CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.24.20

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NEW YORK CLOWNCARDINAL DOLAN: I APPRECIATE TRUMP’S SENSITIVITY THAT CHURCH IS AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE, BUT WE NEED TO BE ATTENTIVE TO HEALTH CARE OF OUR PEOPLE AND REOPEN IN A GRADUAL LAYERED WAY, DAMMIT.

FOLLOWING TRUMP’S AND THE BISHOPS’ DEMANDS, MINNESOTA GOVERNOR PERMITS UP TO 250 TO ATTEND CHURCH SERVICES.

JUDAS VORIS THE CHASTEGAY FRIENEMY

FRANCIS’S MISERABLE PERVCURIA TIRED OF HIS EVIL BACKSTABBING?

TRUMP WANTS MASS BACK – FRANCISBISHOPS DON’T

MILWAUKEE’S VERY STRANGE CHURCH RE-OPENING

WHY WAS CHURCH MILITANT APPARENTLY AFRAID TO USE THIS HEADLINE: “THE POPE [FRANCIS] COVERED UP PRIEST’S ABUSE OF MY SON”?

NOTORIOUS HARVARD VIRUSPROFESSOR, STEVEN PINKER, BLAMES CHRISTIANITY’S ‘MALIGNANT’ BELIEF IN AFTERLIFE FOR LOCKDOWN PROTESTS

RUMORS OF CLIPBOARD-CARRYING CONTACT TRACERS HARASSING CONFESSION LINES?

FEW FANS:  AS LOCKDOWN ENDS, THE FAITHLESS FRANCIS BLESSES ‘CROWD’ IN ST. PETER’S SQUARE WHO ARE JUST AS SOCIALLY DISTANT FROM HIM AS EVER.

WHEN DID MICHAEL VORIS’S WIG GO PLATINUM BLONDE?

“IF WE CAN SAVE EVEN ONE LIFE FROM FRANCISPLANET’S DEADLY LOCKDOWN, IT WILL BE WORTH IT!”

CREEPY VIRUS-HEADED FR. DANIEL HORAN:  YOU WHO REFUSE THE HOLY MASK OPPOSE GOD AND THE GOOD!

1P5 LEADING CATHOLIC LIGHT’ THE NASTY AND WELL-FUNDED STEVE SKOJEC CALLS C212’S WALKER AN ‘A-HOLE, AND A PARASITE WHO MAKES HIS LIFE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS, AND ONLY TEARS THINGS DOWN!’  – ‘I DON’T GET ALONG WITH COFFIN, BUT HE’S NOT THAT DAMN FRANK!’

SHAMED BY TRUMP’S CHRISTIAN FAITH, WEASELY WASHINGTON STATE FRANCISBISHOPS DEFEND THEIR CANCELLED VIRUSCHURCH

CV’S HOLY HERREID: THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CONFIDENT AND STRONG I FEEL, THE MORE READILY I CRY WHEN I SEE PEOPLE SUFFERING?

CHURCHMILITANT NAZI NILES:  SSPX IS NOT EXEMPT!  SOME OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE THINK IT IS!

NAZI NILES TRUE OR FALSE:  FR. RAMON ANGLES, TOP CANONICAL ADVISOR, A KEY PERSON IN NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE SSPX & ROME, AND THE MAN WHO CRAFTED SSPX CHILD PROTECTION POLICIES IS AN ACCUSED RAPIST, PEDERAST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER!

CANCELCHURCH: FRANCIS PHONES PRIEST IN THE MIDDLE OF MASS.  PRIEST PUTS HIM ON THE MICROPHONE FROM SACRISTY FOR BIG CAREER-ENHANCING APPLAUSE

CORONAVIRUS-LOCKDOWN, GERMAN CHURCH PLAYS MOSQUE

VIRUSCHURCH: FORBIDDEN MATCHBOX COMMUNION RESURRECTED AS CAN COMMUNION IN SWITZERLAND

BEWILDERING BP. SCHNEIDER: CORONAVIRUS SCAMDEMIC IS GOD’S PUNISHMENT FOR COMMUNION IN THE HAND?

MINNESOTA MAYOR PLANNING TO ARREST CATHOLICS?

C.C. PECKNOLD THE LATEST TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IF CATHOLIC SCHOOLS WERE ANYTHING LIKE CATHOLIC, THEY WOULDN’T BE COLLAPSING.

CM NAZI NILES PINNED TWEET: I’M NOT HOSTILE TOWARD THE SSPX.  I JUST HATE SEX ABUSE, SEE, AND I’LL EXPOSE IT ANYWHERE, DAMMIT [EXCEPT CASA SANTA MARTA?]

INTRODUCING THE TRAINING BURQA!

HOLY MARK SHEA: BUILDING BRIDGES OF TRUST VS. WINNING

SMEARMASTER ‘NAZI NILES’:  SSPX PARISHIONERS ARE TAUGHT TO REVERE THEIR PRIESTS & NEVER QUESTION THEM. IF YOU DO, YOU’RE “DISOBEDIENT!”

YOU’RE NOT SCARED ENOUGH, DAMMIT!

CNN TO TRUMP:  THE CDC GUIDELINES DO NOT MANDATE THAT HOUSES OF WORSHIP OPEN ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.

PALERMO DON LEONARDO RICOTTA REMOVED BY NOTORIOUS BP. LOREFICE FOR URGING PEOPLE NOT TO ACCEPT THE UNHOLY VIRUSMASS

Canon212 Update: As Francis’s VirusRegime Crumbles, Who’s Going to Que In Miserable Church Militant?

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***I said conclave when I mean enclave, and I said non-essential when I meant essential.***

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STATE JUDGE UPHOLDS CHILD VICTIMS ACT, DISMISSING DIOCESE OF ROCKVILLE CENTRE’S CHALLENGE

LAWSUIT: MAN ALLEGES ALLENTOWN DIOCESE PRIESTS SEXUALLY ABUSED, TORTURED HIM IN CHURCH BASEMENT IN THE 1970S

PERHAPS ELIZABETH BARTHOLET MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT THE HARVARD ROSTER. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THOSE DEPRIVED HOMESCHOOLERS GO THERE?

“DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU LOOK!” – TRADITIONAL CATHOLIC BREAKS TWO OF FUSSY PATRICK COFFIN’S TWITTER GUIDELINES AT THE SAME TIME.

AS VORIS AND NILES JOIN FRANCISPLANET IN WHACKING THE SSPX WITH REHASHED PERVCASES AND SMEARS, SAD SACK COFFIN CLAIMS THE ‘TRAD MEDIA’ IS JUST LIKE THE DRIVE-BY PRESS:  THEY BOTH HATE CHURCH MILITANT!

IS POPE BENEDICT “A PRISONER IN THE VATICAN” & DID HE RESIGN UNDER DURESS?

AMERICA AND THE MODERN POPES?

YEARS MORE OF ITALIAN VIRUSSLAVERY? THE SANITARY DICTATOR HAS BLINKED!

ST. RITA OF CASCIA

DON’T THINK THE CIVIL AUTHORITIES AROUND THE GLOBE HAVEN’T PAID CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW THE LEADERSHIP OF THE CHURCH WERE PUSHOVERS DURING THIS DEBACLE.

FAUCI-GATES VACCINES HAVE A DEADLY TRACK RECORD

VORTEX:  EXPEL THAT BIG LIAR, SSPX BP. FELLAY

VORIS ON SSPX:  THEY GET THE INFLUENCERS TO PEDDLE THEIR MESSAGE IN SO-CALLED CATHOLIC MEDIA AND GET MONEYED PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM DONATIONS IN SUPPORT OF THE PHONY NARRATIVE THAT THEY ARE THE SAVIORS OF THE CHURCH!

CD. SARAH: CORONAVIRUS HAS PANICKED TRIUMPHANT MODERNITY

FROM HOLY COMMUNION TO CORONA-COMMUNION (PICTURES)

GOD HAVE MERCY ON US IN THESE VERY STRANGE AND DEPRESSING TIMES.

FAITHFUL CATHOLICS SHOULD RESIST MASS. BISHOP MITCHELL ROZANSKI, A MODERNIST THUG WHO WANTS TO USE COVID-19 AS AN EXCUSE FOR PROHIBITING COMMUNION ON THE TONGUE

THE EVIL FRANCISTWEETER: BECAUSE OF US, THOUSANDS OF SPECIES WILL NO LONGER GIVE GLORY TO GOD BY THEIR VERY EXISTENCE. WE HAVE NO SUCH RIGHT!

Canon212 Update: Jesus Wants You To Make This Sacrifice. And While You’re At It, Here, Make This One Too

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ANTI-FREQUENT COMMUNION FR. Z VS. THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS ON FREQUENT HOLY COMMUNION

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY:  DON’T GATHER WITH EXTENDED FAMILY OR FRIENDS.  IT’S FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD.  TRUST ME.

ARE YOU EAGERLY WAITING FOR THE COVID-19 VACCINE?

“FULL EMERGENCY UNTIL WE ARE SURE THAT NO ONE DIES E.V.E.R. A.G.A.I.N.!!! – HAVE MINN. BISHOPS HAD ENOUGH OF THAT?

CARDINAL BURKE COMES DOWN HARD AGAINST THE CANCELCHURCH AND THE SANITARY PERVCHURCH VIRUSMASS

DUCK COMMANDER ON THE VIRUS:  I’VE SEEN MORE FEAR IN THE UNGODLY, WAY MORE, THAN I’VE SEEN WITH THE GODLY.

BREATHLESS AND ‘HOMOPOETIC’ EL PASO BP. SEITZ:  IF YOU SAY YOU’RE A DISCIPLE OF JESUS CHRIST, MAKE SURE YOU’RE THINKING IN ACCORD WITH WHAT JESUS TEACHES.  HE WOULD SAY TO YOU “LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR FRIENDS” AND STICK ON THAT MASK YOU SELFISH BASTARDS!

DESPICABLE TX BP. SEITZ:  ONCE WE OPEN OUR VIRUS CHURCHES, IT’S NOT AN OPTION, YOU’RE GOING TO BE TOLD TO ‘MAKE A SACRIFICE’ AND PLASTER ON THE MASK, DAMMIT! IF YOU HAVE HEALTH CONSEQUENCES TO WEARING THE MASK, YOU SHOULDN’T BE IN CHURCH ANYWAY!

600 DOCTORS RAISE ALARM ABOUT HEALTH EFFECTS OF CONTINUED CORONAVIRUS SHUTDOWN

COULD FRANCIS BE LIKE THE MEDIEVAL ANTIPOPE ANACLETUS WHO WAS SANCTIONED BY THE MAJORITY OF CARDINALS?

THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES (HHS) HAS ADMITTED THAT, IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LAW, IT FAILED TO PROVIDE A SINGLE VACCINE SAFETY REPORT TO CONGRESS FOR THIRTY YEARS, ACCORDING TO INFORMED CONSENT ACTION NETWORK (ICAN).

CD. BURKE: “THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION THAT LIFE HAS BECOME, IN MANY RESPECTS, STRANGE. THERE ARE THOSE WHO HAVE WANTED TO CHARACTERIZE THE CONFINEMENT TO HOME AS ALMOST PROVIDENTIAL”

“THANK YOU FOR BRINGING CHRIST INTO EVERY HOME” – “THANK YOU FOR HELPING AND SUPPORTING US” – “THANK YOU FOR THE MESSAGE OF HOPE” – “THANK YOU FOR THE SPIRITUAL COMMUNION” – ZOMBIES PROSTRATE BEFORE THEIR BLESSED FRANCIS OF THE VIRUS

WHY THE ASCENSION?

‘HE ALWAYS PARDONS US.  HE ALWAYS DEFENDS US! DON’T FORGET THIS!’ – JIMMY AKIN ON 7 FAITHLESS, PRESUMPTUOUS THINGS FRANCIS WANTS YOU TO THINK ABOUT CHRIST’S ASCENSION

THUGBROTHER #1 ON C212:  IT’S NO FUN TO HAVE SOME COLICKY, HATEFUL OLD MAN SORTING THROUGH YOUR PROVERBIAL USED COFFEE GROUNDS IN THE DUMPSTER FOR HEADLINES. TRUST ME: IT’LL PISS YOU OFF!

‘I AM HARD-PRESSED TO THINK OF A MORE COWARDLY POPULATION THAN THE MEN OF CONTEMPORARY WESTERN CHRISTENDOM; AN ENTIRE CULTURE OF MEN WHO ARE TOO SOFT AND MORALLY FLACCID TO EVEN STAND UP TO A BUNCH OF RAGING FAGGOTS AND UBER-GAMMAS LIKE GATES’