SAINT PATRICK’S DAY EVENT AT SITE OF FAMOUS DEFIANT ACT AGAINST PAGAN KING
SOUL-CRUSHING POST-SCAMDEMIC MASS ABANDONMENT. IT’S THE PEOPLES’ FAULT, YES?
CATHOLICISM AND LIBERALISM CAN’T COEXIST! WHY? BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE CATHOLIC.
“WE HAVE ALL BECOME TEN YEARS OLDER, FRANCIS HAS ALSO BECOME TWO TIMES FATTER, AND THE NUMBER OF HERETICAL UTTERINGS COMINGS FROM A POPE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLIED BY A NUMBER TOO BIG TO COUNT.”
TEN YEARS OF FRANCIS: THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
TEN YEARS: MASONIC LODGE PRAISES ELECTION OF JORGE BERGOGLIO “NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AGAIN”
TEN TERRIBLE YEARS OF POPE FRANCIS
PETER NAVARRO: IF TUCKER IS ABLE TO GRAB THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF BEING A REAL POWERBROKER IN THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RACE, IT WILL NOT BODE WELL FOR TRUMP
POPE OF PERVCHURCH: FIVE INTERVIEWS AND NO RUPNIK
MAIL: POPE FRANCIS CALLS CATHOLIC CHURCH’S BAN ON PRIESTS HAVING SEX ‘TEMPORARY’ OPENING DOOR TO REVIEW OF 1,000-YEAR-OLD CELIBACY RULES
MISERABLE REGISTER REMEMBERS THE MOMENT FRANCIS STOLE THE CHURCH AS IF THE WORLD WERE THRILLED BY THEIR NEW THUG. THEY EVEN SHOW HIM TALKING AS IF HE WERE MAKING ANY REAL SENSE.
TWISTED REPORTER STAFF ON TEN YEARS OF MISERY: ‘JESUS HAS KNOCKED, AND THE DOOR HAS BEEN OPENED BY THE FRANCIS!’
Wish Columbian Gabriel Marquez, author of the doomsday novel “100 Years of Solitude,” were still around. Perhaps he’d be inspired to do a telescopic sequel, “Ten Years of Francis,” and delineate the Vatican as a ruined city of miscreants and ghosts in a worldwide pagan jungle.