TED CRUZ FIGHTS FOR MORE FLEXIBLE EDUCATION SAVINGS ACCOUNTS
AN ASCENSION QUARTET
JOAN OF ARC: “MEN ARE SOMETIMES HANGED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.”
“A PROPAGANDA PERFORMANCE IS TOURING VILLAGES IN JIANGXI PROVINCE, PRESSURIZING PEOPLE TO REPLACE BELIEF IN GOD WITH WORSHIPING THE REGIME.”
POPE OCASIO
FRANCIS, ‘THE HOLY SPIRIT MAKES PEOPLE DYN-O-MITE!’
“I DIDN’T CRITICIZE THE POPE, I ASKED HIM FOR CLARITY” – DUTCH CARDINAL EIJK
FRANCIS GIVES AN INTERVIEW: “I AM CONSERVATIVE”
TX BP. STRICKLAND THANKS LONG-TIME MCCARRICK AIDE MSGR. FIGUEIREDO FOR MCCARRICK REVELATIONS
HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD: I’D TELL TRUMP TO HIS FACE THAT HIS WALL IDEA IS CRUEL AND UNCHRISTIAN, SEE?!
“I WOULDN’T JOIN IF I HAD TO LOOK LIKE THAT!”: KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS OFFICIAL REPUDIATE THEIR TRADITIONAL, OSTENTATIOUS UNIFORM FOR MORE OF A GIRL SCOUT LOOK
IF THE POPE HAS HIS WAY, WE IN THE US AND ELSEWHERE WOULD HAVE UNBRIDLED BABY-SLAUGHTER SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS.
WHY DOES THE POPE HATE THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER OF ITALY?
MATT: SINCE WHEN IS A STATUE OF OUR LADY OF FATIMA IN THE HANDS OF THE PRESIDENT, THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD?
MICHAEL MATT: IT’S GREAT NEWS THAT PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO WIN ELECTIONS IN EUROPE BY APPEALING TO CHRISTIAN ROOTS.
FRANCISCHURCH: “AMERICAN POLITICIANS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS ARE VILIFIED MORE FOR THEIR WELFARE POLICIES – WHICH COULD BE TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM PACEM IN TERRIS!” – CATHOLIC HERALD DOUBLES DOWN ON ANTI-CAPITALISM, BLAMES POPES.