Canon212 Update: A Hellish Inferno Where There Once Was a Church

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UMBLE FEET-KISSER:  BUT THOSE WERE SAINTLY POPES, AND THIS ONE HERE IS AN EVIL CLOWN

WHY DID BENEDICTBOT MENTION THE EUCHARIST IN HIS ABUSE ESSAY?

“GREGORY IS THE JOE BIDEN OF THE U.S. CHURCH — SOMEONE WHO’S BEEN AROUND FOREVER AND IS BROADLY POPULAR, ESPECIALLY AMONG MORE LEFT-LEANING CATHOLICS?!” – WAPO’S BOORSTEIN GLOSSES OVER THE HOLY WILTON OF WASHINGTON

THE HOLY FRANCIS OF GOD HONORS SPAGHETTI-WESTERN COMPOSER, ENNIO MORRICONE

ICON OF DISGRACED STEUBENVILLE U, SCOTT HAHN, HONORS STUDENTS AT DISGRACED CATHOLIC U OF AMERICA FOR VOTING DOWN PORN ON THE SCHOOL NETWORK (BUT STILL HAVING ACCESS TO IT THROUGH CELL PLANS)

SHOULD DEMENTIA BE ADDED TO HERESY, THE ELECTION, AND BXVI’S ABDICATION AS A REASON TO INVESTIGATE FRANCIS’S PAPAL VALIDITY?

IN DEFENSE OF POPE BENEDICT

FROM NOW ON IT’S FLUFFY BUNNIES AND ROSE PETALS

“WHEN THEY RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE IN SEATTLE, MCDONALDS CUT THEIR DOLLAR MENU. THIS HURT HOMELESS PEOPLE BECAUSE OF LOT OF THEM DEPEND ON THE DOLLAR MENU FOR FOOD. HIGHER MINIMUM WAGES DON’T REALLY HELP US.”

YOU FAITHFUL CATHOLICS MAY NOT KISS MY RING, BUT PLEASE, O, HOLY MUSLIM LEADERS, MAY I PLEASE KISS YOUR SHOES OF PEACE?

FRANCISCHURCH: ST. JOSEPH’S PARISH IN OTTAWA USING HOSTS THAT AREN’T BREAD AT ALL

‘AUTISTIC’ FR. MATTHEW SCHNEIDER, BRANDON VOGT:  “YOUR ‘SEXUALITY’ DOESN’T DEFINE YOU; YOU’RE MORE THAN WHO YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO OR HE SLEEP WITH.” – IS THIS CATHOLIC?

MORRICONE:  “I DON’T LIKE IT AT ALL. GREGORIAN CHANT IS A VITAL AND IMPORTANT TRADITION OF THE CHURCH” AND TO “MIX RELIGIOUS WORDS WITH PROFANE, WESTERN SONGS IS HUGELY GRAVE, HUGELY GRAVE”

POPENEWS:  BENEDICTBOT IS NOT THE REAL RATZINGER

WAFFLING CD. MULLER: BENEDICTBOT WROTE THE LETTER.  GANSWEIN ONLY HELPED, OK?.  THERE CAN BE NO RIFT BETWEEN BXVI AND THE FRANCIS: THAT’S JUST POLITICS.  EACH POPE HAS HIS MISSION THAT IS SERVING THE CHURCH OF ST. PETER, BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE POPE?!

RADICALCATHOLIC: PEOPLE ARE RESORTING TO DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS A WAY OF COPING WITH BENEDICT XVI’S RECENT LETTER. HEY, @POPE_NEWS, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY PUTIN? HUH, HUH.

NASTY FRANCIS: GOLGOTHA WAS “COMPLETE DENIAL” OF GOD’S PROMISE?!

SAVIOR CD. SARAH: “TO ASSERT THAT I OPPOSE THE (ANTI-CATHOLIC) POPE IS AT THE SAME TIME UNJUST AND DISHONEST?!”

GANG OF SIX CD. GRACIAS: NEW VATICAN FRANCISCONSTITUTION WILL RESIST CENTRALIZATION IN ROME

SWEDISH GLOBAL WARMING PROPAGANDA KID, GRETA, PROMISES THE FRANCIS AN AUDIENCE

CATHOLIC HEADLINES 4.14.19

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ON PALM SUNDAY, FAITHLESS FRANCIS SAYS JESUS DIDN’T ANSWER PILATE BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO ACT LIKE A ‘SUPERSTAR,’ THAT HE DIED ON THE CROSS BECAUSE HE WASN’T A TRIUMPHALIST (SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES THE CATHOLIC FAITH IS TRUE)

PALM FRANCISSUNDAY:  SEE!  JESUS TOLD PETER NOT TO SEIZE THE SWORD, OK?!

THERE ARE, AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, A SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO RIGHTLY SUSPECT THAT BENEDICT’S ABDICATION WAS FISHY.

AT THE MERCY OF FRANCISRULERS, AND SHORT ON ELECTRICITY, FOOD AND WATER, VENEZUELANS RETURN TO RELIGION

WHY DISNEY IS DARK

REMEMBER THAT EVIL PEOPLE LOVE TO PLAY THE VICTIM AS THEY VILIFY THE TRUE VICTIM.

FRANCISCHURCH: HOW I WAS MADE PRIMATE OF ENGLAND FOR SUGGESTING WESTMINSTER CATHEDRAL BE TURNED INTO A MOSQUE?

MOUNT ST MARY SITUATION:  WE INVITED A THIRD GENERATION KENNEDY TO SPEAK BECAUSE OF HIS HOLY ‘SAVE THE CHILDREN’ WORK, NOT BECAUSE HE’S PRO-DEATH, OK?

THE TIME A CARDINAL OF LIMA CONDEMNED FRANCIS’S HOLY MAMBO

RORATE:  THE RATZINGER LETTER WAS SUBLIME!

JESUS DIDN’T SUCCUMB TO TRIUMPHALISM OR ACT LIKE SOME SUPERMAN THE WAY THE DEVIL WANTED! FRANCIS HURLS CONTEMPT, USES CHRIST HIMSELF TO RAIL AGAINST BELIEVING THE CATHOLIC FAITH IS TRUE, SUPERIOR.

NEW BOOK ON POPE FRANCIS’ ELECTION REVEALS THE MAIN KINGMAKERS

CFN’S MCCALL ON BENEDICTBOT’S PERVCHURCH EXCUSE LETTER:  BENEDICT CLEARLY, ALTHOUGH NOT STATING SO EXPLICITLY, REJECTS THE ENTIRE PROGRAM OF THE PAPACY OF FRANCIS, OK?  YOU JUST HAVE TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SEE?

A PAIR OF SEMINARIANS KEVIN & DEREK

FRANCISCHURCH: “WHEN PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME ABOUT THE IDEA OF MARRIED MEN BECOMING PRIESTS, I POINT OUT THAT OUR EASTERN SIBLINGS HAVE SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO DO IT — BUT I ALSO NOTE THAT THEIR CONGREGATIONS TEND TO BE SMALLER”

RORATE PETITION FOR TASMANIAN FR. RYNNE WHO, AFTER BEING SPAT UPON FOR BEING CATHOLIC, WAS REMOVED BY HIS FRANCISBISHOP

COMMUNIST FRANCISVATICAN:  WHAT MAKES ITALY’S FONTANA THE HATE OBJECT OF A FRANCISLITURGIST, ANDREA GRILLO? HE IS OPPOSED TO ABORTION, MASS IMMIGRATION, GAY MARRIAGE, GENDER IDEOLOGY AND VISITS MASS EVERY SUNDAY IN THE TRADITIONAL RITE.

HOLY CENSORED FRANCISWISDOM: “THE SHOCKING FACT IS THIS: THIS CLOWN IS SO UNHINGED THAT HIS WORDS MUST BE HIDDEN FROM THE WORLD”

THE WORSE FRANCIS LOOKS, THE BETTER FOR CATHOLICISM.

MICHAEL MATT, WHO’S SURE BXVI IS DEFINITELY NOT POPE, ON HIS EXCUSE LETTER:  THERE CAN BE LITTLE DOUBT THAT FRANCIS HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS LETTER’S EXISTENCE BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED…ELSE, SURELY, IT WOULD NEVER HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY?!

FRANCISCHURCH:  USCCB’S CATHOLIC NEWS OUTLET DEFENDS THE WASHINGTON POST (AND THEMSELVES) IN COUNTER-SUIT AGAINST MALIGNED COVINGTON CATHOLIC BOYS!

Canon212 Update: Don’t Be Led By The BenedictBot. It’s Not Going Anywhere Good.

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FEET KISSER: ARE PEOPLE IN ROME BEGINNING TO WONDER IF FRANCIS IS CRAZY JUST NOW?

ITALIAN MEDIA WARNS: VATICAN CENSORING ENTIRE  BLOCKS OF HOLY UTTERANCES FROM HIS BENT-OVER HUMBLENESS

WHICH ONE IS MAGDALENE?

“YOU SAID YOU’D RETIRE IN SILENCE!’ – NCR FRANCISTHEOLOGIANS WORRY THE EMERITUS ACTING TOO POPE-LIKE

STRETCH:  CNA’S CONDON SEES ‘ZERO TOLERANCE’ IN THE BENEDICTBOT’S LETTER

GUSHING ABP. CHAPUT: THE ‘RATZINGER’ ESSAY LACKS SOME OF THE RIGOR OF HIS EARLIER FORMAL WRITINGS, BUT HIS WORDS ARE NONETHELESS AS CLEAR AND PENETRATING AS EVER!.  HE HAS MOMENTS OF INSIGHT AND GENIUS THAT FALL LIKE RAIN IN A DESERT, ESPECIALLY TODAY!

DEMOCRATS TARGET BLACK BABIES, TRY TO SILENCE BLACK CONSERVATIVES

NBC BRINGS BACK THAT EVIL BANNON/BURKE ANTI-FRANCIS ALLIANCE, LOOKS TO MAX BEANS FOR HOLY GUIDANCE!

VORIS VISITS SAINT BENEDICT CENTER NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE FRANCISCHURCH IS TREATED THEM LIKE HERETICS JUST FOR BEING CATHOLIC

CHRIS FERRARA:  I HAVE NO INTENTION OF WADING THROUGH THE 67 PAGES OF CHRISTUS VIVIT.  A FEW DROPS OF STRYCHNINE IN THE BOUILLABAISSE RENDER THE WHOLE FARRAGO FATAL TO SOUND ORTHODOXY.

FERRARA ON CHRISTUS VIVIT: WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN ABSURD ANTHROPOMORPHIZING OF THE CHURCH, REDUCED TO A BUNDLE OF PROJECTIONS REFLECTING THE INSECURE MANHOOD OF THE AUTHORS OF THIS EFFETE DIATRIBE.

NEW YORK: WHEN THEY FORCE FRANCISCHURCH CONFESSORS TO REVEAL ABUSE-RELATED SINS, WILL THEY NOT COMPLY?

PERVCHURCH IN GUAM:  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET NEITHER ZERO TOLERANCE NOR TRANSPARENCY?

NO GUSH FROM 1P5’S SKOJEC ON THE BENEDICTBOT LETTER:  “IT’S DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY EXACTLY WHAT THE POINT OF THIS DOCUMENT IS. IT TELLS US NOTHING NEW. IT PROPOSES NO SOLUTIONS”

OUR LADY OF SORROWS

VOX CANTORIS:  IT IS TIME, FATHER RATZINGER, LONG PAST TIME FOR YOU TO COME CLEAN.  ISSUE ANOTHER LETTER AND TAKE BACK YOUR THRONE!