***APOLOGIES FOR THE SCRATCH ON MY NOSE. IT’S NOT A BUG***
‘PINTS WITH AQUINAS’, YOU KNOW: KAMALA-PUSHING ED FESER TALKS WITH FRATT MADD FOR THREE HOURS!
DR. MAZZA: YOU CAN’T HAVE A COLLEGIAL PAPACY [23:00]
COMMUNIST CUBA’S NIGHTMARISH ELECTRICAL GRID
ALETEIAMAG: THE CATHOLIC FRANCISCHURCH CONTINUES TO AFFIRM THAT ST. NICHOLAS EXISTED, OK?
USCCB WWIII CHIEF ABP. BROGLIO EMITS NEOCON SMEAR: ‘NOW THAT RUSSIA BROKE ITS PLEDGES, CAUSED MOUNTING CIVILIAN DEATHS AND WIDESPREAD DISPLACEMENT, WE COMMEMORATE THE DAY WHEN THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE OPTED FOR LIFE, LIBERTY, AND PEACE!’
CREEPY NEW JESUIT LEADERS ADDED TO FRANCIS’S SPECIAL ‘GLOBAL PRAYER NETWORK’ [ISN’T THAT WHAT THE CHURCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE?]
COMMUNIST JOKEPOPE TELLS INTERNATIONAL CONGRESS OF CONFRATERNITIES AND BROTHERHOODS TO BE “CRAZY WITH LOVE FOR GOD….BRING CHRIST OUT INTO THE STREETS!”
FRANCISWORSHIPING NEW DIRTBAG CARD. BATTAGLIA OF NAPLES: I SEE MY HOLY APPOINTMENT AS A “CALL TO DREAM TOGETHER OF A CHURCH THAT GETS ITS HANDS DIRTY, THAT IS NOT AFRAID OF THE PERIPHERIES; IS GUIDED BY THE TRANSFORMING POWER OF THE GOSPEL”
UNRELIABLE CDC CLAIMS 2% DROP IN ABORTIONS SINCE ROE WAS OVERTURNED. VAST MAJORITY OF THEM ‘CHEMICAL’
COURT APPROVES NEW YORK DIOCESE’S RECORD $323 MILLION ABUSE SETTLEMENT
OUT WITH THE OLD OLIGARCHS, IN WITH THE NEW: MICROSOFT (GATES), AWS (BEZOS) AND META (ZUCKERBERG), ARE NOW RIDING THEIR BICYCLES IN SLOW CIRCLES AT THE END OF THE WHITE HOUSE DRIVEWAY, STARING INTENTLY IN THE WINDOWS.
AS RED-PILLED MAYOR ADAMS TRIES TO SAVE NYC FROM FRANCIS’S HOLY DESTRUCTION, EVIL CATHOLIC CHARITIES URGES ‘CAUTION’
ASSISTED SUICIDE IN UK MIGHT CAUSE ‘A MAJOR EXODUS OF HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONALS’
FRANCIS CHECKS HIS WATCH WAITING FOR HIS NEW ‘GAY JESUS’ PAPAL PREACHER FR. PASOLINI TO UNLOAD MORE HOLY SACRILEGE
FRANCIS APPROVES CD. ZUPPI AND JESUIT GENERALISSMO SOSA’S SPECIAL LGBTQ GAYNESS PILGRIMAGE FOR HIS HOLY JUBILEE
PAPAL GAYNESS PREACHER FR. CASOLINI: ‘DURING ADVENT, CHRISTIANS MUST RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO THINK THAT NOTHING NEW CAN HAPPEN, OK? OPEN YOUR DAMN HEARTS!’
TOP PERVBISHOP WESTER, NM SWISHOPS TO TRUMP: DEPORTING MASSIVE NUMBERS OF ILLEGALS WILL CREATE CHAOS, FAMILY SEPARATION, AND THE TRAUMATIZATION OF CHILLLLLLLLLLLLDREN! ONLY REMOVE THE BAAAAAAAD ILLEGALS AND LEAVE THE GOOOOOOOD ONES!
CARDINAL BURKE: THIS SITUATION IS ‘APOCALYPTIC’ SIGN UP FOR MY NINE MONTH NOVENA
GERMAN BISHOP MEIER WANTS ALTERNATIVES FOR SUNDAY MASS ALTOGETHER
FREAKBISHOP LUDGER SCHEPERS OF ESSEN, GERMANY: CHURCH TEACHING ON HOMOSEXUALITY DEPENDS ON “THE TIMES”
TOP CHURCH CAREERIST, DEATHPOPE FRANCIS, REPELLED BY THE WORD ‘ECCLESIASTICAL CAREER’
CANADIAN LIBERAL MP ACCUSES CONSERVATIVES OF BEING BANKROLLED BY RUSSIA
QUEERIFYING RAMADAN TOO
VICAR OF SIN AND GAYNESS TO PILGRIM CARMELITES: GOSSIP CONDEMNS, BUT THE GOSPEL IS ALWAYS WELCOMING, SEE?
FRANCIS TELLS SICILIAN ‘THEOLOGIANS’ TO “SEARCH FOR NEW WAYS OF EVANGELIZATION” ‘IT’S GOOD YOU HAVE SO MANY WOMEN HERE SINCE THEY’RE BEEN UNDERVALUED IN SICILY’
