VICAR OF SIN PRETENDS THAT NORMAL PEOPLE ARE JUST AS DEPRAVED AS HIS MISERABLE FREAKCHURCH, WHICH IS NOW ‘PURIFIED’: “THE CHURCH USED TO FOLLOW THE CONDUCT THAT IS FOLLOWED IN FAMILIES AND NEIGHBORHOODS: IT COVERS UP.”
VATICAN NEWS ‘YOUTH’: THE HOLY FRANCIS INVITED US TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER, TO HELP EACH OTHER WHEN WE FALL, TO NEVER STOP GETTING BACK UP AND TO “RIDE THE WAVE” OF LIFE, REMINDING THAT THERE IS A PLACE IN THE CHURCH FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US, DAMMIT!
FRANCISCONTRIBUTOR PORSCHE REMOVES STATUE OF CHRIST FROM BRAZLIAN SKYLINE IN AD, APOLOGIZES
WYD VICAR OF CHEAP SLOGANS: THE ONLY TIME YOU’RE PERMITTED TO LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE IS WHEN YOU’RE PICKING THEM UP, UNLESS THEY’RE FAITHFUL CATHOLICS.
THE BEATIFIC FRANCISVISION: IF THAT’S JESUS LOOKING AT ME, THEN I’M REALLY CONFUSED.
GTV ON PLANEFRANCIS’S ‘GNOSTIC REDUCTIONS:’ “HE WAFFLED IN FRONT OF A BAFFLED AUDIENCE.”
WYD: THE FRANCIS OF LOVE PUTS FINISHING TOUCH ON WORLD LONGEST PORNO-MURAL?
PREDICTABLE: FRANCIS QUOTES LATE, DERANGED, BLASPHEMOUS, CHURCH-HATING COMMUNIST JOSÉ SARAMAGO AT HIS WYD VICTIMS
WYD: FOOD DELIVERY BOXES AS NOVUS ORDO “TABERNACLE”
Decades ago and now infinitely more, we know that teens and young adults crave the neurological heroin of “Netopia,” the electronic dreamworld which can postpone maturity indefinitely. Everyone is a star or fantasy hero who can be or do anything in his/her own reality show. There are over 35 million “binge players” in the U.S. alone, connected to billions of devices of gamers internationally.
I imagine that the WYD planners tapped into that mindset and offered a new kind of entertainment to Gen X, Y, and Z. On the jumbotron is the face of Big Brother Francis offering a pop culture church with endless distractions but no mortal sin and no hell, a church where you can take a holiday from Reality whenever, wherever, and however long you like.
As Warhol once said, “It’s all good and it’s all for you.”
Archbishop Vigano summed it up yesterday: “Bergoglio’s eagerness to appear in all the events that are openly hostile to Christ ought to be enough for us to understand how completely alien, foreign, incompatible, and heterogeneous he is with respect to the role he holds.”