Canon212 Update: Straight From Communist Tyrant Pope To Dead Church

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THE SINGING STOPS IN ITALY AS FEAR AND SOCIAL UNREST MOUNT

LIFESITE:  TAYLOR MARSHALL PLOTTED WITH THE PACHAMAMA-DUNKER, PAID FOR HIS AIRFARE TO ROME, EDITED THE FOOTAGE

UH OH. VIRUSCATS!  THEY’LL NEVER BE ILLEGAL

BAPTISMS, WEDDINGS, EXTREME UNCTION: A CANONIST WRITES

ALREADY, THE STORM CLOUDS OF SOCIALISM ARE GATHERING, SO THIS IS NO TIME TO CLOSE THE CHURCHES BUT TO BRING THE PEOPLE INTO THE CHURCH THAT THEY MAY BE ON THEIR KNEES IN REPARATION TO GOD WHO IS “MUCH OFFENDED.”

ISN’T IT INTERESTING THAT THE ONLY ONES TRYING TO FIND CREATIVE WAYS TO OFFER THE MASS AND BRING CHRIST TO HIS FLOCK DURING THIS PANDEMIC ARE THE BISHOPS AND PRIESTS OF THE SSPX? IRONIC EH, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO BE VILIFIED BY SO MANY.

CONFESSIONS BANNED IN LUBBOCK:  WE WILL NOT FORGET THAT YOU ABANDONED US IN THE MOMENT OF GREATEST NEED, BISHOPS!

Canon212 Update: While You’re Confined In Your Home at Gunpoint, Christ’s Church Ripped From Your Life, Black Francis Has Never Been Happier

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8 WEEKS:  ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA ONE STEP AWAY FROM MARTIAL LAW; GOVERNOR NEWSOM SAYS 56% OF RESIDENTS WILL BE INFECTED

SSPX HAVING MASS, BUT YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO ENSURE THE PROPER SPACING.  AND NO LITTLE KIDS!

CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS:  THE DIOCLETIAN ‘POPE’

ST. JOSEPH, “LORD AND RULER OF HIS HOUSEHOLD” WHICH IS JESUS AND MARY, WE ASK YOU TO IMPLORE THE “IMMACULATE VIRGIN MARY,” YOUR SPOUSE, TO IMPLORE “JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD” TO SAVE THE CHURCH FROM THE HEROD-LIKE “ENEMIES ON EVERY SIDE”

CANCELCHURCH SKOJEC OF THE BLESSED VIRUS:  ‘THE CONFESSION BOX HAS ME WORRIED AT THIS POINT, YOU DUMMY’

TIM GORDAN TO STEVE SKOJEC:  IF YOU WERE TRULY A GRIFTER, YOU’D BE PROFITING OFF YOUR REALLY FUNNY JABBA THE HUT IMPRESSIONS!

CONFUSED CATHOLIC: O, STEVE.  MANY WHERE I’M FROM SCOFF AT ALL THE HOLY MASS CANCELLATIONS.  SKOJEC:  THOSE PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND OBEDIENCE!

CALIFORNIA FRANCISGOVERNOR NEWSOM:  IT’S NOT MY PREFERRED CHOICE TO LOCK ALL 40 MILLION OF YOU BASTARDS UP IN YOUR HOUSES, BUT…

BR. BUGNOLO TO FRANCIS’S ‘FIRED’ PRIESTS: “RETURN TO POPE BENEDICT XVI AND TO THE CHURCH OF THE LIGHT.”

EVIL LUXEMBOURG CD. HOLLERICH IN QUARANTINE

FAITHLESS FRANCIS USES LEFT HAND FOR MAKING SIGN OF THE CROSS

FOR BP. SCHNEIDER MANKIND HAS BECOME A PRISONER OF A “SANITARY DICTATORSHIP” OF WHICH THE BAN OF PUBLIC WORSHIP IS AN IMPORTANT SIDE-EFFECT.

HUNGARIAN FRANCISBISHOPS ALLOW “ABSOLUTION” WITHOUT CONFESSION BECAUSE OF THE BLESSED VIRUS

PANIC VECTOR PLANET:  CONSIDER YOUR SOURCES

ARSONISTS SET FIRE TO THE CHURCH OF SAINT-APOLLINAIRE IN EASTERN FRANCE

WHY DID YOU DEPRIVE MY PEOPLE OF THE MASS?

CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS TO THOSE WHO NEED TO GO TO CONFESSION:  TELL GOD YOU’LL GO AS SOON AS SOMEONE LETS YOU.  HE’S YOUR FATHER, YOU KNOW.

A CHURCH WITHOUT SACRAMENTS IS A WORSE NIGHTMARE THAN ANY VIRUS

AP MISLEADS, INFERS PRIESTS SAID TO HAVE DIED FROM CORONA HAD ‘BLESSED THE DYING’ DESPITE SACRAMENT LOCKDOWNS.

FAITHLESS, CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCISVATICAN PERMITS BISHOPS TO GRANT ILLEGAL GENERAL ABSOLUTION DURING STUNTVIRUS SCARE

ANTONIO SOCCI EXPLAINS THE UNDEMOCRATIC NEW POLICE STATE

“TAKE YOUR SORRY DIRECTLY TO GOD” – CATHOLIC CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS ESTABLISHES HIS ENFORCED PROTESTANTISM

FAITHLESS COMMUNIST JESUIT GENERALISSIMO SOSA DISCUSSES INTEGRAL ECOLOGY, GLOBAL WARMING, POLLUTION, DEPLETION OF RESOURCES, DEFORESTATION, LIVABILITY AND BEAUTY OF URBAN SPACES, VIRTUOUS BEHAVIOR, AND GOOD GOVERNANCE OF CITIES

Canon212 Update: Christ Skips The Italian Coronavirus FrancisStunt

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LIBERATION THEOLOGIAN FATHER VÍCTOR CODINA:  FOOTNOTE IN POPE’S AMAZON EXHORTATION OPENS DOOR TO MARRIED PRIESTS, FEMALE DEACONS

DETECTION OF CORONAVIRUS-LIKE PARTICLES IN MEN WITH AIDS

SINCE CORONA AFFECTS THE ELDERLY MOST, LET’S JUST CANCEL ALL THE MASSES AND FUNERALS?

GREEK ORTHODOX CHURCH DECLARES CORONAVIRUS NOT TRANSMITTED BY COMMUNION

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE:  LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE WEEKS OF MADNESS AHEAD OF US.

MAX BEANS RETWEETS HYSTERICAL ‘CONSERVATIVE’ ROD DREHER APPROVINGLY

FAITHLESS, SELF-CENTERED HYSTERIA RULES IN THE FRANCISVATICAN AND ITS ITALIAN PERVCHURCH

BARNARDT CELEBRATES: VATICAN MUSEUMS TEMPORARILY CLEARED OF POOFTERS

L.A. COUNTY MOVES TO ACQUIRE LITTLE SISTERS OF THE POOR HOME IN SAN PEDRO

“IT’S STILL KIND OF WEIRD EVEN CALLING MYSELF ARCHBISHOP OF PHILADELPHIA!” – PLANET CONTINUES TO FALL DOWN BEFORE NEW DOUGHBOY FRANCISBISHOP PEREZ

HOUSTON OFFICIALS: IF YOU GOT WITHIN SIX FEET OF THAT CORONA GUY WHO WENT TO MASS AT ST. CECILIA’S TURN YOURSELF IN!

SINGAPORE: DON’T RESUME MASSES!  EVEN IF PEOPLE MAINTAIN HIGH LEVELS OF PERSONAL HYGIENE AND AN INCREASED AWARENESS OF SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY, THE CORONAVIRUS COULD STILL BE SPREAD!

UK SHOPS BEGIN FOOD RATIONING AS RESULT OF CORONAVIRUS PANIC BUYING

AUSTRIA CLOSES ALL UNIVERSITIES, BANS ANY EVENT WITH MORE THAN 100 PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY

IF YOU THINK GOD THE FATHER GIVES DISEASES TO THOSE WHO RECEIVE HIS SON, YOU ARE SIMPLY AN ATHEIST AND BLASPHEMER

DOES SKOJEC KNOW THE MOST BLESSED SACRAMENT IS THE GOD OF LIFE?

MONSTER POPE OF MASSLESSNESS SENDS INANE LETTER TO OPPRESSED NORTHERN ITALIANS THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A ‘CARESS’ OR SOMETHING

PRIEST WITH CHINESE PLAGUE SHAKES HANDS WITH 500 PEOPLE AT “MASS”

THE DARK POWERS WANT THE PANIC. THEY NEED THE HYSTERIA. WHY? FOR DIVERSION, CONTROL, OR ALL THE ABOVE.

WHAT ABOUT CONFESSION IF THE VIRUS GETS REALLY BAD AND WE ARE ALL LOCKED DOWN?

ST. PETER’S BASILICA CLOSED ,BUT NOT REALLY?