PRIESTLY CELIBACY: APOSTOLIC TRADITION, NOT A ‘MERE DISCIPLINE’
APOSTASY: BISHOP OF MEDELLIN SUPPORTS GAY ADOPTIONS (MANUFACTURE OF CHILDREN FOR HOMOSEXUALS, ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION) AND SACRILEGE OF THE SACRAMENT OF BAPTISM
HOUR OF POWER MONEYPIT: $77,000,000 SPENT ON “REMODELING” CRYSTAL MONSTROSITY AND NOT ONE SINGLE KNEELER….
ARGENTINE BP. URBANC FORCED TO VOW TO “ALWAYS PUT MYSELF AT THE SERVICE OF HARMONY, DIALOGUE, RESPECT FOR DIFFERENCES AND SOCIAL FRIENDSHIP” AFTER COMPLAINING ABOUT FEMINISTS
SENATE CONFIRMS TRUMP JUDICIAL NOMINEE, BRIAN C. BUESCHER, GRILLED OVER KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS MEMBERSHIP
MAGISTER: FRANCISTRANSFORMATION OF GREAT ORDER OF MALTA INTO FAITHLESS ISLAMIZATION SLUSH FUND NGO NEAR COMPLETE
CONTEMPLATIVE FRENCH ORDER OF BREAKS CANON LAW, ACCEPTS DOWNS SYNDROME FRANCISNUNS
IRAQI CARDINAL SAKO WARNS OF ‘CHRISTIANOPHOBIA’ IN EUROPE
THE SIMCHA: “I THOUGHT OF THIS NATURALIST WHEN I READ THE WORDS OF KATIE PREJEAN MCGRADY, ANOTHER TRUE LABORER IN THE VINEYARD.”
ARLINGTON DIOCESE CLEARS APPARENTLY RAILROADED FATHER MICHAEL DUESTERHAUS
TOPSY AND TUPTIM SLOG THROUGH PART 2 OF THE AMAZON DOCUMENT WITH ITS COMMUNITY ORGANIZING FOCUS
AMAZON INSTRUMENTUM LABORIS, CHAPTER 4: THE EVIL AGONY CONTINUES
MUSLIMS SEVERELY BEATEN BY ANGRY FRENCH MOB AFTER ASSAULTING UNDERAGE GIRLS IN POOL: OH, HOW FASCINATING IT IS TO SEE DIFFERENT CULTURES COMING INTO CONTACT WITH “THE OTHER”!
REMNANT’S MATT BLASTS CHURCH MILITANT WRITER FOR QUESTIONING THE SSPX RELATIONSHIP WITH PA PERVREPORT PREDATOR, FR. JAMES MCLUCAS
UNHOLY AMAZON SYNOD: AN ATOMIC BOMB INSIDE THE CHURCH
INDIGENOUS TRIBALISM: FRANCISCHURCH IDOLIZES THE AMAZON PEOPLES BECAUSE THEIR STAGNANT, HOPELESS SOCIETIES ARE VERY MUCH LIKE COMMUNISM.
US FERTILITY RATE FALLS TO ‘ALL-TIME LOW,’ CDC SAYS
“DO NOT BURN WHAT YOU ADORE,” O HOLY AMAZONIAN PEOPLES. RATHER, LET US DIALOGUE.
ZMIRAK ON HOLY NEVERTRUMP ROD DREHER: “I’D RATHER BE THAT DEPLORABLE THAN THIS INSUFFERABLE.”
HOLY BENEDICT OPTION CREATOR: TRUMP, MY FATHER, AND A WORLD FULL OF BULLIES