NEW YORK CLOWNCARDINAL DOLAN: I APPRECIATE TRUMP’S SENSITIVITY THAT CHURCH IS AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE, BUT WE NEED TO BE ATTENTIVE TO HEALTH CARE OF OUR PEOPLE AND REOPEN IN A GRADUAL LAYERED WAY, DAMMIT.
FOLLOWING TRUMP’S AND THE BISHOPS’ DEMANDS, MINNESOTA GOVERNOR PERMITS UP TO 250 TO ATTEND CHURCH SERVICES.
JUDAS VORIS THE CHASTEGAY FRIENEMY
FRANCIS’S MISERABLE PERVCURIA TIRED OF HIS EVIL BACKSTABBING?
TRUMP WANTS MASS BACK – FRANCISBISHOPS DON’T
MILWAUKEE’S VERY STRANGE CHURCH RE-OPENING
WHY WAS CHURCH MILITANT APPARENTLY AFRAID TO USE THIS HEADLINE: “THE POPE [FRANCIS] COVERED UP PRIEST’S ABUSE OF MY SON”?
NOTORIOUS HARVARD VIRUSPROFESSOR, STEVEN PINKER, BLAMES CHRISTIANITY’S ‘MALIGNANT’ BELIEF IN AFTERLIFE FOR LOCKDOWN PROTESTS
RUMORS OF CLIPBOARD-CARRYING CONTACT TRACERS HARASSING CONFESSION LINES?
FEW FANS: AS LOCKDOWN ENDS, THE FAITHLESS FRANCIS BLESSES ‘CROWD’ IN ST. PETER’S SQUARE WHO ARE JUST AS SOCIALLY DISTANT FROM HIM AS EVER.
WHEN DID MICHAEL VORIS’S WIG GO PLATINUM BLONDE?
“IF WE CAN SAVE EVEN ONE LIFE FROM FRANCISPLANET’S DEADLY LOCKDOWN, IT WILL BE WORTH IT!”
CREEPY VIRUS-HEADED FR. DANIEL HORAN: YOU WHO REFUSE THE HOLY MASK OPPOSE GOD AND THE GOOD!
1P5 LEADING CATHOLIC LIGHT’ THE NASTY AND WELL-FUNDED STEVE SKOJEC CALLS C212’S WALKER AN ‘A-HOLE, AND A PARASITE WHO MAKES HIS LIFE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS, AND ONLY TEARS THINGS DOWN!’ – ‘I DON’T GET ALONG WITH COFFIN, BUT HE’S NOT THAT DAMN FRANK!’
SHAMED BY TRUMP’S CHRISTIAN FAITH, WEASELY WASHINGTON STATE FRANCISBISHOPS DEFEND THEIR CANCELLED VIRUSCHURCH
CV’S HOLY HERREID: THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CONFIDENT AND STRONG I FEEL, THE MORE READILY I CRY WHEN I SEE PEOPLE SUFFERING?
CHURCHMILITANT NAZI NILES: SSPX IS NOT EXEMPT! SOME OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE THINK IT IS!
NAZI NILES TRUE OR FALSE: FR. RAMON ANGLES, TOP CANONICAL ADVISOR, A KEY PERSON IN NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN THE SSPX & ROME, AND THE MAN WHO CRAFTED SSPX CHILD PROTECTION POLICIES IS AN ACCUSED RAPIST, PEDERAST AND NAZI SYMPATHIZER!
CANCELCHURCH: FRANCIS PHONES PRIEST IN THE MIDDLE OF MASS. PRIEST PUTS HIM ON THE MICROPHONE FROM SACRISTY FOR BIG CAREER-ENHANCING APPLAUSE
CORONAVIRUS-LOCKDOWN, GERMAN CHURCH PLAYS MOSQUE
VIRUSCHURCH: FORBIDDEN MATCHBOX COMMUNION RESURRECTED AS CAN COMMUNION IN SWITZERLAND
BEWILDERING BP. SCHNEIDER: CORONAVIRUS SCAMDEMIC IS GOD’S PUNISHMENT FOR COMMUNION IN THE HAND?
MINNESOTA MAYOR PLANNING TO ARREST CATHOLICS?
C.C. PECKNOLD THE LATEST TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IF CATHOLIC SCHOOLS WERE ANYTHING LIKE CATHOLIC, THEY WOULDN’T BE COLLAPSING.
CM NAZI NILES PINNED TWEET: I’M NOT HOSTILE TOWARD THE SSPX. I JUST HATE SEX ABUSE, SEE, AND I’LL EXPOSE IT ANYWHERE, DAMMIT [EXCEPT CASA SANTA MARTA?]
INTRODUCING THE TRAINING BURQA!
HOLY MARK SHEA: BUILDING BRIDGES OF TRUST VS. WINNING
SMEARMASTER ‘NAZI NILES’: SSPX PARISHIONERS ARE TAUGHT TO REVERE THEIR PRIESTS & NEVER QUESTION THEM. IF YOU DO, YOU’RE “DISOBEDIENT!”
YOU’RE NOT SCARED ENOUGH, DAMMIT!
CNN TO TRUMP: THE CDC GUIDELINES DO NOT MANDATE THAT HOUSES OF WORSHIP OPEN ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.
PALERMO DON LEONARDO RICOTTA REMOVED BY NOTORIOUS BP. LOREFICE FOR URGING PEOPLE NOT TO ACCEPT THE UNHOLY VIRUSMASS
