Canon212 Update: Even The Mafia Can Kiss the Don’s Ring

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UK PARLIAMENT DEBATES FORCED LIVE ORGAN EXTRACTION IN CHINA

SACRILEGE VIDEO: MOHAMED AND HIS ‘HOLY’ KORAN PRAISED IN SPANISH CATHEDRAL OF LA ALMUDENA

OUR MODERN MOMENT:  JUST LOOK AT ALL THE EVIL!

HOLY SKOJEC OF THE PEACEFUL UNIVERSAL ACCEPTANCE SMEARS ’NOTORIOUS’ GLORIATV NEWS FOR ‘SENSATIONALISM’

WHO IS WORSE:  VENEZUELA’S MADURO OR FRANCE’S MACRON?

STOMPED ON FOR REFUSING TO SPUTTER THE GAY GENDER: WHERE ARE THE MONSTROUS UK BISHOPS IN THIS CHRISTIAN FIGHT?

IN VATICAN HOMILY ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEATH, SHADOWING BENEDICT-MINDER, ABP. GANSWEIN, PRAISES LATE MOTHER ANGELICA, WHOSE AMAZING EWTN APOSTOLATE HAS BEEN LARGELY UNDERMINED

I’M GUESSING BENEDICT PROBABLY WOULDN’T KISS FRANCIS’S RING?

MARK SHEA, AMERICAMAG, AND SHADY BENEDICT INTERVIEWER, SEEWALD:  RING-TRICKY FRANCIS IS JUST FOLLOWING IN HIS PREDECESSOR’S FOOTSTEPS, YOU KNOW.

FR. HUNWICKE: “THE BLOG THEN REMINDS US HOW KEEN PF WAS, NOT LONG AGO, TO HAVE HIS HAND KISSED BY A NEARLY NAKED YOUNG MALE CIRCUS PERFORMER. JOY WOBBLES IN EVERY PONTIFICAL JOWL.”

NO LONGER SOVEREIGN MALTESE CONDOM KNIGHTS OF FRANCIS BRANCHING OUT IN TEN DIFFERENT NEW EVIL DIRECTIONS

WHO DARES TO TRY AND KISS THE RING OF DON BERGOGLIO?

VERRECCHIO ON RINGTRICKY FRANCIS: LET’S PRAY FOR THE BISHOPS AND CARDINALS, THAT OUR LORD MAY GIVE THEM THE GRACE THAT THEY NEED TO TAKE THIS DEMONIC BULL BY THE HORNS, WRESTLE IT TO THE GROUND, AND FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES ACT AS TRUE SHEPHERDS

THE BIG-NOSED ROBBER BARON AND THE FISHWIFE CARDINAL:  WHAT A STRANGE DREAM?  BUT NOT STUPID

FR. Z: MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE FRANCISHAND AFTER SO MUCH GRABBING

“I WOULD SAY THAT WHAT POPE BERGOGLIO WANTS IS BURY EVERY SYMBOL OF PAPAL AUTHORITY”

 

Canon212 Update: Wouldn’t a Burning Church Be a Lot Like Hell?

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WHAT WILL FRANCIS’S NEW RULE ABOUT RELIGIOUS WHO ABANDON THEIR POSTS DUE TO PRIESTS WHO ARE DRIVEN INTO HIDING BY FRANCISFIENDS?

LETTING JUSSIE SMOLLETT GO FREE IS A STEP TOWARD CIVIL WAR

FRANCIS DOESN’T EVEN USE THE RIGHT PAPAL RING ANYWAY.

DESPITE ANY AND ALL ANNOUNCEMENTS TO THE CONTRARY, THE THEOLOGICAL VIRTUE OF HOPE HAS NOT BEEN SUPPRESSED NOR ABROGATED.

HOW MUCH DOES THE FRANCIS SOUND LIKE THAT MASON UP IN HEAVEN?

MOHAMED AND HIS ‘HOLY’ KORAN PRAISED IN SPANISH CATHEDRAL OF LA ALMUDENA

PERVCHURCH: ABP. JEROME LISTECKI, WHO IS ALSO AN OFFICER OF THE US ARMY.  (WOULD YOU FOLLOW HIM INTO A REAL WAR?)

EVEN FR. LONGENECKER’S UPSET WITH THE FRANCIS FOR SNATCHING HIS RING AWAY AND DEMONSTRATING HE’S THE FRAUD THEY KEEP TRYING TO SUPPORT

BREXIT ISN’T THE PROBLEM. IT IS THE SYMPTOM OF THE FAR LARGER ONE THAT YOU CAN’T STEAL YOUR WAY TO INFINITE PROSPERITY.

WHAT IF YOU AWOKE FROM (BRAIN DEATH) A COMA, SAW FRANCIS YANKING HIS RING FROM PEOPLE, AND FOUND OUT BENEDICT WAS STILL ALIVE, WITHOUT BENEFIT OF YEARS OF MEDIA SPIN?

ROTTENBURG BISHOP FURST: “NO INTERCOMMUNION”

IF IT IS TRUE THAT ISLAM AND OTHER RELIGIONS ENJOY THE STATUS OF HAVING BEEN WILLED BY GOD, THEN THERE NEVER NEED HAVE BEEN ONE SINGLE CHRISTIAN MARTYR.

IS FRANCIS WORRIED SOMEONE MIGHT SNATCH HIS RING AWAY AND PRETEND TO BE POPE?

ANOTHER LAWSUIT FILED AGAINST FORMER BISHOP BRANSFIELD: FOR SEXUAL ABUSE OF ADOLESCENTS AND YOUNG ADULTS

WHEELING DIOCESE: HOSPITAL ACCUSED OF ENGAGING IN KICKBACKS

PERVCHURCH: AFTER BEING SWAMPED BY FIENDISH MEDIA FRANCISHENCHMEN, L’OSSERVATORE’S OUTGOING LUCETTA SCARAFFIA WRITES THE FRANCIS A GRACIOUS LETTER

FRANCIS HAS CHURCH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

Canon212 Update: Dear Wagon-Circling Faithful Media: Will Kissing the Holy FrancisRing Get You To Heaven?

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WHERE IS PETER?

WHY DOES A NARCISSIST GO NO CONTACT?

THE HOLY FRANCISPARADIGM: “ECUMENISM IS NOT OPTIONAL”

MARK SHEA’S GOING TO NEED AN ENTIRE WING IN THE CRAZY HOUSE NOW THAT THE MULLER REPORT HAS DROPPED

…AND HE’S USUALLY SO TOUCHY-FEELY!

57 PREACHING PERMITS REVOKED FOR GOV’T-APPROVED CHINESE ‘THREE SELF’ PROTESTANT FRANCISCHURCH.  ONE PREACHER FAILED TO DISMANTLE CROSS AND ALL RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS, COMPLAINED ABOUT REQUIRED FLAG, NATIONAL ANTHEM

SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: AUTHORITIES KNOW EVERYWHERE YOU GO.  “DON’T POST THINGS RECKLESSLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA. ONE SENTENCE COULD GET YOU IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED.”

WE NEED TO ACT LIKE ATHANASIUS DID, AND NOT ACT LIKE SCHNEIDER

THE ONLY FEMINISM I ACCEPT IS THE “NEW FEMINISM” OR “TRUE FEMINISM” OR “REAL FEMINISM” OF PEOPLE LIKE POPE JOHN PAUL II, WHICH IS NOT FEMINISM AT ALL, BUT RATHER A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO CREATE OUR OWN MORALLY ACCEPTABLE CATHOLIC NEWSPEAK

1P5’S SKOJEC:  MAYBE THE DUBIA CARDINALS NEVER FOLLOWED UP LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD BECAUSE THEY REALIZED BISHOP SCHNEIDER’S HOLY HELPLESS ADVICE, AND UNDERSTOOD THAT NOTHING COULD BE DONE.  I’M FEELING SUCH PEACE?!

STEVE SKOJEC POLE-VAULTS OFF BISHOP SCHNEIDER’S DOCTRINE OF HOLY DOCILE USELESSNESS BEFORE FRANCIS THE RINGTRICKER

TRUMP DOJ ASKS APPEALS COURT TO STRIKE DOWN ALL OF OBAMACARE

PENTAGON CHIEF SAYS $1 BILLION OF FUNDING SHIFTED TO BORDER WALL

THE USCCB’S REFUGEE RACKET: WHY MUST WE PRAY FOR OUR OWN INVASION?

THE HOLY UNMOVABLE FRANCIS OF GOD ASKS UNIVERSITIES TO DISSEMINATE HIS CLAIM ‘DIVERSITY OF RELIGIONS’ IS ‘WILLED BY GOD’ (WITHOUT ANY OF THAT ‘PERMISSIVE WILL’ STUFF BP. SCHNEIDER WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL US FOOLS HE SAID HE MEANT)

FOUNDER, BOARD OF VATICAN WOMEN’S MAGAZINE, LUCETTA SCARAFFIA, QUIT, MUSCLED OUT

FAITHFUL MINN. FR. TRECO TO BE EXCOMMUNI-FRANCIS-CATED FOR THIS CATHOLIC HOMILY

THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN NEW YORK TIMES SAYS GOD NOT COHERENT

POPE OF PERVCHURCH CALLS ROME A ‘ZIPPER CITY’ WHICH ‘WELCOMES’ FOREIGN INVADERS FROM BOTH ABOVE AND BELOW