MY CAR WILL REMAIN IN THE GARAGE, I’LL TURN OFF MY AIR-CONDITIONER AND LIVE NATURALLY INSIDE MY HOUSE, GROW MY OWN VEGETABLES, CASH IN MY 401K, NEVER GO ANYWHERE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH NO COVID. THAT’LL SHOW PUTIN!
THE SUPREMES JUST OPENED THE DOOR TO THE END OF AMERICA. THEY JUST OPENED THE BORDERS. TENS OF MILLIONS WILL NOW COME. WHY NOT? THERE’S NOW NOTHING TO STOP THEM. THEY JUST WON THE LOTTERY.
AFTER DESTROYING INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, CHINA’S PRESIDENT XI ARRIVES AT 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF HANDOVER TO CLAIM “BEGINNING OF TRUE DEMOCRACY IN HONG KONG”
PUERTO RICO: DID FRANCISVATICAN’S HOMOSEX MAFIA REMOVE BISHOP FERNÁNDEZ?
THERESIAN MISSION: NEXT ASSOCIATION OF THE FAITHFUL GONE IN FRANCE
THE BLESSED SIMCHA TELLS AMERICAMAG ABOUT AAAAALLLLLLLLL THOSE ANNULMENT RECIPIENTS WHO JUST DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO AND NEEDS YEARS AND YEARS MORE FRANCISPREP
DEATHS ARE UP 40% AMONG WORKING PEOPLE
“A COUNTRY UNABLE TO PREPARE SIMPLE FOOD IS SUPPOSED TO RESIST A RUSSIAN ASSAULT. TAKE IT FROM ME, THE RUSSIAN WILL COME WITH SUGARY DRINKS AND PIZZAS IN TOW, AND THEY’LL GET THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IN NO TIME.”
“THE MOTU PROPRIO CUT OFF THE HEAD OF BENEDICT’S LINE, AND DESIDERIO BURIES ITS CORPSE”
RAYS OF SUN BURSTING THROUGH THE CLOUDS FOR THE RULE OF LAW
MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD AND ALSO THE FEASTS OF JUNIPERO SERRA AND ST. AARON, BROTHER OF MOSES