FRANCISLAND OF EQUALITY: STARVING CUBANS REDUCED TO GATHERING FOOD SPILLED ON THE STREET
EWTN/CNA CELEBRATES CREEPY FRANCISMASCOT: “VATICAN’S ANIME-STYLE MASCOT LUCE GOES VIRAL ON INTERNET WITH CATHOLIC MEMES, FAN ART!”
SIMPERING NEW FRANCISBISHOP GALBAS OF WARSAW DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT
CWR EDITOR CARL OLSON: “I NOW HAVE THE LARGEST PRIVATE LIBRARY—30,000 VOLUMES AND STILL GROWING!—IN ELMIRA, OREGON”
PRO-CATHOLIC, AND HATED BY BRAZILIAN FRANCISBISHOPS, FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO DONS A MAGA HAT
NEW ARCHBISHOP OF WARSAW – REPLACES CARDINAL NYCZ
NORDIC BISHOPS: “IT’S NOT ABOUT DEACONESSES, BUT HOLY ORDERS”
CATHOLIC SWISS CD. ELEGANTI ON FRANCIS’S ‘FAILED’ SYNODS: “WHEN WILL THE TRAGEDY OF REPEATEDLY UNTYING PACKAGES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN TIED UP COME TO AN END?”
‘CONSERVATIVE’ SYNDNEY ARCHBISHOP FISHER REMOVED PECTORAL CROSS FOR LECTURE IN SYNAGOGUE
‘FIXERSAINT’ CHARLES BORROMEO: “HE MADE MANY ENEMIES – BUT THE KIND OF ENEMIES THAT IT IS GOOD TO HAVE.”
ACT OF REPARATION FOR “LUCE-FER” MASCOT
