JAN 6TH DETAINEES BEING TREATED LIKE CHINESE PRISONERS
“I MEAN, AFTER ALL, WHO WOULDN’T TRUST A VACCINE THAT IS JUST-THIS-SIDE-OF FORCIBLY GIVEN TO YOU?”
COMMUNION FOR PROTESTANTS: THE WORST POPE IN THE HISTORY OF THE CHURCH WILL PROBABLY GET RIGHT ON THIS.
LEAVE THE CHURCH? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I LEAVE THE CHURCH? I’M NOT SCANDALIZED.
MALTA PRESIDENT VELLA: I WOULD RATHER RESIGN THAN SIGN ABORTION BILL
GERMAN DISSENT — WHO’S TO BLAME & WHAT DOES THE CHURCH TEACH?
BITTER WINTER: JESUIT STEPHEN CHOW SAU-YAN IS A COMPROMISE CHOICE BETWEEN PRO-BEIJING CANDIDATE PETER CHOY AND HIS ANTI-CCP RIVAL, JOSEPH HA.
FRANCISCHANGES TO WELL-VACCINATED LITTLE SISTERS OF THE POOR, CHICAGO?
OOOPS: ALL THOSE FRAUDULENT VIRUSDEATHS AND VIRUSCASES ARE MAKING THE WORTHLESS DEATHVAXX LOOK BAD. BETTER DO A 180
FRANCISCHURCH: EXILED CANONS OF SAINT PETER’S BASILICA MET ON MAY 18 WITH THE BASILICA’S NEW ARCHPRIEST, CARDINAL MAURO GAMBETTI, FORCED TO DITCH THEIR CASSOCKS.
FORMER SALZBURG AUXILIARY BISHOP ANDREAS LAUN: GOD LAUGHS AT THESE GAY FLAG CLERGY
VIGANÒ: THERE IS A “SINGLE SCRIPT UNDER A SINGLE DIRECTION” – IN ALLIANCE WITH FRANCIS
UK ORDINARIATE FR. HUNWICKE PRAISES DE MATTEI’S WEASELLY ENDORSEMENT OF MANDATORY COVID DEATHVAXXES, BLAMES RATZINGER
IF ONLY WE COULD TRULY UNDERSTAND THAT SUFFERING IS THE FASTEST ROAD TO “HEAVENLY JOY.” WOULDN’T OUR ATTITUDE TOWARD THE CHALLENGES AND DIFFICULTIES OF LIFE CHANGE?
ETHIOPIA: 78 ORTHODOX PRIESTS KILLED BY MUSLIM ERITREAN SOLDIERS IN THE PAST FIVE MONTHS. WOMEN CONTINUOUSLY RAPED. HANDS AND LEGS CUT OFF.
EVIL FRANCISTWEETER: TECHNOLOGY BASED ON THE USE OF HIGHLY POLLUTING FOSSIL FUELS NEEDS TO BE REPLACED WITHOUT DELAY. HUMANITY MUST HAVE HOPE!
FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN TO START RECEIVING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS PER MONTH IN FUNNY MONEY. THAT’S CATHOLIC, RIGHT?
INDIAN FRANCISCHURCH HERO, FR. STAN SWAMY, STILL IN PRISON FOR BEING A SEDITIOUS COMMUNIST HAS CONTRACTED THE BLESSED COVID, THUS MAKING HIM A FULL FUTURE SAINT
BIDEN SCORNING THE SECRET FORMULA OF AMERICAN PROSPERITY
LUTHER AND FRANCIS: FAITHLESS FATHERS OF WOKENESS
CDC: THE VACCINATED HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ACCURATE CAUSE OF DEATH.
NEW HONG KONG JESUIT FRANCISBISHOP CHOW WANTS ‘PLURALITY OF OPINIONS’ AMONG HIS FIERCE ANTI-COMMUNIST FLOCK; WEASELS OUT OF COMMEMORATING TIANANMEN SQUARE
WRONGHEADED NCREPORTER FINDS UKRAINIAN CATHOLICS ‘FRIGHTENED OF RUSSIAN AGGRESSION’ IN JOE BIDEN’S NEW OBAMA-LIKE DYSTOPIA
WAS THE CONTINUOUS TIME MAG. FUNDED VATICAN II PARTY JUST A BIG GAY DISCO?
CNA, JERUSALEM FRANCISPATRIARCH PIZZABALLA BLAME ISRAEL FOR MOUNTING DEATH TOLL
REMNANT/ 1P5’S HILARY WHITE: SOCIAL MEDIA’S MADE EVERYONE LOSE THEIR MINDS ABOUT THE HOLY, LIFE-SAVING DEATHVAXX!
SAINT POPE JOHN I
NO, MR. DE MATTEI AND PROF. SEIFERT, THE HUMAN RACE DOESN’T NEED A TOXIC COCKTAIL OF DEAD BABY PARTS PUSHED BY MALTHUSIAN EUGENICISTS SO YOU DON’T GET A COLD.
IT’S “WELCOME BACK CARTER.” EXCEPT ADD A DASH OF DEMENTIA.
KEEPING THE LIE, FRANCIS EDITION
FRANCIS’S HOLY PRO-FAMILY SPEECH: “IT JUST AS EASILY COULD HAVE BEEN DELIVERED BY KLAUS SCHWAB, HEAD OF THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM (WEF), OR THE UN SECRETARY GENERAL, ANTÓNIO GUTERRES. SURPRISED? NAH, ME NEITHER.”
RIO’S VACCINE REDEEMER: ONLY SATAN, THE FATHER OF LIES, COULD EVER SUGGEST TO MEN IN THE LARGEST CATHOLIC COUNTRY IN THE WORLD (BRAZIL) THAT A VACCINE-OF-DEATH SHOULD REPLACE THE LORD-OF-LIFE IN HIS SALVIFIC MISSION.