REMNANT’SMATT: ON FRANCISANNIHILATION: OF COURSE THE VATICAN’S DAMAGE CONTROL, LED BY OPUS DEI’S GREG BURKE, WENT AFTER THIS STORY WITH THEIR LITTLE POOPER SCOOPER.
ALLEN AND ALTIERI: HOLY FRANCIS’ IS SHOWING ‘GENTLE ACCOMPANIMENT’ TO THE AGED SCALFARI (AND THE ENTIRE PLANET, RIGHT TO HELL)
AS TO “ENCOUNTERS” AND “BRIDGES,” HOMOPOETIC BP. SEITZ CAN ASK KATE STEINLE’S DAD ABOUT THAT.
KANDRA: WHEN FRANCIS NUZZLES AND KISSES THOSE CAPTIVE CRIMINAL FEET ON HOLY THURSDAY, HE REALLY SHOWS THE WORLD WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A DEACON!
JOHN ALLEN: WHEN FRANCIS LETS SCALFARI INFORM THE ENTIRE PLANET THAT THE POPE DECIDED THERE’S NO LONGER A HELL, SO THEY SPEND ETERNITY THERE; HE’S JUST “RESPECTING AND CHERISHING THE ELDERLY”, SEE?
LIMBAUGH: DO NOT BE AFRAID OF DYING. BE AFRAID OF GOING TO HELL. THIS ADMONITION WAS FREQUENTLY COMING FROM JESUS. IT’S EASY TO SEE THAT WITH THIS POPE, THE LEFT IS EVEN CORRUPTING THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
FIVE YEARS OF LENT
BARNHARDT: ACCORDING TO ANTIPOPE BERGOGLIO, JESUS CHRIST IS NOT GOD. AND THUS, IF JESUS IS NOT GOD, THEN WE ARE NOT SAVED, AND THE CHURCH IS AN ONTOLOGICAL JOKE
HERETIC POPE – FRANCIS DECLARES “THERE IS NO HELL”
TRADS ARE HYPOCRITES ABOUT CHICAGO’S FR. PHILLIPS, BUT CARD. CUPICH AND FR. JAMES MARTIN ARE ALL ABOUT MERCY, COMPASSION AND KINDNESS, SEE?
SHUT DOWN “CATHOLIC” RELIEF SERVICES
‘IF YOU THINK THAT I, THE HOLY FRANCIS, DON’T BELIEVE IN HELL, THEN YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING REALLY GOOD ATTENTION!’
THAT BENEDICT XVI REFUSAL LETTER REALLY PUT THE CAPPER ON FAITHLESS FRANCISTHEOLOGY. GOOD THING HE GOT HIS EASTER VISIT WITH THE FRANCIS OVER WITH ON TUESDAY!
VATICAN’S DENIAL OF SCALFARI INTERVIEW IS ESSENTIALLY A CONFIRMATION OF FRANCIS’ DISBELIEF IN HELL
VATICAN SCRAMBLES AFTER POPE APPEARS TO DENY EXISTENCE OF HELL
NEWSWEEK: VATICAN SAYS FRANCIS MET WITH SCALFARI BUT IT WASN’T REALLY EVEN AN INTERVIEW. JUST EASTER GREETINGS WITH THE OLD ATHEIST!
IS FRANCIS CATHOLIC? “I AM ESPECIALLY INTERESTED IN THE RESPONSE OF THOSE WITH A VOICE IN CATHOLIC MEDIA WHO CLAIM TO BE DEFENDERS OF TRADITION. DON’T ALL CHIME IN AT ONCE, FELLAS”
FACE IT. FRANCIS HAS MADE CATHOLICS LOOK LIKE INCREDIBLY STUPID FOOLS.
HERE WE GO AGAIN! FRANCISBISHOPS APPEAL TO PREZ FOR MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS ON CHRISTIAN CHARITY GROUNDS, NEVER MENTION THEIR FEDERAL FUNDING
TO BE CALLED A “MAFIOSO” BY LEWD FRANCIS IS LIKE TO BE CALL “DEPLORABLE” BY CROOKED HILLARY.
HAPPY EASTER: OFFICIALS SAY DIRTY CHICOM FRANCISBETRAYAL OF UNDERGROUND COULD COME SATURDAY.
KANGAROO COURT FRANCISPERSECUTION: POLICE NEVER ASKED FOR DIARY, ARCHIVAL INFO ON CD. PELL’S WHEREABOUTS
HORRIBLE PRIEST PEDOPHILE, DINO CINEL, PROTECTED BY THE CHURCH AND NEW ORLEANS COMMUNITY, FOUND MURDERED IN COLOMBIA
MY NAME IS JUDAS
ST. PETER WAS SUCH AN UNLIKELY CHOICE! GOD COULD HAVE CHOSEN A PRIEST, A VERY WISE TEACHER, A PROPHET, A RULER, EVEN, HEAVEN HELP US, A LAWYER.
**SCALFARI INTERVIEW: FRANCIS TOLD ME THAT HELL DOESN’T EXIST. THOSE SOULS JUST DISAPPEAR, SEE?**
FAKE CHICOM FRANCISBISHOP: THE VATICAN ‘DEAL’ COULD BE DONE TOMORROW.
JUDGE CLOSES CD. PELL COURT HEARING IN KANGAROO LAND, AUSTRALIA
IN FRESH, FIRST-RATE FRANCISBLATHER, HIS HOLINESS WARNS PRIESTS NOT TO MAKE IDOLS OF CERTAIN ABSTRACT TRUTHS. INSTEAD, DO THAT ‘CLOSENESS AND MERCY’ LIKE A ‘STREET PREACHER’ OF THE PEOPLES, SEE? BEWARE UGLY “CULTURE OF THE ADJECTIVE” THAT LABELS PEOPLE.
THE NUCHURCH OF JUDASMERCY: “BY THE WAY, IS THIS RINGING ANY BELLS? SOUNDING FAMILIAR AT ALL?”
“IN SHEPHERDING THEM, HE GOES AT TIMES BEFORE THEM, AT TIMES REMAINS IN THEIR MIDST AND AT OTHER TIMES WALKS BEHIND THEM.” – BEFORE PRIESTS, FRANCIS REVEALS HIS METHOD FOR A SCATTERED FLOCK.
AN UPDATE ON STABBED SSPX ALTAR BOY, CAMILO
ROWE’S RIGHT. FATHERLESS HOMES ARE THE PROBLEM
CHRISTIAN “WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE” PERFORMER, ALICE COOPER, HAS BEEN MARRIED SINCE 1976, SAYS HE HAS NEVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL, DOES BIBLE STUDY DAILY AND GOES TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY.
CARDINAL PELL’S REFORMS BEING “QUIETLY JETTISONED” DURING HIS BOGUS DETAINMENT IN AUSTRALIA
CHRISTIAN VALUES ON SODOMY, ABORTION, SURGE IN RUSSIA – 83% REJECT HOMOSEXUALITY
HOLY FRANCISSYNOD OF YOUTHFULNESS: THEY’RE BACK!
NO PICTURES OF RECENT LOVING MEETING BETWEEN THE DICTATOR AND HIS WARD, POPE BENEDICT. EXPECT A RENEWED BENEDICTBOT ‘ON STEROIDS’ COMING UP!
THE OKIE TRADITIONALIST REVIEWS “THE YOUNG POPE” ADDRESSING THE CARDINALS SCENE
FINAL WEEK OF LENT: LAST CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT
“THERE IS NO HELL” — NEW FRANCIS REVELATION TO ATHEIST JOURNALIST JUST IN TIME FOR GOOD FRIDAY
FRENCH “PRIEST’ CLAIMS BERGOGLIO APPROVED THE BLESSING OF GAY “COUPLES“
