Canon212 Update: Ten Years of Francis is A Lot

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SAINT PATRICK’S DAY EVENT AT SITE OF FAMOUS DEFIANT ACT AGAINST PAGAN KING

SOUL-CRUSHING POST-SCAMDEMIC MASS ABANDONMENT.  IT’S THE PEOPLES’ FAULT, YES?

CATHOLICISM AND LIBERALISM CAN’T COEXIST! WHY? BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE CATHOLIC.

“WE HAVE ALL BECOME TEN YEARS OLDER, FRANCIS HAS ALSO BECOME TWO TIMES FATTER, AND THE NUMBER OF HERETICAL UTTERINGS COMINGS FROM A POPE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLIED BY A NUMBER TOO BIG TO COUNT.”

TEN YEARS OF FRANCIS:  THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

TEN YEARS:  MASONIC LODGE PRAISES ELECTION OF JORGE BERGOGLIO “NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AGAIN”

TEN TERRIBLE YEARS OF POPE FRANCIS

PETER NAVARRO:  IF TUCKER IS ABLE TO GRAB THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF BEING A REAL POWERBROKER IN THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RACE, IT WILL NOT BODE WELL FOR TRUMP

POPE OF PERVCHURCH: FIVE INTERVIEWS AND NO RUPNIK

MAIL:  POPE FRANCIS CALLS CATHOLIC CHURCH’S BAN ON PRIESTS HAVING SEX ‘TEMPORARY’ OPENING DOOR TO REVIEW OF 1,000-YEAR-OLD CELIBACY RULES

MISERABLE REGISTER REMEMBERS THE MOMENT FRANCIS STOLE THE CHURCH AS IF THE WORLD WERE THRILLED BY THEIR NEW THUG.  THEY EVEN SHOW HIM TALKING AS IF HE WERE MAKING ANY REAL SENSE.

TWISTED REPORTER STAFF ON TEN YEARS OF MISERY:  ‘JESUS HAS KNOCKED, AND THE DOOR HAS BEEN OPENED BY THE FRANCIS!’

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LENT AND THE LION OF MUNSTER-PART III

HAPPY FEAST OF POPE ST. GREGORY THE GREAT: “THE HOLY UNIVERSAL CHURCH TEACHES THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO WORSHIP GOD TRULY EXCEPT IN HER AND ASSERTS THAT ALL WHO ARE OUTSIDE OF HER WILL NOT BE SAVED.”

JANE FONDA AND GEORGE SOROS ARE MORE INFALLIBLE THAN FRANCIS.

DOCTORS ARE BAFFLED AFTER 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL SUFFERED CARDIAC ARREST WHILE AT A CHEER COMPETITION

21-YEAR-OLD MMA FIGHTER ISAIAH ABELS SUFFERS A CARDIAC ARREST DURING FIGHT

DEFENSIVE VICAR OF DEATH MAKES EXCUSES FOR HIS CATTY, VICIOUS HANDLING OF ACTUAL POPE BENEDICT’S FUNERAL

DEATHCHURCH:  FRANCIS’S GERMAN FREAKBISHOPS VOTE FOR TRANNY ‘PRIESTS’

STANFORD LAW STUDENTS ARE THE ENEMY:  ELITE COMMUNIST LAW SCHOOLS STUDENTS AND THEIR DEAN SHOUT DOWN, HUMILIATE CATHOLIC FEDERAL JUDGE WHO CAME TO SPEAK

MÜLLER: FRANCIS’S LATEST MASS-CRUSHING RESCRIPTUM IS A “BRUTAL INTOLERANCE”

ISABEL:  UK’S MOST WANTED CRIMINAL

DID FRANCIS BUMP HERETIC CD. MARX FROM THE CURIAL GANG OF NINE AND REPLACE HIM WITH HERETIC CD. HOLLERICH AS A SIGN OF DISAPPROVAL TO THE GERMAN BISHOPS?

OHIO DIOCESAN DEATHVAXX CZAR, FR. LUMPE, GETS COVID AGAIN

BISHOP OF STUPIDVILLE CANCELS LATIN MASS WHICH WAS IN CONFORMITY WITH TRADBASHING CUSTODIAN

NOW THEY’RE HAVING LADY LOUNGE ACTS IN ST. MICHAEL’S CATHEDRAL, TORONTO?

THE SYNODAL (“WALKING TOGETHER”) WAY – GERMAN STYLE

IN HIS @DERSYNODALEWEG  ADDRESS, BISHOP BONNY OF ANTWERP EXPLAINS HOW SAME-SEX BLESSINGS WERE INTRODUCED IN BELGIUM AND THAT FRANCIS’S UNHOLY AMORIS LAETITIA WAS THE FOUNDATION.

GERMAN PERVCHURCH:  FRANCIS’S BELOVED GAY NEW WAYS MINISTRY SENDS “HEARTFELT THANKS FOR THE SYNODAL WAY’S BRAVE MOVE TOWARDS GREATER JUSTICE AND MORE COMPASSIONATE PASTORAL CARE!”

 

Canon212 Update: Who Would a FrancisBishop Anathematize?

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EVIL OLD LENTEN FRANCISPREACHER, FR. CANTALAMESSY:  “EVANGELIZATION DOES NOT BEGIN WITH MORALITY BUT KERYGMA (PROCLAMATION)…NOT WITH THE LAW BUT WITH THE GOSPEL!”

FRANCIS DIRECTLY CONDEMNS NICARAGUA’S ‘GROSS DICTATORSHIP’ FOR PUTTING ONE OF HIS BISHOPS IN PRISON.  HOW BAD CAN ORTEGA BE IF FRANCIS DOESN’T LIKE HIM?  HOW GOOD COULD BISHOP ALVAREZ BE IF FRANCIS THINKS HE’S A ‘VERY SERIOUS, VERY CAPABLE MAN?’

THANK YOU, O HOLY FRANCISBISHOP OF STEUPENVILLE!

STOLEN AMERICA:  BLINKEN KISSES HOMOSEXUAL FOR “INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY”

WAPO REPORT ATTACKS ‘CATHOLIC LAITY AND CLERGY FOR RENEWAL’ WHO OUTED USCCB ‘GRINDR MONSIGNOR’

“THE PROJECT’S EXISTENCE REFLECTS A NEWLY EMPOWERED AMERICAN CATHOLIC RIGHT WING!”

FAUX-CATHOLIC SANT’EGIDIO MUSLIM-SHUTTLING SERVICE ‘RELAUNCHES DIALOGUE’ WITH SHIITE ISLAM IN IRAQ