HOW ARREST OF CHINESE ‘PRINCESS’ EXPOSES REGIME’S WORLD DOMINATION PLOT
SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: CHINESE CHRISTIANS FLEE ABROAD, THEIR FAMILIES FACE THREATS
‘CATHOLIC’ BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN HAUNTING HIS OLD CHURCH FOR UNKNOWN REASONS
HOLY CARDINAL FILONI: OH, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ANY MARRIED CHICOM FRANCISBISHOPS, BUT I WOULD WELCOME ANY DOCUMENTATION TO THAT EFFECT, YOU KNOW.
AMORIS LAETITIA ‘EXPLAINER,’ CD. SCHÖNBORN COVERING UP FOR FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES OF HIS BISHOP
SANTA CLAUSE AND THE TWO MAIN BRANCHES OF PRESENT DYNAMICS MATHEMATICS
FRANCE’S MISERABLEMACRON SAYS HE “DEEPLY REGRETS” US DECISION TO WITHDRAW TROOPS FROM SYRIA
HOW DOCTORS CAN STOP ABORTIONS: SIMPLY REFUSE TO PERFORM THEM
SCOTLAND ACHIEVES GENDER EQUALITY WITH SWITCH TO “GINGERBREAD PERSON”
RADICAL FRANCIS: WITHOUT FAITH, HE SAID, THERE IS A LACK OF STRENGTH TO SPEAK TO THOSE WHO SUFFER. FAITH IS NOURISHED BY CHARITY, YOU KNOW.
ANGLICAN “AMBASSADOR” TO HOLY SEE IS PRO-GAY AND PRO-DEATH
‘NEVER AGAIN’ FRANCIS AND THE TICKING TIMEBOMBS OF HIS MAHONYCHURCH: “ALL OF THIS IS BEYOND THE GRIMLY SATIRICAL IMAGINATION OF EVELYN WAUGH, AND THE CHURCH HASN’T EVEN HIT BOTTOM YET”
DESPERATE WOMEN FLEEING VENEZUELA SELL HAIR, BREAST MILK, SEX TO GET BY
VERMONT GRINCH STEALS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF CHRISTMAS TREES
WHY DOESN’T THE POPE OF PERVCHURCH JUST TURN HIMSELF IN?
WSJ: FIERY HOLY FRANCIS’S SPECIAL PERVCHURCH PANEL LETTING ITS CASES SKATE
DER SPIEGEL WRITER ATTACKS SMALL TOWN IN MINNESOTA WITH LIES, SMEARS, AND INSULTS BECAUSE TRUMP; GETS FIRED
THE ILLEGAL ALIEN-IDOLIZING FRANCISGOSPEL JUST THE SELFISH POWER-MESSAGE OF A DWINDLING ELITE.
FRANCIS HOLY ‘SINICIZATION OF UNITY’ TURNS CHINESE CHURCHES INTO COMMUNIST PARTY CLUBS
WAS FRANCIS’S OUTRAGEOUSLY DISHONEST CHRISTMAS RANT AGAINST HIS PERVBISHOPS JUST A THREAT TO GET ON BOARD WITH HIS EVIL AGENDA OR ELSE?
ASTRONAUTS WHO READ GENESIS TO THE WORLD ON CHRISTMAS EVE. AND GOT SUED.
YES, IT’S VERY DARK IN THE APOSTOLIC PALACE
FRANCIS’S CHINESE COMMUNISTS OF UNITY STORM FAITHFUL MONASTERY — NUNS HAVE ONE HOUR TO VACATE
BISHOP BARRON BETRAYS CHRIST, AGAIN
THE PERPETUALLY OFFENDED HAVE INHERITED THE EARTH
“A RENEWAL OF THE SOCIAL ORDER ON CHRISTIAN LINES WILL BE A WORK OF SANCTITY OR IT WILL NOT OCCUR AT ALL”
HOMOSEXUALITY IS DISORDERED AND CAN LEAD TO DEPRAVED AND DEMONIC BEHAVIOR
MUSLIMS FEAR THOUGHT MORE THAN THEY FEAR DEATH
HAVE AN ANGEL-FILLED CHRISTMAS AND DON’T FORGET TO THANK YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL WHO IS DEFINITELY A BIG BOY AND LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!
OUR CREATOR IS STILL MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, AND HIS PROMISES ARE AS VALID AND TRUE NOW AS EVER BEFORE.
ST. THOMAS THE APOSTLE
FR. Z: WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF A GIN AND TONIC?
PRESIDENT TRUMP: WIVES AND MOTHERS THANK-YOU FOR ANNOUNCING THE SYRIAN PULLOUT!
