Canon212 Update: I’m a Brand New Catholic Intellectual and Everything’s FrancisTastic!

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MY DAUGHTER THINKS SHE’S TRANSGENDER. HER PUBLIC SCHOOL UNDERMINED MY EFFORTS TO HELP HER.

IT APPEARS THAT FRANCIS IS A HEGELIAN PANENTHEIST, A UTOPIAN WHO’S ALWAYS TRYING TO ‘ACTUALIZE THE INCARNATION’ AND OBLITERATES THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL

HONG KONG AND 1776

INVESTIGATE THE ACTIVITY OF CARDINAL PELL’S SUPPORTERS ON TWITTER?  WHO DO THESE AUSSIE BUREAUCRATS THINK THEY ARE?

PERVCHURCH:  BEAUTIFUL ST. MICHAEL’S CHURCH IN FELLS POINT, BALTIMORE BECOMES BREWERY, BEER TANKS WHERE GOD USED TO BE.

SCOTLAND: EVIL BISHOP OF MOTHERWELL TO CLOSE DOWN CARFIN GROTTO

FRANCISSCHEME: INTERNATIONAL FUNDING MARKED FOR INDIGENOUS PHILIPPINE PEOPLE, DIVERTED TO MAOIST SCHOOLS

FORMER SEMINARIAN REVEALS THE OPUS DEI ‘KARADIMA’ WHILE ‘THE WORK’ GETS A NEW PERV HOTLINE

“FOR THE MOST PART, EVEN REMNANT ORTHODOX CATHOLIC FAMILIES ARE MATRIARCHIES?”

NIGERIAN PRIEST TO FRANCISHERETICS:  A THING CAN’T BE A SIN ONE DAY AND GOOD ANOTHER

WELL DONE: “HOLY NAME SISTERS CHEERFULLY SIGN A GOVERNANCE COVENANT & WAIT FOR THE DEATH OF THE ORDER”

SYDNEY: MAN SHOUTING “ALLAHU AKBAR” STABS WOMAN, IS CHASED DOWN AND DETAINED BY THREE BRAVE BRITS.

HUMANS ARE THE SATAN OF THE EARTH:  FIVE LEO BOFF WAYS TO PREPARE FOR FRANCIS’S EVIL AMAZON SYNOD

Canon212 Update: FrancisSaints and ‘Good Guy’ Bishops

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STEUBENVILLE:  WUERL’S SUBVERSIVE PLANT WILLIAM GORMAN APPARENTLY ON HIS WAY OUT

FRANCISCAN UNIVERSITY OF FRANCISVILLE:  DESPICABLE CARDINAL CUPICH SET TO ADDRESS STEUBENVILLE ‘YOUTH SYNOD?’

MAY ARCHBISHOP SHEEN FINALLY REST IN PEACE.

ABOMINATIONS OF DESOLATION CONTINUE APACE

IF NOBODY WILL DEPOSE HERETIC FRANCIS, MAYBE HE CAN JUST BE REDACTED.

FUZHOU:  AMID RAIDS AND CRACKDOWNS, CLERGY AND CONGREGATIONS OF WHAT USED TO BE CHINA’S UNDERGROUND CATHOLIC CHURCH ARE CONTINUING TO RESIST BEING GOVERNED BY THE FRANCISSTATE, REFUSING ‘STATEMENTS OF COMMITMENT’

FRANCISMERCY: SECOND CITY REFUSING TO PROSECUTE SHOPLIFTERS ANYMORE.

ORTHODOX GEORGIA FIRMLY REJECTS GAY PRIDE, GETS THE DEEP STATE FRANCISCOUP INSTEAD.

ORTHODOX CHURCH IN RUSSIA EXPERIENCING A REAL SPRINGTIME

FR. HUNWICKE ON FRANCIS’S HERETICAL ATTACK ON EASTERN CATHOLICS: ABSOLUTE NONSENSE, HOLY FATHER!! HERE’S YET ANOTHER THING YOU’VE GOT WRONG!!

TURIN: RETIRED FRANCISBISHOP OF PINEROLO CELEBRATES RAMADAN

PRIESTLY AWAKENING:  THEN, “IT FINALLY DAWNED ON ME THAT THE DYSFUNCTION COULD BE DEMONIC”

NAKED BUNGEE BACHELORETTE CHRISTIANS:  I PRAY FOR THE BLIND TO SEE BECAUSE ONCE NOT TOO LONG AGO I WAS ONE OF THOSE BLIND FRANCISIDIOTS STUMBLING AROUND IN PROTESTANTISM THINKING JUST BECAUSE I LOVED JESUS I WAS SAVED AND HAD NOTHING TO FEAR

Canon212 Update: Catholics Aren’t Call Center Employees Stuffing Three Ring Binders

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**I said ‘wrong to right’ when I meant ‘right to wrong.’   I also said ‘Rast’ and ‘Last’ when I should have said ‘List’***

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ATHEIST GROUP DROPS EFFORT TO DEPRIVE CLERGY OF TAX EXEMPTION FOR HOUSING EXPENSES

CLARENCE THOMAS CALLS FOR ABANDONING ‘DEMONSTRABLY ERRONEOUS’ PRECEDENT, TOUCHING OFF ROE V. WADE SPECULATION

HEREFORD CATHEDRAL? LOOKS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL TO ME…

EVIL, CULTURE CARDINAL RAVASI BRAGS ABOUT HOW BENEDICT, WHO STEPPED DOWN FROM THE PAPACY FOR NO HONEST REASON, WAS FORCED TO PROMOTE AND SUPPORT HIM.

ST. VINCENT FERRER: IF YOU HAVE TWO CO-POPES AT THE SAME TIME, THE INFERIOR ONE ISN’T REALLY A POPE.

JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS IS A GIANT AMONG MIDGETS

ABP. VIGANO: GAY MAFIA NATIONAL SHRINE RECTOR, MONS. ROSSI, MOLESTED STUDENTS AT CUA WHILE I WAS NUNCIO.  CARDINAL WUERL KNEW

“ONE THING THAT I AM SURE OF, AND WHICH I CAN ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, IS THAT WHATEVER THE CONTINGENCIES THAT MAY ARISE HERE, WHEREVER I AM THERE WILL BE NO COMMUNISM.” – BELOVED, PRO-CATHOLIC SPANISH LEADER, FRANCISCO FRANCO

FRANCISCHURCH IS JUST A 3-RING-BINGER STUFFED WITH ROTTEN GOVERNMENT INSERTS

CANON LAWYER ED PETERS EXPLAINS JUST WHAT A COMPANY MAN THE USELESS CARDINAL DOLAN IS

ANY WOMAN WHO WOULD MARRY A FRANCISPRIEST WOULDN’T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR THE PARISH, RIGHT?

NEW “DECLARATION OF TRUTHS” IDENTIFIES “COMMON ERRORS”, FAILS TO OPPOSE THEIR ROOTS

ABP. GANSWEIN CONFIRMS THAT BENEDICT DIDN’T HAVE A MILD STROKE.  THAT MEANS BENEDICT DEFINITELY DIDN’T HAVE A MILD STROKE, RIGHT?  THE RUMOR WAS STARTED OUTSIDE THE VATICAN WHERE PEOPLE ARE MUCH LESS HONEST AND OPEN.

THE “HEY YOU CAN STILL ABORT YOUR BABY DURING LABOR” AMENDMENT

CDL. DOLAN OFF THE RESERVATION, AGAIN

TRUMP MAKES HEALTH INSURANCE AFFORDABLE!

OF ALL PEOPLE, STEVE BANNON!

TRUMP VOWS REMOVAL OF ‘MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS’ STARTING NEXT WEEK

POP CULTURE GROUPIE, CD. RAVASI BLATHERS ALL SORT OF EVIL NONSENSE ABOUT ‘HYPOCRITES AND THEIR EXTERNAL MANIFESTATIONS’ AFTER ITALIAN LEADER, MATTEO SALVINI HOLDS UP A ROSARY AND PRAYS PUBLICLY FOR OUR LADY’S INTERVENTION

DR ERIC MASCALL AND THE ERRORS OF WALTER KASPER

MUNDABOR: AS I WRITE THIS, I SIT NEAR NOT ONE, BUT TWO WOMEN WHOSE SHAPE I WOULD, IF I HAD EVER SEEN IT AS A CHILD, DEFINED AS MONSTROUS, CIRCUS-LIKE DEFORMITY.

TOSATTI:  ARCHBISHOP VIGANÒ ON BRANSFIELD, ROSSI, AND THE “GAY MAFIA”

LEPANTO: FRANCIS PROMOTES GOALS CREATED BY COMMUNISTS

VOX CANTORIS ON BARNHARDT 2.0: DON’T CRITICISE THE PERSON.  DEFEAT HER ARGUMENT.  BET YOU CAN’T.