THE U.S. BISHOPS AND THE TWEET HEARD ’ROUND THE WORLD
VICAR OF DEAD TRADITIONS
WHAT ABOUT THOSE ‘CLANS’ WITH WHOM THE REMNANT WON’T ‘UNITE,’ LIKE THE ONES WHO DON’T THINK FRANCIS IS ‘DEFINITELY POPE?’ THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF THEM. THEY’RE JUST USUALLY QUIET ABOUT IT SO THEY DON’T GET CANCELLED.
BIDEN CHOKES OFF NATURAL GAS SUPPLY
SELF-CENTRED: FRANCIS TRIES TO BE “HIMSELF”
FORMER CDF CHIEF, CD. MULLER, COMPLAINS ABOUT FRANCIS’S LEGALLY QUESTIONABLE ABDICATION WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING IT
MASS-CRUSHING CHARTRES BISHOP CHRISTORY’S PARTICIPATION IN THE PILGRIMAGE WAS JUST FOR SHOW
ANGRY LEFTIST PROTESTERS GATHER OUTSIDE OF JUSTICE KAVANAUGH’S HOME AFTER EARLIER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT — CHANTING “TAKE YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES”
WELCOME TO THE “BUILD BACK BETTER” BANANA REPUBLIC
DEATHCHURCH FRANCIS OF LITTLENESS AND VULNERABILITY BLASTS ASSEMBLED CATHOLICS FOR THEIR LACE, PIOUS ATTIRE DURING MEETING WITH SICILIAN BISHOPS: ‘MORE LACE, BUT WHERE ARE WE? SIXTY YEARS AFTER THE COUNCIL! IT’S TO PAY HOMAGE TO GRANDMA, ISN’T IT?’
FR. Z: WE’VE ENTERED INTO A KIND OF FANTASY STAGE, WHEREIN PEOPLE STILL KNOW THE TRUTH, BUT THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH IS GAINING GROUND AND THE GOVERNING SECTOR OF THE CHURCH HAS ALMOST TRANSMOGRIFIED INTO A GLOBAL POPULATION CONTROL NGO
DESTROYERPOPE FRANCIS: I GOTTA BE ME!