HOW TO SPACE YOUR KIDS OUT BY LOVING THEM MORE
CONGO CD. BESUNGU ASKS GOVERNMENT TO STOP IMMIGRANT INFLUX
EXCOMMUNICATED WESTRAY HERMITS ON ‘CANCEROUS’ FRANCIS: “THE CHURCH, BAR CHRIST’S INTERVENTION, HAS ALMOST NO CHANCE OF RECOVERY.”
IN NEW DOCUMENTARY, ABDICATED BENEDICT, WHOSE ‘BIG MOUTH NO LONGER WORKS,’ APPEARS UNNATURALLY BLEARY.
MOTHER MIRIAM: “I AM AWFULLY SORRY FOR THE PODCAST. DO I MEAN WHAT I SAID? WELL I DID MEAN WHAT I SAID.
FRANCISCHURCH: NORWEGIAN BISHOP CONSECRATION CANCELED DUE TO ‘CHRONIC FATIGUE’
SHE MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING CATHOLIC: SUNKEN-EYED, PRO-DEATH ABP. FISICHELLA DESCRIBES FRANCIS’S ‘B*TCH-SLAP AS SHOWING AN “ATTITUDE OF HUMILITY THAT REJECTS GESTURES THAT ‘SMELL OF FANATICISM.’”
BRIEFCASE HUMBLE: “THE REAL BERGOGLIO IS AN EVIL AND IRASCIBLE BEING”
CUT IN PIECES – PARTY JOKE IN AN ABORTION SOCIETY
FRANCISTOPIA: HOLY CHICOMS CLOSE DOWN OVER 100 MEETING VENUES IN THE ARCHDIOCESE OF FUZHOU, WHICH ARE RUN BY PRIESTS WHO CONTINUE TO RESIST JOINING THE PATRIOTIC CHURCH.
THE CATHOLIC RESISTANCE VS. FRANCIS IN 2019
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FRANCISCANS FEATURE BLOODTHIRSTY PACHAMAMA
