THE OLD JOKE, SO HACKNEYED I CAN BARELY MAKE MYSELF WRITE IT, IS THAT A SWEATER IS AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING A CHILD WEARS WHEN ITS MOTHER GETS COLD, HAS BECOME OFFICIAL POLICY.
HOW MANY SUICIDES FROM BANKRUPTCY ARE EQUAL TO AN 85-YEAR-OLD EMPHYSEMA PATIENT SUCCUMBING TO CORONAVIRUS?
WHAT EXACT PRICE IS WORTH IT FOR TO SEMI-SORT-OF-KINDA SLOW THIS SOUPED-UP COLD VIRUS?
THERE’S NO POINT IN DEBATING HOSTILE, DISHONEST PEOPLE WHO CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHEN THEY’RE WRONG.
“URBI ET ORBI” BLESSING: POPE OF THE UNIVERSALLY CANCELLED CHURCH OFFERS A FEW MISERABLE BLEAK TELEVISED EASTER CRUMBS TO HIS IMPRISONED VIRUSFLOCK
CANCELLED MASS FRANCISTRADS OF THE BLESSED VIRUS: HEY BOSS! WE NEED A VIDEO OF YOU DOING YOUR STAR WARS IMITATIONS ABOUT C212’S FRANK WALKER AND HOW HE LIES! IT’D BE COMEDY GOLD, BOSS! COMEDY GOLD!
PERSPECTIVE: NUMBER OF CORONAVIRUS DEATHS IN US THIS YEAR FINALLY PASSES NUMBER OF FLU DEATHS IN US LAST WEEK
“JUST AS WE NOW HAVE TO CONTEND WITH TSA SECURITY MEASURES AT OUR AIRPORTS, WHERE THE GOVERNMENT TELLS US IN SO MANY WAYS, “WE HATE YOU,” SO TOO DOES A NEW BUREAUCRACY WAIT IN THE WINGS TO EMERGE AND MAKE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL.”
NO GOVERNMENT HAS THE AUTHORITY TO SHUT DOWN A NATION
DO NOT OBEY THESE IDIOTS! KEEP YOUR BUSINESSES OPEN! YOUR SCHOOLS OPEN! YOUR FACTORIES OPEN! YOUR STORES OPEN! YOUR RESTAURANTS OPEN!
CORONALAND: AS A RESULT OF ONE BELT AND ONE ROAD, THERE ARE MORE THAN 300,000 CHINESE LIVING IN ITALY.
THE VATICAN SURRENDERS TO CHINA
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY AND TO STOP THE SPREAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS, SKOJEC AND THE FRANCIS BISHOPS MUST STOP PUTTING ON THEIR TONGUES THAT DANGEROUS FOOD WHICH IS “POSSIBLY” CARRYING “PATHOGENS.”
A SAINT IS ONE WHO CAN STAND AT THE ETERNAL GATES AND SAY, “HELLO. I AM HOME.”
MASS-CANCELLED CATHOLIC, DO YOU NEED A 50 FOOT TALL NEON SIGN?
HEADLINES FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE!
FRANCISENEMY, MATTEO SALVINI: MAKING ITALY PRAY AGAIN
NO BISHOP CAN ABROGATE OUR CANONICAL RIGHT TO THE SACRAMENTS
YOUNG, 7 FT PACHAMAMA-DUNKER TWEETS HE HAS WEAK LUNGS; GETS THOUSANDS OF WELL-WISHES FROM PEOPLE TRAPPED IN THEIR HOMES WITH SHUTTERED CATHOLIC CHURCHES, COLLAPSED BUSINESSES, RELATIVES DYING ALONE WITHOUT SACRAMENTS, AND OTHER FLUS.
THE U.S. BLESSEDVIRUS DEATH TOLL IS CURRENTLY 263. WHAT IS THE TOLL IN OPPRESSION, RUINED BUSINESSES, DEPLETED SAVINGS, AND LOST SOULS?
TODAY’S HERESY: QUESTIONING THE RESPONSE TO THE CORONAVIRUS
MESSAGE TO PRISON CALIFORNIA WARDEN NEWSOM: THE PRISONERS AREN’T STAYING IN THEIR CELLS AS YOU COMMANDED
TWO BROOKLYN PRIEST TEST POSITIVE FOR THE BLESSED VIRUS
FERRARA: WHY THE OUTRIGHT SUPPRESSION OF MASSES, AND THE CONSEQUENT TOTAL DEPRIVATION OF HOLY COMMUNION, WHEN THERE HAS BEEN NO DEPRIVATION OF PIZZA, GROCERIES OR MCDONALD’S HAMBURGERS ANYWHERE?
A POOR MAD WOMAN SCREAMETH AT HER HAIRBRUSH IN THE DAY OF THE BLESSED VIRUS
SOME THINGS ARE WORSE THAN DEATH. THE ROMAN MARTYRS KNEW IT. THE RECUSANTS OF ELIZABETH I’S ENGLAND KNEW IT. THE RUSSIAN DISSIDENTS KNEW IT. OUR OWN FOREFATHERS KNEW IT. BUT SOMEHOW IN 2020, TO OUR SHAME, WE’VE FORGOTTEN.
TEN THOUSAND USEFUL IDIOT SKOJEC-GORDON BLOWHARD EXCUSES WHY IT’S GREAT THAT ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS CANCELLED MASS AND THE SACRAMENTS ALL OVER THE PLANET FOR OUR OWN STUNTVIRUS GOOD
CLOUDING THE ISSUE OF DUBIOUS PAPAL VALIDITY, THE REMNANT’S MATT BLAMES ANTI-CATHOLIC FRANCIS ON THE 20TH CENTURY CHURCH [35:00] AGAIN.
NO MASS MEANS NO EVIL SECOND COLLECTION
SPANISH BISHOP JUAN ANTONIO REIG PLA: “THERE IS NO NEED TO DENY THE BREAD FROM HEAVEN TO THOSE WHO ARE ABLE TO ATTEND MASS AND DESIRE GOD’S COMFORT.”
GERMAN BORN PERU BISHOP RETRACTS ON “PHONE CONFESSION” FRANCISPLANS
FRANCISCHURCH: LIVESTREAMING THE TRADITIONAL LATIN MASS SINCE ATTENDING ONE IS ALMOST COMPLETELY ILLEGAL
IF POLICE STATE CHINA IS ‘OBVIOUSLY LYING’ ABOUT A COMPLETE END TO THE CORONAVIRUS, THEN WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE DIRE REPORTS FROM THEIR HEAVY TRADING PARTNER; LOCKED-DOWN, PRO-DEATH, SOCIALIST, FRANCIS-HAPPY ITALY?
CD. ZEN REPEATS: PAROLIN IS MANIPULATING THE FRANCIS. “ARE WE GOING TOWARDS THE UNITY OF THE CHURCH IN CHINA?” ZEN ASKED. “WHAT KIND OF UNITY? WHICH KIND OF CHURCH?”
