSUPERIORS FROM CELEBRATING CHRISM MASS AS A BISHOP

PERSECUTION: AUSTRALIAN OFFICIALS SET UP TASK FORCE TO INVESTIGATE, PROSECUTE CD. PELL BEFORE THEY EVEN HAD A COMPLAINT

FIRSTTHINGS: BOGUS YOUTH SYNOD DOCUMENT JUST A CONTRIVED ECHO OF FAITHLESS FRANCISSPEAK

SYNOD DOCUMENT ALLEGEDLY DRAFTED BY YOUNG PEOPLE SAYS CATHOLIC TEACHING ON “CONTRACEPTION, ABORTION, HOMOSEXUALITY, COHABITATION” IS “ESPECIALLY CONTROVERSIAL”

GEE, THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF THOSE WELL-INTENTIONED, INNOCENT ‘MATERIAL HERETICS’ AROUND THESE DAYS!

FRANCISLUTHER: “CHRISTIANS, IF THEY TRULY LET THEMSELVES BE WASHED BY CHRIST, IF THEY TRULY LET HIM STRIP THEM FROM THEIR OLD THEMSELVES SO TO WALK A NEW LIFE – WHILE REMAINING A SINNER BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SINNERS – CAN NO LONGER BE CORRUPTED

FRANCIS:  AT EASTER REMEMBER YOU NEVER WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE FAKE, MAFIOSO CHRISTIANS WHO THINK THEY’RE RIGHT ALL THE TIME AND NOT SINNERS.  THEY’LL END BADLY!

FIRST COMMANDMENT BURYING FRANCIS: EASTER CULMINATES IN WELCOMING, OK?  IT’S THE TIME WHEN WE GIVE THE LOVE JESUS GAVE US OVER TO OUR NEIGHBOR, SEE?

TAIWAN FEARS FRANCISVATICAN WILL CUT DIPLOMATIC TIES IF CHINA DEAL GOES THROUGH

SPREAD OF WAHHABISM WAS DONE AT REQUEST OF WEST DURING COLD WAR – SAUDI CROWN PRINCE

OBAMAPOPE’S SYNOD OF YOUTHFULNESS:  “I’M SORRY, BUT THIS WHOLE THING JUST REEKS OF COMMUNITY ORGANIZING.”

THOUSANDS OF COMMANDS AND SCADS OF ‘YOUTH’ DELIBERATIONS ALL COLLATED INTO ONE FRANCISDOCUMENT IMMEDIATELY, EH?

Canon212 Update: In China and Around the Planet, the FrancisFaith Will Be Instilled By Force

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THE 6 ORGANIZATIONS BEHIND THE PAID PROTEST AND FALSE MOVEMENT #MARCHFOROURLIVES

COLLEGE INFILTRATION: AUDIENCE MEMBERS AT GOLDEN WEST’S “ISLAM 101” EVENT WERE FORCED TO STEP OUTSIDE AND WARNED ABOUT ASKING UNACCEPTABLE QUESTIONS

RAGING, MISERABLE FRANCISYOUTH, DAVID HOGG, IS AN INSUFFERABLE PUNK

WHEN YOU PRAY BEFORE THE ALTAR, DON’T STAND THERE LIKE SOME FRANCIS

WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE CO-CELEBRATING SSPX?

LETTERGATE: THE REBELS ARE NOW IN CHARGE AND ARE TRYING TO ACHIEVE THAT REVOLUTION THAT JOHN PAUL II AND BENEDICT XVI HAVE ALWAYS PREVENTED. AND THEY DO IT BY CHEATING, CHANGING THE CARDS ON THE TABLE, MYSTIFYING.

CHINESE ‘OFFICE OF RELIGIOUS AFFAIRS’ KIDNAPS TRUE BISHOP VINCENT GUO XIJIN WHOM FRANCIS FORCED TO STEP ASIDE FOR COMMUNIST FIEND.

AH, POPE FRANCIS REALLY UNDERSTANDS THE YOUTH

FOR CATHOLICS TO HOST A PASSOVER SEDER IS DISRESPECTFUL TO JEWS?  WHAT ABOUT DISRESPECTING CHRIST AND HIS CHURCH?

ANY ERRORS CONTAINED IN THE FRANCIS THEOLOGY OF DEATH™ WILL ULTIMATELY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS CORRECTIVE PROCESS.

IS TRUMP ASSEMBLING A WAR CABINET?

THE DREHER INTERVIEWS THE DOUTHAT

ABP. GANSWEIN: BENEDICT’S NOT DYING.  HE’S JUST ALMOST 91

FERRARA ON LETTERGATE: WHAT A CHILLING INDICATION THIS IS THAT BENEDICT IS BUT A PROP FOR USE AS NEEDED BY FRANCIS

ST. FRANCIS DE SALES ON HUMILITY AND OBEDIENCE