CREEPY FORMER FOXNEWS PRIEST JONATHAN MORRIS SAYS ‘THERE WOULD BE MORE GOOD LEADERS’ IF FRANCIS ALLOWED PRIESTS TO MARRY
MEGALOMANIACAL FRANCIS: PEOPLE REACTED BADLY TO THE BLIND MAN’S HEALING BECAUSE THEY SEEK A CULPRIT [LIKE ME], BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE SURPRISED [BY ME], BECAUSE THEY DO NOT WANT TO [DO MY] CHANGE, BECAUSE THEY ARE BLOCKED BY FEAR [OF GOD]”
THANKLESS, IRRELIGIOUS FRANCIS: JESUS HEALED THE BLIND MAN WITHOUT ASKING HIM ANYTHING IN RETURN, OK? HE DIDN’T EVEN WANT A THANK YOU.
NAZI, FARM STEALING WEF GLOBALISTS DEFEATED IN NETHERLANDS
FOR ST. JOSEPH’S DAY, VICAR OF THE NEW CHURCH SCREWS UP THE OUR FATHER HE ALREADY SCREWED UP.
HYPECHURCH: CREEPY LIVERPOOL FRANCISDIOCESE ASKS PEOPLE FOR THEIR BEST MEMORIES OF FRANCIS, AND GETS THEM.
FAITHLESS VICAR OF EMPTINESS: JESUS HEALING THE BLIND MAN TEACHES US THAT DIFFICULTIES ARE CHANCES TO BE GOOD, OK?
VICAR OF NUCHURCH CALLS THE UKRAINIAN WAR CASUALTIES ‘MARTYRS’ AGAIN
BUGGY-EYED HEAD OF THE NOTORIOUS ANGLICAN CHURCH CALLS FRANCIS HIS ‘BROTHER IN CHRIST’
HORROR: CBS METEOROLOGIST COLLAPSES ON LIVE TV BROADCAST
MATT: MANY BISHOPS ARE COMING RIGHT OUT AND DEFENDING THE FFSP IN THEIR DIOCESES. DON’T ABANDON OR OSTRACIZE ANY CLERIC MOVING TOWARD TRADITION. WE NEED EVERYBODY ON DECK. UNITE THE CLANS!
SAN JOSE SHARKS GOALIE REFUSES TO WEAR HIS WOKE TEAM’S LGBTQ JERSEY – BOYCOTTS TEAM WARMUPS
MÜLLER: BLASPHEMOUS GERMAN BISHOPS MUST BE SENTENCED
GTV: IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT [CARD.] BURKE HAS NOT NOTICED THAT, BY MIXING TRUTH AND LIES, FRANCIS IS PURSUING A PRECISE STRATEGY TO BAMBOOZLE THE STUPID CONSERVATIVES AND TO ENCOURAGE THE HERETICS.
JUDGE GIVES PRONOUN-REFUSER ENOCH BURKE ONE WEEK TO PAY FINE OF €24,000 OR ALLOW THE SCHOOL TO TAKE ENFORCEMENT PROCEEDINGS
KANSAS CITY’S OLDEST ST. JOSEPH TABLE TRADITION MAKES ITS GRAND, COOKIE-FILLED RETURN
A ST. JOSEPH’S DAY “ZEPPOLE PIZZA” CAN BE FOUND HERE IN RI
LIST: ST. JOSEPH DAY ALTARS IN THE NOLA METRO AREA
FEAST OF SAINT JOSEPH, PATRON OF THE UNIVERSAL CHURCH
WAS FRANCIS “CHOSEN” BY THE OBAMA/BIDEN DEEP STATE WHO IS HIS ULTIMATE BOSS?
SPOTLIGHT ON ST. JOSEPH
MEANWHILE, IN KANSAS
IMPIOUS POPE OF COMMUNISM: THE PRAYERS PEOPLE WHO ARE PROUD OF THEIR ‘RELIGIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS’ ARE JUST MONOLOGUES!
PROJECTING POPE OF FALSE MERCY: ASK YOURSELF, “AM I PRESUMPTUOUS?”
ANTI-CATHOLIC POPE OF MORTAL SIN AND SACRILEGES: “I GO TO CHURCH, I GO TO MASS, I AM MARRIED, MARRIED IN THE CHURCH, AND THESE PEOPLE ARE DIVORCED, SINNERS.” “IS YOUR HEART LIKE THIS?”
VICAR OF HELL: “THERE GOD WAITS FOR US THERE,” AT THE BOTTOM, THE POPE SAID, POINTING DOWNWARD, “NOT THERE,” POINTING UP.
DEADLY VICAR OF UNREPENTANCE TO PRIESTS WHO HEAR CONFESSION, “PLEASE FORGIVE EVERYTHING, FORGIVE ALWAYS.”
TRUMP SAYS HE WILL BE ARRESTED TUESDAY, CALLS FOR PROTESTS
FDA GRANTS EMERGENCY AUTHORIZATION OF PFIZER’S BIVALENT COVID-19 BOOSTER IN CHILDREN UNDER 5 YEARS WHO COMPLETED THREE MONOVALENT SHOTS
AX-WIELDING ISIS SUPPORTER ARRESTED AFTER THREATENING TO “CRUCIFY” AND KILL POLICE AT ST PATRICK’S DAY PARADE – FACES ONLY FIVE YEARS IN PRISON
IS YOUR PANTRY CLEAN AND ORGANIZED? ACCORDING TO LOYOLA UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO PROFESSOR, THAT IS ‘CLASSIST, RACIST AND SEXIST’
UK NET MIGRATION TO REMAIN IN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS DESPITE TORY PROMISES
IN FRANCIS’ RELIGION: “BAPTISED AND UNBAPTISED ARE EQUAL”
UNIQUE EXPRESSION OF “ROMAN RITE”: TATTOO EUCHARIST
FAITHLESS FRANCIS: HELL IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION: A “STATE OF THE HEART, OF THE SOUL, OF AN ATTITUDE TO LIFE, TO VALUES, TO FAMILY, TO EVERYTHING.”
Well, the Vicar of Paradox has done it again. Were it not so sad, we might laugh at Francis’ Sunday homily about public blindness to the truth, since it is he himself who is in the dark, blind leader of the blind, NuChurch of Dirt Bowl ceremonies, Chiromancy, indigenous fetishes, where hell is only an existential state of mind and a sightless Pachamama rules the world.