DONATE TO CANON212: 
STEUBENVILLE: WUERL’S SUBVERSIVE PLANT WILLIAM GORMAN APPARENTLY ON HIS WAY OUT
FRANCISCAN UNIVERSITY OF FRANCISVILLE: DESPICABLE CARDINAL CUPICH SET TO ADDRESS STEUBENVILLE ‘YOUTH SYNOD?’
MAY ARCHBISHOP SHEEN FINALLY REST IN PEACE.
ABOMINATIONS OF DESOLATION CONTINUE APACE
IF NOBODY WILL DEPOSE HERETIC FRANCIS, MAYBE HE CAN JUST BE REDACTED.
FUZHOU: AMID RAIDS AND CRACKDOWNS, CLERGY AND CONGREGATIONS OF WHAT USED TO BE CHINA’S UNDERGROUND CATHOLIC CHURCH ARE CONTINUING TO RESIST BEING GOVERNED BY THE FRANCISSTATE, REFUSING ‘STATEMENTS OF COMMITMENT’
FRANCISMERCY: SECOND CITY REFUSING TO PROSECUTE SHOPLIFTERS ANYMORE.
ORTHODOX GEORGIA FIRMLY REJECTS GAY PRIDE, GETS THE DEEP STATE FRANCISCOUP INSTEAD.
ORTHODOX CHURCH IN RUSSIA EXPERIENCING A REAL SPRINGTIME
FR. HUNWICKE ON FRANCIS’S HERETICAL ATTACK ON EASTERN CATHOLICS: ABSOLUTE NONSENSE, HOLY FATHER!! HERE’S YET ANOTHER THING YOU’VE GOT WRONG!!
TURIN: RETIRED FRANCISBISHOP OF PINEROLO CELEBRATES RAMADAN
PRIESTLY AWAKENING: THEN, “IT FINALLY DAWNED ON ME THAT THE DYSFUNCTION COULD BE DEMONIC”
NAKED BUNGEE BACHELORETTE CHRISTIANS: I PRAY FOR THE BLIND TO SEE BECAUSE ONCE NOT TOO LONG AGO I WAS ONE OF THOSE BLIND FRANCISIDIOTS STUMBLING AROUND IN PROTESTANTISM THINKING JUST BECAUSE I LOVED JESUS I WAS SAVED AND HAD NOTHING TO FEAR
Naked Bungee Girl is your typical child of Luther, though most of them are smart enough to practice a little discretion.