8 WEEKS: ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA ONE STEP AWAY FROM MARTIAL LAW; GOVERNOR NEWSOM SAYS 56% OF RESIDENTS WILL BE INFECTED
SSPX HAVING MASS, BUT YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO ENSURE THE PROPER SPACING. AND NO LITTLE KIDS!
CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS: THE DIOCLETIAN ‘POPE’
ST. JOSEPH, “LORD AND RULER OF HIS HOUSEHOLD” WHICH IS JESUS AND MARY, WE ASK YOU TO IMPLORE THE “IMMACULATE VIRGIN MARY,” YOUR SPOUSE, TO IMPLORE “JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD” TO SAVE THE CHURCH FROM THE HEROD-LIKE “ENEMIES ON EVERY SIDE”
CANCELCHURCH SKOJEC OF THE BLESSED VIRUS: ‘THE CONFESSION BOX HAS ME WORRIED AT THIS POINT, YOU DUMMY’
TIM GORDAN TO STEVE SKOJEC: IF YOU WERE TRULY A GRIFTER, YOU’D BE PROFITING OFF YOUR REALLY FUNNY JABBA THE HUT IMPRESSIONS!
CONFUSED CATHOLIC: O, STEVE. MANY WHERE I’M FROM SCOFF AT ALL THE HOLY MASS CANCELLATIONS. SKOJEC: THOSE PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND OBEDIENCE!
CALIFORNIA FRANCISGOVERNOR NEWSOM: IT’S NOT MY PREFERRED CHOICE TO LOCK ALL 40 MILLION OF YOU BASTARDS UP IN YOUR HOUSES, BUT…
BR. BUGNOLO TO FRANCIS’S ‘FIRED’ PRIESTS: “RETURN TO POPE BENEDICT XVI AND TO THE CHURCH OF THE LIGHT.”
EVIL LUXEMBOURG CD. HOLLERICH IN QUARANTINE
FAITHLESS FRANCIS USES LEFT HAND FOR MAKING SIGN OF THE CROSS
FOR BP. SCHNEIDER MANKIND HAS BECOME A PRISONER OF A “SANITARY DICTATORSHIP” OF WHICH THE BAN OF PUBLIC WORSHIP IS AN IMPORTANT SIDE-EFFECT.
HUNGARIAN FRANCISBISHOPS ALLOW “ABSOLUTION” WITHOUT CONFESSION BECAUSE OF THE BLESSED VIRUS
PANIC VECTOR PLANET: CONSIDER YOUR SOURCES
ARSONISTS SET FIRE TO THE CHURCH OF SAINT-APOLLINAIRE IN EASTERN FRANCE
WHY DID YOU DEPRIVE MY PEOPLE OF THE MASS?
CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS TO THOSE WHO NEED TO GO TO CONFESSION: TELL GOD YOU’LL GO AS SOON AS SOMEONE LETS YOU. HE’S YOUR FATHER, YOU KNOW.
A CHURCH WITHOUT SACRAMENTS IS A WORSE NIGHTMARE THAN ANY VIRUS
AP MISLEADS, INFERS PRIESTS SAID TO HAVE DIED FROM CORONA HAD ‘BLESSED THE DYING’ DESPITE SACRAMENT LOCKDOWNS.
FAITHLESS, CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCISVATICAN PERMITS BISHOPS TO GRANT ILLEGAL GENERAL ABSOLUTION DURING STUNTVIRUS SCARE
ANTONIO SOCCI EXPLAINS THE UNDEMOCRATIC NEW POLICE STATE
“TAKE YOUR SORRY DIRECTLY TO GOD” – CATHOLIC CHURCH-CANCELLING FRANCIS ESTABLISHES HIS ENFORCED PROTESTANTISM
FAITHLESS COMMUNIST JESUIT GENERALISSIMO SOSA DISCUSSES INTEGRAL ECOLOGY, GLOBAL WARMING, POLLUTION, DEPLETION OF RESOURCES, DEFORESTATION, LIVABILITY AND BEAUTY OF URBAN SPACES, VIRTUOUS BEHAVIOR, AND GOOD GOVERNANCE OF CITIES