VICAR OF SIN PRETENDS THAT NORMAL PEOPLE ARE JUST AS DEPRAVED AS HIS MISERABLE FREAKCHURCH, WHICH IS NOW ‘PURIFIED’: “THE CHURCH USED TO FOLLOW THE CONDUCT THAT IS FOLLOWED IN FAMILIES AND NEIGHBORHOODS: IT COVERS UP.”
VATICAN NEWS ‘YOUTH’: THE HOLY FRANCIS INVITED US TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER, TO HELP EACH OTHER WHEN WE FALL, TO NEVER STOP GETTING BACK UP AND TO “RIDE THE WAVE” OF LIFE, REMINDING THAT THERE IS A PLACE IN THE CHURCH FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US, DAMMIT!
FRANCISCONTRIBUTOR PORSCHE REMOVES STATUE OF CHRIST FROM BRAZLIAN SKYLINE IN AD, APOLOGIZES
WYD VICAR OF CHEAP SLOGANS: THE ONLY TIME YOU’RE PERMITTED TO LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE IS WHEN YOU’RE PICKING THEM UP, UNLESS THEY’RE FAITHFUL CATHOLICS.
THE BEATIFIC FRANCISVISION: IF THAT’S JESUS LOOKING AT ME, THEN I’M REALLY CONFUSED.
GTV ON PLANEFRANCIS’S ‘GNOSTIC REDUCTIONS:’ “HE WAFFLED IN FRONT OF A BAFFLED AUDIENCE.”
WYD: THE FRANCIS OF LOVE PUTS FINISHING TOUCH ON WORLD LONGEST PORNO-MURAL?
PREDICTABLE: FRANCIS QUOTES LATE, DERANGED, BLASPHEMOUS, CHURCH-HATING COMMUNIST JOSÉ SARAMAGO AT HIS WYD VICTIMS
WYD: FOOD DELIVERY BOXES AS NOVUS ORDO “TABERNACLE”