CATHOLIC HEADLINES 5.17.20

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#TOLDYA MICRONEEDLE PATCH TECHNOLOGY FOR GATES’ MARK OF THE BEAST IS BEING DEVELOPED AS A STERILANT DELIVERY SYSTEM

THE BENEDICTBOT REINFORCES ITS CO-POPE IDEA IN SEEWALD’S LATEST.  WILL MORE PRIESTS CONSIDER HIM NON-ABDICATED?

USCCB VIRUSMEDIA:  FOR CATHOLICS, WEARING MASKS IS AN ACT OF CHARITY! “THE SIMPLE REASON TO WEAR A MASK IS PRIMARILY TO PROTECT OTHERS.  THE SECONDARY REASON IS TO PROTECT ONESELF.  IT MOSTLY WORKS AT “THE OTHER” DAMMIT!

VIRUSDEACON KANDRA: WANT TO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR? WEAR A MASK.  SEE?  LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GIRL!

WHILE USCCB BISHOPS BEND THE KNEE TO CAESAR, ONE SSPX “MISSIONARY” SUES!

SINCE UP TO HALF THE POPULACE HAS ALREADY GOTTEN THE VIRUS, THREE ASYMPTOMATIC PRIESTS TEST POSITIVE SO THEIR CHURCH CAN NOW STAY SHUT DOWN.

ROTTEN RICH CELEBRATES

FREEDOM IS TYRANNY:  NOTRE DAME ‘CATHOLIC INTEGRALIST’ PATRICK DENEEN ATTACKS CONSERVATISM AND SPOUTS HIS ORWELLIAN SOCIALISM ON TWITTER

“KAREN”: THE FACE MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCING HALL MONITOR.

“JUST BECAUSE IT UPSETS YOUR LITTLE ‘SPIRITUAL APPLECART” – NASTY VORIS ATTACKS FAITHFUL CATHOLICS AND MEDIA WHO WON’T AMPLIFY HIS PATCHY REHASH SSPX HIT JOB IN THE MIDDLE OF FRANCIS’S CANCELCHURCH

IT’S “A CULTURE OF THE EPHEMERAL, OF APPEARANCE, OF COSMETIC MAKE-UP WITH SUPERFICIAL VALUES.  IT IS A CULTURE THAT KNOWS NO FIDELITY BECAUSE IT CHANGES ACCORDING TO CIRCUMSTANCES. LIKE A CHAMELEON, IT NEGOTIATES EVERYTHING.” – FRANCIS DESCRIBES HIS CULT

CHURCH MILITANT’S JOHN LAMONT: CHURCH MILITANT HAS SHOWN THAT THERE IS A SSPX CULTURE OF COVERING UP SEXUAL ABUSE, PROTECTING SEXUAL ABUSERS AND PROVIDING SEXUAL ABUSERS WITH OPPORTUNITY. THIS IS WHAT AMOUNTS TO AN OFFICIAL POLICY!

REFORM IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY!  HOSTILE DR. JOHN LAMONT REHASHES CHURCH MILITANT’S OLD AND INCOMPLETE ATTACKS ON THE SSPX, BLENDING IN HIS OWN WINDY, VICIOUS AND HYSTERICAL RANTS AGAINST THEIR EVIL ‘RIGHT WING’ PERVVCULTURE

FIGHTING HIS OWN SHADOW: FRANCIS EMBARKS ON ANOTHER RIGID RIDE

YES-MAN VIENNA PERVCARDINAL SCHONBORN ATTACKS JOHN PAUL II WHOM HE USED TO LAUD

UNICEF WARNS LOCKDOWN COULD KILL MORE THAN COVID-19 AS MODEL PREDICTS 1.2 MILLION CHILD DEATHS

I’M WEARIED TO MY BACK TEETH BY FATHER Z

REVOLUTION: MATTEO SALVINI AND GIORGIA MELONI HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN FORMER CARBINIERI CHIEF GENERAL PAPPALARDO IN HIS MARCH ON ROME PROTEST, FOR JUNE 2.  HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS EXPECTED

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NC SHERIFFS STAND DOWN  “THE THOUGHT OF ARRESTING SOMEONE FOR GOING TO CHURCH IS NOT AN ACTION THAT I WILL BE TAKING”

VICAR OF HERESY AND PRESUMPTION CURSES CATHOLICS: “I OFTEN REPEAT THAT RIGIDITY IS NOT OF THE GOOD SPIRIT, BECAUSE IT QUESTIONS THE GRATUITOUSNESS OF REDEMPTION, THE GRATUITOUSNESS OF THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST.”

MASK FACES:  IN THE CURRENT VIRUS FARCE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE GOVERNED BY SCIENCE ARE ACTUALLY BEING GOVERNED BY FADS WITH ALMOST NO SCIENTIFIC SUPPORT.

‘GRATUITOUS’  FRANCISMERCY HURTS, A LOT.

1P5’S SKOJEC: I’VE BEEN NECK DEEP IN CHURCH CRISIS STUFF FOR 6 YEARS AND I MISS BEING…ME.

LOVEFEST:  AS RYAN GRANT BRAGS ABOUT HOW HE’S NEVER A MEAN ARGUER SKOJEC SHARES HOW THEY CAN STILL BE FRIENDS SINCE AT LEAST THEY’RE NOT AS HORRIBLE AS ‘BENNYVACANTISTS’ (WHAT THEY CALL PEOPLE WHOSE REPUTATIONS THEY WANT TO WRECK)

FLORIDA PARISH DIRECTOR OPERATIONS:  THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR STUPID PRAYERS, WE HAVE TO CLEAN THIS CHURCH ALL OVER AGAIN!

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PRINCESS GLORIA THURN U. TAXIS:  WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE BISHOPS, THE STATE WOULD HARDLY HAVE DARED TO ENACT A BAN ON PUBLIC SERVICES.

EVIL IL VIRUSGOVERNOR PRITZGER, WHO’S LOCKED DOWN HIS STATE INDEFINITELY BECAUSE OF THE ‘VALUE OF HUMAN LIFE,’ OPEN’S LAKE COUNTY’S FIRST ABORTUARY

BR. ANDRE’S BENEDICT CENTER TO BEGIN FARMING THEIR OWN FOOD

EVIL FRANCIS: THE “HIGHER COMMITEE OF HUMAN FRATERNITY HAS CALLED ON BELIEVERS OF ALL FAITHS, TO A DAY OF PRAYER AND FASTING, YOU KNOW.  ST. FRANCIS SAID WE’RE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OK?

GANG OF FRANCISVATICAN MAYOR DIBLASIO’S NY THUGPOLICE PUSH MOTHER WITH TODDLER TO THE GROUND FOR NOT WEARING HER MASK ‘PROPERLY’

DON’T LET CREEPY FRANCIS MAKE YOU DENY DOGMATIC DECLARATIONS OF CHURCH COUNCILS.   HE’D LOVE THAT.

THE PECULIAR WORLD OF DR. FAUCI

“UNTHINKABLE”: IS NEWSON’S TOTALITARIAN LOCKDOWN TURNING CALIFORNIA REPUBLICAN?

“I DON’T WANT TO GET ON FOOD STAMPS. I WANT TO WORK.”

THEY WANT $100,000,000,000 TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND ROUND YOU UP, NEVERVAXXERS.

ITALY PAYS 3 MILLION IN JHAD MONEY RANSOM FOR ‘CAPTIVE’ WOMAN WHO CONVERTED TO ISLAM IN KENYA.  MISERABLE ITALIAN BISHOPS’ CHIEF, CD. BASSETTI, UPON HER RETURN:  SHE’S OUR DAUGHTER, DRIVEN BY ‘STRONG RELIGIOUS MOTIVATIONS’  I WISH I COULD HUG HER!

GTV:  CD. BASSETTI MUST HAVE CONFIRMED SYLVIA IN HER MUSLIM CONVERSION BY HIS EMBARRASSING EXAMPLE OF A SENTIMENTAL CHURCH WHICH STANDS FOR NOTHING.

FRANCIS PREACHES RELIGIOUS RELATIVISM TO JUSTIFY HIS OWN RELATIVISM

YOUNG ITALIAN FATHER ENRICO BERNASCONI: BENEDICT GIVES CLEAR SIGNALS THAT HE IS STILL THE POPE

‘THAT’S NOT HIS COMPETENCY!’ – FATHER OF THE MUNICH “STAND THERE” PROTEST, ROBERTO DEMATTEI, BLASTS THE ABP. VIGANO VIRUSTYANNY APPEAL WHICH TRAITOROUS CD. SARAH ALSO LIED ABOUT

SEEWALD, GANSWEIN:  THE BENEDICTBOT GOT REALLY DEPRESSED AFTER IT ABANDONED ITS PAPACY

WHAT NEXT?  IS MATTEI GOING TO SAY THAT THE BISHOPS CAN’T CONDEMN BIRTH CONTROL AND ABORTION BECAUSE SUCH STATEMENTS LIE OUTSIDE THEIR EXPERTISE?

WHY DOES THE CHURCH REPRESENTED BY ABP. VIGANO’S EXCELLENT CATHOLIC APPEAL HAVE NO CATHOLIC POPE TO GIVE IT FORCE?

FATIMA AND THE WORLD ON THIS 103RD ANNIVERSARY OF MARY’S FIRST APPARITION!

I WILL FEAST ON FRANCIS’S DAY OF BLASPHEMOUS VIRUSPRAYER AND FASTING AND “IMPLORE GOD TO HELP HUMANITY OVERCOME THIS TIME OF EVIL POPES AND LACK OF FAITH”

“MAY FRANCIS’S DAYS BE SHORTENED AND ANOTHER HIS BISHOPRIC TAKE.”

WISCONSIN FORCED TO RE-OPEN: THE LEFT. THESE COMMUNISTS AND EFFEMINATE COWARDS AMONG US. THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THE GOD WHO MADE YOU IN HIS IMAGE AND LIKENESS.

STS. VICTOR AND CORONA, MARTYRS