‘HARD WORKING SYNOD BP. BARRON. ‘MY TABLE HAD 11 OTHER GOOD PEOPLE?’ ‘WE ALL READ THE INSTRUMENTUM LABORIS MANY TIMES.’ ‘WE GET A HALF HOUR COFFEE BREAK TWICE A DAY, OTHERWISE WE’RE AT IT!’
GIBBERING TX SWISHOP FLORES OF THE SYNOD ‘SEARCHING FOR THE ‘WE’
THE DAILY MAIL REPORTS A 66.7% INCREASE IN HEART ATTACK RATES AMONG 18 TO 44-YEAR-OLDS COMPARED TO 2019.
FRANCISCHURCH: HOMOSEX ACTIVIST AND CLIMATE SCAREMONGER DANIEL HORAN, 40, A SCANDAL-PLAGUED FRANCISCAN PRIEST, HAS LEFT HIS ORDER AND ABANDONED THE PRIESTHOOD, BLAMES THE ‘HOLY SPIRIT.’
BELGIAN PM SUMMONS NUNCIO OVER FRANCIS’ ABORTION REMARKS. AFTER DISRESPECTFUL AND ANTI-CHRISTIAN STATEMENTS, CALLS FOR “RESPECT” FOR THE “CONTRACT KILLERS” (FRANCIS) OF UNBORN HUMAN BEINGS, BUT ALSO FOR THEIR MURDEROUS MOTHERS.
PERU: FRANCISCANCELED SODALITIUM ABP. EGUREN WARNS THOSE AT THE TOP THAT TO HAVE ACTED IN THIS WAY IS AN INSULT AND DAMAGE TO THE JUSTICE AND TRUTH THAT HAVE ALWAYS GUIDED THE CHURCH: “I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I HAVE NOT GONE THROUGH DUE PROCESS”
