MEME: “NO WONDER THE YOUNG [& CATHOLIC] PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE SO CONFUSED” & “PRO-LIFE” FRANCIS: “I CAN’T SAY WHETHER ROE V. WADE DID RIGHT OR WRONG FROM A JUDICIAL POINT OF VIEW?!”
MANUFACTURING PLANTS AREN’T JUST MYSTERIOUSLY GETTING BURNED DOWN IN THE UNITED STATES, IT’S HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD…
DOCTOR AT SCENE OF HIGHLAND PARK FOURTH OF JULY PARADE MASS SHOOTING DESCRIBES ‘HORRIFIC’ ‘WARTIME’ INJURIES OF DEAD AND SURVIVORS
CONG. OF HOLY CROSS PUTS A BROTHER IN CHARGE INSTEAD OF A PRIEST
FRANCIS’S BELOVED GHOSTWRITER, ABP. ‘KISSY’ FERNANDEZ: IT’S UNBELIEVABLE THAT SOME CATHOLICS ARE GLAD FRANCIS IS REALLY OLD AND HAS A BUM KNEE!
HEAD OF CLEAR CREEK ABBEY, OKLAHOMA, ABBOT PHILIP ANDERSON, PREDICTS MORE ANGER TOWARD THE EVIL FRANCISHIERARCHY, BUT BLAMES FRANCIS’S IMPRESSION OF TRADS ON ‘A FEW INDIVIDUALS AND BLOGGERS WITH MANY READERS’
FRANCISCHURCH: BERGAMO PRIEST AT PERVERT PRIDE MARCHES, WHILE AFRICAN FR. JESUSMARY MISSIGBÈTÒ SUSPENDED FOR HIS FAITH
LATE, SUPER-EVIL FRANCISCARDINAL HUMMES LEAD THE GROUP WHO SENT PACHAMAMA TO BE WORSHIPED IN THE VATICAN
POPE PRESIDES OVER ZAIREAN RITE “MARKED BY DRUM MUSIC, DANCING, SHOUTS OF JUBILATION” — AND THE TRADITIONAL LATIN MASS IS TO BE ABOLISHED?
