Canon 212 Update: On Martyrs for Communism

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GAGLIARDUCCI:  THE PONTIFICAL ACADEMY OF SCIENCES IS FULL OF ATHEISTS LIKE HAWKING BECAUSE IT’S A PLACE WHERE “ SCIENCE AND FAITH CAN MEET AND DISCUSS.”

BETRAYED CATHOLICS: POPE FRANCIS AND THE CHINESE COMMUNIST REGIME

CARDINAL NAPIER CAN TAKE HIS PLACE AMONG THE JUDASES.

DOUTHAT: IF FRANCIS DOESN’T WANT SOME FAITHLESS, SINFUL, ANTI-MARRIAGE BISHOP MCELROY CHURCH, HE SHOULD SAY SO.

FRANCISHENCHMAN ABP. (DON VITO) PINTO: FRANCIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE OF MERCY AND HAS INFINITE PATIENCE.  REMOVING CARDINAL HATS IS NOT HIS WAY. I USED TO THINK THAT CARDINAL MEISNER WAS A GOOD GUY.

ACLU SUES CATHOLIC CHARITIES BECAUSE THEY FEED, SHELTER, PROCESS ILLEGAL ALIENS, BUT WON’T GIVE THEM ABORTIONS

“WHAT I WILL DO IS EXPRESS MY ASTONISHMENT AT THE SORRY COLLECTION OF MEDIOCRITIES, SYCOPHANTS, DULLARDS, IDIOTS AND POOFS WHO HAVE ALL CIRCLED THEIR WAGONS AROUND THIS AWFUL POPE.”

DON VITO PINTO: BERGOGLIAN THUG

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN AN INCLUSIVE PLACE WITH NO UNDUE REGARD FOR STRUCTURES? – EURO PRIESTS IMPROVE THE OUR FATHER, AND OTHER FRANCISCHURCH EVENTS.

MAYBE IF THEY TWEETED THAT FRANCIS WAS RAISED FROM THE DEAD IT WOULD STOP THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

AREN’T ALL THESE LUTHER-ESQUE FRANCISBISHOPS AND CARDINALS EXCOMMUNICATED BY VIRTUE OF THEIR OPEN HERESY?

FRANCISGOSPEL: FLEXIBLE WHEN I SAY, RIGID WHEN I SAY.

GOD BLESS CARDINAL BURKE, BISHOP EMERITUS OF ST. LOUIS

BACK FROM HIATUS, FR. LONGENECKER RAPS FRANCISVATICAN FOR CASTRO RESPONSE, “LIBERATION THEOLOGY MUMBO JUMBO”

Canon 212 Update: Big Picture Pope Too Big for Questions

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Hey Muller!  Tell those pencil-pushing detail boys I don’t do dubias.  Maybe you’ll do it.

 

MARTIN SCORSESE, MARRIED FIVE TIMES, DIRECTOR OF THE BLASPHEMOUS THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, AND GLORIFIER OF MOBSTERS, HAS A PRIVATE AUDIENCE WITH FRANCIS

IS OUR CHURCH CAUGHT UP IN THE WORLDWIDE ‘DEMORALIZATION PROCESS’?

SCORCESE KISSES ‘DON FRANCIS’’ RING, DESPITE THE FACT HE DOESN’T LIKE THAT.

PLEASE DELIVER MY GLOBAL WARMING DUBIA TO DR. FRANCIS?

WAR? THE CARDINALS HAVE POINTED THEIR CANNONS ON FORT SUMTER, BUT THEY HAVEN’T STARTED THE CANNONADE YET.

ST. CHARLES DE FOUCAULD SHOWS WHAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO BECOME IF YOU FOLLOW THAT INCESSANT PROMPTING TO BE ALONE WITH THE ALONE.

SLOVAKIA PASSES LAW TO BAN ISLAM FROM BEING REGISTERED AS A RELIGION

TRIVIAL PURSUIT (PAPAL EDITION)

IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY AND THE POPE WANTS GAY MEN TO ‘RESPONSIBLY’ PUT ON A CONDOM

DEAR DUTIFUL NEW HENCHMAN FRANCISCARDINAL FARRELL, IS THIS REALLY THE MOST CHRISTIAN AND BELOVED POPE OF ALL TIME AND SPACE?

 

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 6.14.16

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FRANCIS GETS BOTHERED WHEN PRESS REPORTS WARM RELATIONS BETWEEN HIM AND NON-LIBERAL ARGENTINE PRESIDENT MACRI, RETURNS LARGE DONATION BECAUSE IT HAS TOO MANY EVIL SIXES.

FRANCIS RESPONDS TO PLANTED KID QUESTION: ‘PASTORS WHO WON’T GIVE COMMUNION TO ALL THE CHILDREN SHOULD CLOSE THEIR DOORS. EVERYONE OR NOONE!’

“LET OUR SHARED GRIEF AND OUR COMMON FAITH IN JESUS, WHO CALLED THE PERSECUTED BLESSED..” – CHICAGO’S CUPICH MAKES BEATITUDES ABOUT MURDERED GAY PEOPLE

ARCHBISHOP CUPICH: ORLANDO ATTACK SHOULD RAISE MENTAL ILLNESS AWARENESS

ANOTHER CATHOLIC SCHOLAR RAISES OBJECTIONS TO AMORIS LAETITIA

CDF LETTER DEFINES RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN CHURCH HIERARCHY AND CHARISMATIC GROUPS

IUVENESCIT ECCLESIA

FLORIDA BISHOP LYNCH BLAMES CHRISTIAN FAITH FOR ORLANDO MASSACRE: SADLY, RELIGION ‘OFTEN BREEDS CONTEMPT’ FOR LGBT PEOPLE

TERRI SCHIAVO’S FAMILY COMMENTS ON BP. LYNCH RETIREMENT

MISERY, VIOLENT RIOTS, AND LOOTING ARE NOW A DAILY OCCURRENCE IN SOCIALIST UTOPIA, VENEZUELA

HOW ABOUT A MOTU PROPRIO MAKING CELIBACY OPTIONAL?

FRANCIS: JESUS TAUGHT US TO LOVE OUR ENEMIES, BUT THE DOCTORS OF THE LAW WERE CAUGHT UP IN DETAILS.  HE SHOWED US LOVE IS MORE GENEROUS THAN THE COMMANDMENTS?

ORLANDO TERRORIST’S EX-WIFE, FRIENDS SAY HE WAS A HOMOSEXUAL

TRUMP SPEECH:     I REFUSE TO ALLOW AMERICA TO BECOME A PLACE WHERE GAY PEOPLE, CHRISTIAN PEOPLE, AND JEWISH PEOPLE, ARE THE TARGETS OF PERSECUTION AND INTIMIDATION BY RADICAL ISLAMIC PREACHERS OF HATE AND VIOLENCE.

OBAMA VATICAN AMB. HACKETT IN WAKE OF ISLAMIST MASSACRE OF UNARMED GAY REVELERS: “WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ACCESS TO WEAPONS IN OUR SOCIETY.

FRANCIS: FOOD CAN’T GET TO HUNGRY BUT WEAPONS GO WHEREVER THEY’RE WANTED. ‘STRANGE PARADOX,’ RIGHT?

ONLY 9 MILLION: IS THE JUBILEE OF MERCY ATTRACTING FAR FEWER PILGRIMS TO ROME THAN EXPECTED?

CATHOLIC CHARITIES OF ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS WILL CLOSE FREE CLINIC AND CEASE ITS ADOPTION PROGRAM