Canon212 Update: A Hellish Inferno Where There Once Was a Church

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UMBLE FEET-KISSER:  BUT THOSE WERE SAINTLY POPES, AND THIS ONE HERE IS AN EVIL CLOWN

WHY DID BENEDICTBOT MENTION THE EUCHARIST IN HIS ABUSE ESSAY?

“GREGORY IS THE JOE BIDEN OF THE U.S. CHURCH — SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IS BROADLY POPULAR, ESPECIALLY AMONG MORE LEFT-LEANING CATHOLICS?!” – WAPO’S BOORSTEIN GLOSSES OVER THE HOLY WILTON OF WASHINGTON

THE HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD HONORS SPAGHETTI-WESTERN COMPOSER, ENNIO MORRICONE

ICON OF DISGRACED STEUBENVILLE U, SCOTT HAHN, HONORS STUDENTS AT DISGRACED CATHOLIC U OF AMERICA FOR VOTING DOWN PORN ON THE SCHOOL NETWORK (BUT STILL HAVING ACCESS TO IT THROUGH CELL PLANS)

SHOULD DEMENTIA BE ADDED TO HERESY, THE ELECTION, AND BXVI’S ABDICATION AS A REASON TO INVESTIGATE FRANCIS’S PAPAL VALIDITY?

IN DEFENSE OF POPE BENEDICT

FROM NOW ON IT’S FLUFFY BUNNIES AND ROSE PETALS

“WHEN THEY RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE IN SEATTLE, MCDONALDS CUT THEIR DOLLAR MENU. THIS HURT HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE OF LOT OF THEM DEPEND ON THE DOLLAR MENU FOR FOOD. HIGHER MINIMUM WAGES DON’T REALLY HELP US.”

YOU FAITHFUL CATHOLICS MAY NOT KISS MY RING, BUT PLEASE, O, HOLY MUSLIM LEADERS, MAY I PLEASE KISS YOUR SHOES OF PEACE?

FRANCISCHURCH: ST. JOSEPH’S PARISH IN OTTAWA USING HOSTS THAT AREN’T BREAD AT ALL

‘AUTISTIC’ FR. MATTHEW SCHNEIDER, BRANDON VOGT:  “YOUR ‘SEXUALITY’ DOESN’T DEFINE YOU; YOU’RE MORE THAN WHO YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO OR HE SLEEP WITH.” – IS THIS CATHOLIC?

MORRICONE:  “I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL. GREGORIAN CHANT IS A VITAL AND IMPORTANT TRADITION OF THE CHURCH” AND TO “MIX RELIGIOUS WORDS WITH PROFANE, WESTERN SONGS IS HUGELY GRAVE, HUGELY GRAVE”

POPENEWS:  BENEDICTBOT IS NOT THE REAL RATZINGER

WAFFLING CD. MULLER: BENEDICTBOT WROTE THE LETTER.  GANSWEIN ONLY HELPED, OK?.  THERE CAN BE NO RIFT BETWEEN BXVI AND THE FRANCIS: THAT’S JUST POLITICS.  EACH POPE HAS HIS MISSION THAT IS SERVING THE CHURCH OF ST. PETER, BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE POPE?!

RADICALCATHOLIC: PEOPLE ARE RESORTING TO DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS A WAY OF COPING WITH BENEDICT XVI’S RECENT LETTER. HEY, @POPE_NEWS, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY PUTIN? HUH, HUH.

NASTY FRANCIS: GOLGOTHA WAS “COMPLETE DENIAL” OF GOD’S PROMISE?!

SAVIOR CD. SARAH: “TO ASSERT THAT I OPPOSE THE (ANTI-CATHOLIC) POPE IS AT THE SAME TIME UNJUST AND DISHONEST?!”

GANG OF SIX CD. GRACIAS: NEW VATICAN FRANCISCONSTITUTION WILL RESIST CENTRALIZATION IN ROME

SWEDISH GLOBAL WARMING PROPAGANDA KID, GRETA, PROMISES THE FRANCIS AN AUDIENCE

Canon212 Update: Don’t Be Led By The BenedictBot. It’s Not Going Anywhere Good.

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FEET KISSER: ARE PEOPLE IN ROME BEGINNING TO WONDER IF FRANCIS IS CRAZY JUST NOW?

ITALIAN MEDIA WARNS: VATICAN CENSORING ENTIRE  BLOCKS OF HOLY UTTERANCES FROM HIS BENT-OVER HUMBLENESS

WHICH ONE IS MAGDALENE?

“YOU SAID YOU’D RETIRE IN SILENCE!’ – NCR FRANCISTHEOLOGIANS WORRY THE EMERITUS ACTING TOO POPE-LIKE

STRETCH:  CNA’S CONDON SEES ‘ZERO TOLERANCE’ IN THE BENEDICTBOT’S LETTER

GUSHING ABP. CHAPUT: THE ‘RATZINGER’ ESSAY LACKS SOME OF THE RIGOR OF HIS EARLIER FORMAL WRITINGS, BUT HIS WORDS ARE NONETHELESS AS CLEAR AND PENETRATING AS EVER!.  HE HAS MOMENTS OF INSIGHT AND GENIUS THAT FALL LIKE RAIN IN A DESERT, ESPECIALLY TODAY!

DEMOCRATS TARGET BLACK BABIES, TRY TO SILENCE BLACK CONSERVATIVES

NBC BRINGS BACK THAT EVIL BANNON/BURKE ANTI-FRANCIS ALLIANCE, LOOKS TO MAX BEANS FOR HOLY GUIDANCE!

VORIS VISITS SAINT BENEDICT CENTER NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE FRANCISCHURCH IS TREATED THEM LIKE HERETICS JUST FOR BEING CATHOLIC

CHRIS FERRARA:  I HAVE NO INTENTION OF WADING THROUGH THE 67 PAGES OF CHRISTUS VIVIT.  A FEW DROPS OF STRYCHNINE IN THE BOUILLABAISSE RENDER THE WHOLE FARRAGO FATAL TO SOUND ORTHODOXY.

FERRARA ON CHRISTUS VIVIT: WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ABSURD ANTHROPOMORPHIZING OF THE CHURCH, REDUCED TO A BUNDLE OF PROJECTIONS REFLECTING THE INSECURE MANHOOD OF THE AUTHORS OF THIS EFFETE DIATRIBE.

NEW YORK: WHEN THEY FORCE FRANCISCHURCH CONFESSORS TO REVEAL ABUSE-RELATED SINS, WILL THEY NOT COMPLY?

PERVCHURCH IN GUAM:  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEITHER ZERO TOLERANCE NOR TRANSPARENCY?

NO GUSH FROM 1P5’S SKOJEC ON THE BENEDICTBOT LETTER:  “IT’S DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY EXACTLY WHAT THE POINT OF THIS DOCUMENT IS. IT TELLS US NOTHING NEW. IT PROPOSES NO SOLUTIONS”

OUR LADY OF SORROWS

VOX CANTORIS:  IT IS TIME, FATHER RATZINGER, LONG PAST TIME FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN.  ISSUE ANOTHER LETTER AND TAKE BACK YOUR THRONE!

Canon212 Update: LutherFrancis Can’t Comprehend Gifts, Debts, Sins, or Freedom

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ON ANNIVERSARY OF DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS, U.S. AMBASSADOR CALLISTA LIES; SAYS “: “TODAY THE UNITED STATES AND THE HOLY SEE ARE A WORLD-WIDE FORCE FOR GOOD”

AS COURTS IMPROVE, STATES MOVE TO ENACT SLEW OF PRO-LIFE LAWS

DEAR ALLENTOWN BISHOP SCHLERT:  IF YOU CAN’T STOP FR. MARTIN FROM ADDRESSING YOUR MISERABLE FLOCK, THEN YOU’RE A FRAUD, JUST LIKE YOUR FRANCIS

WILL THE NEW ARCHBISHOP OF WASHINGTON, THE PRO-HOMOSEXUAL WILTON GREGORY, SEE ANY PROBLEMS IN JOINING HANDS WITH PRESIDENT BUTTIGIEG AT A NATIONAL PRAYER BREAKFAST?

FRANCIS’S CHINA TRAGEDY:  A DEAL THAT’S NOT A DEAL AT ALL, JUST AN EVIL OBEDIENCE

FERRARA:  “WHAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DIVINE FOUNDER OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD LEAD A POPE TO LEND THE AUTHORITY OF HIS OFFICE TO THE SUBJUGATION OF FAITHFUL CATHOLICS BY A COMMUNIST REGIME, AND THE BULLDOZING OF THEIR CHURCHES?”

IS A PROTESTANT CHURCH A “MEANS OF SALVATION,” HOLY CARDINAL MULLER?

SPLC MELTDOWN: I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

WHAT FELLOWSHIP HAS LIGHT WITH DARKNESS?

WHERE IS PETER?:  IT’S EXTREMELY IRONIC THAT THOSE WHO MISAPPROPRIATE THE TITLE OF “THE REMNANT,” WOULD DECRY POPE FRANCIS ON ACCOUNT OF HIS MERCY.  THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING A REMNANT ENTAILS. THEY DON’T ENTERTAIN THE ESSENCE OF THE REMNANT, SEE?