Canon212 Update: Ax Falls on Washington. Is Time Getting Short For the Holy FrancisVatican Perv Party?

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A JOURNEY INTO NATURE IS TO ACCEPT AN INVITATION FROM GOD, HIMSELF.

FEWER BIRTHS THAN DEATHS AMONG WHITES IN MAJORITY OF U.S. STATES

BP. GRACIDA ON ‘BORDER FAMILY SEPARATIONS’: PEOPLE (INCLUDING BISHOPS) ARE BEING LEAD AROUND LIKE A PIG WITH A RING IN HIS NOSE BY THE LEFT/LIBERAL TRUMP-HATING MEDIA.

NINE RULES OF CHRIS PRATT

TRADWACKY: CATHOLICS CAN’T EAT FAST FOOD, FROZEN FOOD, SHIPPED FOOD, FOOD THEY DIDN’T WORK ON, FOOD PREPARED FOR LESS THAN A HOUSEHOLD INCOME, RAPED-BY-ARROGANT-CORPORATION FOOD;  AND THEY CAN’T EAT ALONE EITHER, BECAUSE JESUS?!

CATHOLICS TRULY NEED TO ASK THEMSELVES: “IF CHRIST WALKED AMONG US TODAY, WOULD HE EAT AT MCDONALD’S OR BURGER KING?”

FOLKS KEEP TELLING ME THAT JESUS THE CHRIST WOULD NEVER SEPARATE FAMILY MEMBERS. REALLY?

WHAT KIND OF PARENTS WOULD SEND THEIR CHILDREN ALONE THROUGH A MEXICAN BORDER TOWN?

STUDY CONFIRMS MOST PSYCHOPATHS LIVE IN WASHINGTON D.C.

HUNDREDS OF LIBERAL METHODISTS SEND BORDER-BUSTING SCREED TO JEFF SESSIONS. DEACON KANDRA IMPRESSED.

THE FACT IS THAT THE FRENCH FEEL LESS AND LESS SAFE IN THEIR OWN HOMES, ESPECIALLY ON THE STREETS AFTER DARK.

FRANCIS DENOUNCES SELECTIVE ABORTION AND “GAY FAMILIES” BUT NOW WHAT?

DEMOCRATS ARE SUDDENLY CONCERNED WITH THE WELFARE OF CHILDREN?

ENOUGH WITH THE “SEPARATION” NONSENSE.

THE FED’S “INFLATION TARGET” IS IMPOVERISHING AMERICAN WORKERS

BITTER FRANCIS LIES; SAYS HE NEVER KNEW HE GOT THE DUBIA FROM THOSE ‘UNECCLESIAL’ CARDINALS; BLATHERS ABOUT MORE ISLAMIZATION, SAYS THEY NEED EVEN MORE LADIES IN THE VATICAN BECAUSE THEY’RE ‘GOOD AT RESOLVING CONFLICTS’

BOLIVIAN ‘MINISTER OF DECOLONIZATION’:  THEY’RE ATTACKING ‘MARRIED’ COMMUNIST NEW FRANCISCARDINAL TICONA BECAUSE HE’S PART INDIAN!

BISHOP SCHNEIDER: THE HIGHEST OFFICES IN ROME ARE FILLED WITH FAITHLESS MEN WHO REPRESENT ‘ANOTHER CHURCH’

SEIZE IVY LEAGUE DORMS AND GIVE THEM TO IMMIGRANT FAMILIES

AGED D.C. POWER BROKER, CD. MCCARRICK, HIT WITH ‘CREDIBLE’ 50- YEAR OLD NYC ABUSE CHARGE

CD. DOLAN’S STATEMENT

IF THE YOUTH SYNOD IS SO YOUTHFUL, WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MORE OLD BALD HERESY FROM BALDISSERI?!!!

FRANCIS’ HOLY SYNOD OF GAY YOUTHFULNESS:  “AN ATTEMPT TO BLUDGEON OPEN ANOTHER BRIDGEHEAD IN THE CHURCH, FROM WHICH TO STORM IN WITH THE SECULARIST IDEOLOGY OF THE NEW ORDER.”

FRANCIS’ HOLY SYNOD OF GAY YOUTHFULNESS:  IF THE EVIL OUTCOME IS PREWRITTEN, MAYBE CATHOLICS SHOULD HAVE THEIR HUMBLE DUBIA, PLEADING PETITIONS, AND INDIGNANT CONFERENCES ALL DONE IN ADVANCE TOO.

HOMOSEXUAL CARDINAL THEODORE MCCARRICK REFERRED TO HIS PRIESTLY PROTÉGÉS AS “NEPHEWS“, ENCOURAGING THEM TO CALL HIM “UNCLE TED”

Canon212 Update: Don’t Be a Liberal Trad. Be a Catholic.

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“HOW MANY TIMES CAN OUR HEARTS BREAK” – SLIMY, PRO-DEATH TRENTON FRANCISBISHIOP O’CONNELL WANTS YOU TO BE HELPLESS BEFORE YOUR KILLER

WHY DID FRANCIS WARN AGAINST EUGENIC ABORTION AHEAD OF THE ARGENTINE VOTE?  IF MACRI BENDS FOR THE IMF MONEY, HIS ‘POPULIST’ GOV’T WILL BE FINISHED.

HOMESCHOOLING IS NOT FOR ME

MISERABLE BRIDGEPORT BP. CAGGIANO: YOU PRO-BORDERS CATHOLICS CAN’T DISTINGUISHING BETWEEN POLITICS AND CHRIST’S TEACHINGS, SEE?  APPLYING ‘SOCIAL TEACHING’ IS TOO ‘COMPLEX’ FOR YOU.  IT’S NOT PRO-LIFE IF YOU DON’T BUY OUR MSM BILGE!

“PAST 50 YEARS IN THE CHURCH HAVE BEEN OF THE LOBOTOMIZATION OF CLERGY AND PEOPLE.”

CATHOLIC HERALD ATTACKS HOMESCHOOLERS

WHY DO ‘TRADS’ LIKE RORATE’S NEW CATHOLIC THINK THAT ‘POLITICS DOESN’T MATTER’ SO LONG AS YOU POKE YOUR LIBERAL NOSE INSIDE A LATIN MASS ONCE?

DEAR CHURCHMILITANT: WHY NOT TAKE A VORTEX AND SUBSTITUTE ‘FRANCIS’ EVERY TIME YOU SAY ‘BISHOP’?

CONFUSED FRANCISYOUTH WEARS A RAINBOW FLAG ON VATICAN’S OFFICIAL YOUTH SYNOD PAGE!

FAITHLESS U.S. FRANCISBISHOPS – “YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO FINANCE THE SHILLS OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.”

FrancisChurch: Check Your Catholic Procreation

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Irresponsible sins against nature?

Irresponsible sins against nature?

It’s amazing how much sheer anti-Catholic material is being set up for that awful upcoming Synod.  Responsible procreation?  Hasn’t the entire Catholic world including His Holiness Francis just told us the new Catholic earth-ism has nothing whatsoever to do with population control?

In Chicago, as Frank Sinatra pointed out, men dance with their wives.

Sometimes that leads to other things.

In the great movie Rob Roy, one of the Catholic Highlanders tells this joke at a celebration:

Q: Why are Calvinists against making love standing up?

A: It might lead to dancing.

Last night I danced with my wife.

Is it always “procreation” or is it only procreation if you find out later that it was?

In any case, I didn’t think about it. Even once. I don’t think she did either.

I went to work without feeling guilty. As I remember, I bought a cup of coffee and a donut.

That’s your first mistake right there, Mr. Mahound.  In FrancisChurch you’re supposed to feel guilty about that kind of thing.  Also, dancing is sexist and coffee and donuts pollute your inner ecosystem so that’s two other sins right there, maybe three.  Remember, in terms of the Earth (which is of course oriented toward God), we’re all one and responsible for each other.  So can that donut NewCatholic!

Of course, I’m thinking about this against the background of the recently released Instrumentum Laboris of the Synod (on the Family). One of the Agenda Items is “responsible procreation.”

I’ve read that in the early Medieval Church, sometimes it was thought necessary to confess if you had romantic feelings for, and acted on them with, your spouse. Unless of course you had no romantic feelings and were just doing your duty to populate the earth or whatever.

Now (it seems) you have to confess if you only had romantic feelings and were not dutifully thinking of the effects of acting on those feelings on, say, future carbon emissions.

We’ve come full circle, sort of.

Okay, so I’ve always wanted to say this:

Hands off my body.

Hands off my wife’s body.

And hands off, well, you know.

We’ll procreate however we damn well want.

Another item on the Synod agenda is “birth reduction.”

I know. I did a double-take on that one too. No doubt there will be more to say about it later. But for now, this will merely have to do:

Hands off my (future) ten-seat van with the Pro-Life stickers…

…you nasty heretical freaks.

Careful.  Your individualism is showing.  There’s no Hell, but if there was it would be for you selfish types who sin against creation, careless of your neighbor.

At least there can be earthly demerits and penalties established by committee with the help of business leaders.

 

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