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1P5 WRITER ERIC SAMMONS, WHO’S IN COMMUNION WITH EVERY EVIL HERETIC IN FRANCIS’S PERVCHURCH, CALLS PEOPLE WHO QUESTION THE CANONICAL VALIDITY OF BXVI’S ABDICATION ‘NUTTY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WHO THINK THEIR THOUGHTS MATTER.’

BUFFALO PERVBISHOP MALONE OUT

VIOLENT MALE CONVICTS CLAIMING TO BE ‘TRANS’ ARE TERRORIZING WOMEN IN ALL-FEMALE CANADIAN JAILS

BUSH FLUNKIE PETER WEHNER AND ALL THOSE HOLY ‘REPUBLICAN CHRISTIANS’ AGAINST TRUMP

ANCHORESS:  “FLOUNCY” BP. SHEEN MAY END UP BEING A GOOD SAINT FOR GAY PEOPLE!

‘BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED.  BUT I’M NOT SORRY, AND I’M GOING TO WAIT FOR A POPE WHO’S NOT A EVIL FOOL TO CHANGE THE SINS BACK.’

POPE ISSUE:  DID FAVORITE FRANCISCARDINALS CUPICH, FARRELL, TOBIN, AND BISHOP MCELROY SQUEAL ABOUT BISHOP SHEEN, THE CATHOLIC, BECOMING A ‘BLESSED’?  WAS IT JOLLY CD. DOLAN AGAIN?

GAY FRANCISCANDIDATE ANDREW YANG SQUIRTS WHIPPED CREAM INTO KNEELING SUPPORTER’S MOUTH

DID THE SYNOD FAST-TRACK THE GREAT WARNING?

FRANCIS AND THE EVIL MAGISTERIUM OF ‘PROCESS’ AND CONTRADICTION

HONG KONG PROTEST MOVEMENT IS SPREADING

CARDINAL ZEN: “CONTACTS WITH VATICAN DISASTROUS”, “THERE’S NO HOPE, NO HOPE AT ALL. NO HOPE.”

FRANCIS’ COMMISSIONERS JUST KILLED ANOTHER NUNNERY

SCHÖNBORN ABUSES OUR LADY FOR GAY SHOW – THREE DAYS LATER: PULMONARY EMBOLISM

A PULCHRITUDINOUS RESPITE

FOR MOBILE USERS IN CHINA, ONE ‘WRONG’ WORD MEANS PUNISHMENT

IS THE FRANCIS/CUBA/CHINA AXIS OF EVIL COLLAPSING?

NEW AND IMPROVED SOVEREIGN MALTESE CONDOM KNIGHTS OF FRANCIS SPONSORED THE DEGENERATE EVENT WITH DRAG QUEEN IN CD. SCHONBORN’S CATHEDRAL

LIFETIME CHANNEL’S ‘CHRISTMAS’ HOMO-BLASPHEMY

FLASHY 1P5:  IF YOU’VE CEASED GIVING TO YOUR BISHOPS, GIVE IT TO US!  IT’S NON-PROFIT GIVING TUESDAY, YOU KNOW!

MUNDABOR: THE BEST THING TO DO WHEN VISITING A CHRISTMAS MARKET IS LIKELY AN ACT OF CONTRITION, AS SINCERE AS YOU CAN MUSTER. THERE AREN’T MANY WAYS TO AVOID THE IMPACT OF AN EXPLODING JOYOUS ENCOUNTER BOMB AFTER ALL.

DOES BUFFALO REALLY WANT A FR. ROY HERBERGER NATIVITY SCENE MUSEUM?

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PIEPER, SCHUMACHER, AND THE MOTHER OF ALL VIRTUES

EVERYONE IN PURGATORY WILL BE A SAINT

ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ: VATICAN II’S NOSTRA AETATE EXHIBITS “TERRIBLE DISCONTINUITY” WITH PRE-CONCILIAR MAGISTERIUM

HOW PACHAMAMA CONQUERED COWBOY HAT AND THE TALLAHASSEE LAWYER

FRANCISEFFECT:  U.S. FERTILITY RATE HITS RECORD LOW AFTER FOUR CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF DECLINE

“POSSESSION OF GIANT KILLER BEES IS SINFUL,” SAYS POPE

BALD-FACED PLANEFRANCIS:  I WOULDN’T SAY A WORD ABOUT MY FRIEND, EVO, AND HIS BOLIVIAN OUSTER.  I’M TOO STUPID AND INCOMPETENT FOR THAT ONE!

DOES CANON 17 REFUTE LIFESITENEWS’ THEOLOGIAN: “BENEDICT [MUST HAVE]… THOUGHT: I ONLY WANT TO RESIGN THE MINISTERIUM IF IT IS IN FACT DISTINCT FROM THE MUNUS”?

IN A FIRST, WV BISHOP DEMANDS HIS PREDECESSOR APOLOGIZE, PAY RESTITUTION

IT IS CLEAR EVEN TO MY SQUIRREL THAT IT WAS EXACTLY ATOMIC WEAPONS THAT GAVE US THE LONGEST PERIOD OF PEACE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WEST.

YOU NEED TO DISARM YOURSELVES. OTHERWISE, HOW WILL NORTH KOREA BE ABLE TO BLACKMAIL YOU ALL? THEY ARE COMMIES, YOU KNOW. QUITE AFTER MY LIKING!!”

POPE FART BLATHERS ABOUT ATOMIC WEAPONS

1P5’S STEFANIE NICHOLAS: I LOVE YOU JORGE, AND I THINK OF YOU IN A HUMAN WAY, AND I’M GOING TO PRETEND YOU’RE A BABY SO I DON’T COMPLETELY LOSE MY FAITH IN GOD INSISTING THAT YOU’RE DEFINITELY POPE AND BLAMING HIM FOR YOU!?

BANGKOK – POPE CALLS FOR HUMANISM, NOT CONVERSION TO JESUS