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**I called Andrea Grillo a top press man, when he’s a FrancisTheologian**

GLORIOUS LITURGICAL DEVELOPMENTS IN DALLAS

CONSULTING NO-ONE, DESPICABLE CHICAGO FRANCISCARDINAL CUPICH ABRUPTLY SHUTTERS ST. JOSEPH COLLEGE SEMINARY

IN SSPX U.S. HEADQUARTERS, ALL THE LADIES WEAR PANTS

ONLY BEER FOR LENT

CHRIS FERRARA:  FRANCIS PROVIDES A DRAMATIC EXAMPLE OF HOW FAR OFF THE RAILS POPES CAN GO?

ROBERT ROYAL: IF YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME IN MENTAL WORK, IT MAY BE A GOOD IDEA TO DO OTHER THINGS THE NEXT FORTY DAYS.

SENIOR VATICAN OFFICIAL: TIME WILL TELL WHETHER FRANCIS’ SPIRITUAL SON AND LENTEN RETREAT PARTNER, ABP. ZANCHETTA, IS A CRIMINAL OR ONLY A SIMPLE ‘PERV’, OK?

“THIS TIME AROUND, WE DON’T HAVE A FUNCTIONING BISHOP OF ROME TO GUIDE US THROUGH THIS ONCOMING HOLOCAUST. AND IF RECENT INFORMATION COMING OUT OF “CATHOLIC” SOURCES ARE TO BE BELIEVED, IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE WE WILL HAVE ONE ANYTIME SOON

SIX YEARS OF NASTY FRANCIS AND ALL THAT MERCY!

FRANCIS’S TOP PRESS FLUNKIE:  A PONTIFICATE OF LOVE, MERCY AND COURAGE

SCATHING LETTER SENT TO TOP U.S. FRANCISCARDINAL CUPICH FROM SEMINARY ADVISORY BOARD

NETWORK PERV:  “DON’T FORGET BISHOP BRANSFIELD’S CONNECTIONS TO MCCARRICK AND WUERL. THE THREE MADE UP THE TRIUMVIRATE OF POWER AT THE PAPAL FOUNDATION”

CAN’T TED MCCARRICK GO TO CONFESSION IN JAIL?

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE POPE, WHOEVER THAT IS

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NON-CATHOLICS DON’T REALLY KNOW WHO ST. FRANCIS WAS, SO IT’S NO SURPRISE THAT POPE FRANCIS AND HIS FOLLOWER DON’T EITHER.

READERS THANKS STEVE SKOJEC FOR HIS CATHOLIC 1P5 WEBSITE, GETS ATTACKED FOR REFERRING TO ANN BARNHARDT IN HIS COMBOX

SOCIAL JUSTICE FRANCISTOPIA: MOBILE APP SEEKS TO DOMINATE WORKERS’ FREE TIME, INDOCTRINATE CITIZENS AS THEY COMPETE TO ATTAIN HIGH SCORES TO SATISFY PARTY AND KEEP THEIR JOBS.

CHINA MESS: FAITHLESS PRIEST REPORTS HIS UNDERGROUND CHINESE BISHOP FOR NOT JOINING THE FAKE FRANCISCHURCH, SENDING HIM TO PRISON.  BISHOP SUSPENDS PRIEST ANYWAY.

COMMUNIST FRANCIS ABUSES CHRIST’S BEATITUDES YET AGAIN, SAYS “BLESSED ARE THE POOR” AND LEAVES OFF “IN SPIRIT”

‘MY DAUGHTER HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU KNOW’: IS IT THE ‘STIGMA’ OF MENTAL ILLNESS THAT KEEPS PEOPLE FROM GETTING ‘HELP,’ OR IS IT STIGMATIZING TO PRONOUNCE SOMEONE MENTALLY ILL?

FR. HUNWICKE USING TECHNICAL HERETIC, POPE HONORIOUS, AGAIN, TO EXPLAIN COMPLETELY FAITHLESS STUNTPOPE FRANCIS

JACK CHICK AND DAN BROWN HAVE NOTHING ON FRANCISCHURCH WHICH MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT, THE BRIDE OF CHRIST.

WHY I CAN ONLY PITY FR. THOMAS J. ROSICA, CSB

“WHERE PETER IS?” – ‘I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE TROUBLE ACCEPTING THE HOLY FRANCISTEACHINGS. WE HAVE HEADED INTO UNCHARTED TERRITORY FOR WHICH THE LIMITED EXAMPLES OF HONORIUS AND JOHN XXII ONLY OFFER LIMITED INSIGHTS, YOU KNOW’

NEWS CORP CALLS FOR GOOGLE BREAKUP

HIPSTERS MOSTLY LOOK ALIKE

‘ONE MORE CHRISTIAN, ONE LESS CHINESE’: OFFICIAL VOWS TO RID FAITH OF WESTERN INFLUENCES

THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE WEB SAYS IT’S NOW DYSFUNCTIONAL WITH ‘PERVERSE’ INCENTIVES

DICK CHENEY GETS ALL REPUBLICAN-ISH AT MIKE PENCE IN CLOSED-DOOR GOP BIG-WIG EVENT

HOW DOES TENN BP. STIKA GET TWITTER TO BAN SO MANY OF HIS TWEETS?

PRO-LIFERS TO HOLD ‘DAY OF MOURNING’ IN RESPONSE TO VIRGINIA GOVERNOR’S DEFENSE OF INFANTICIDE

TOMMY ROBINSON – ‘I’M GOING TO STAND FOR PARLIAMENT’

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SOMALIS RIOT AT MINNESOTA AMUSEMENT PARK, FORCING EVACUATION

AMID KAVANAUGH CIRCUS, D.C. AUXILIARY BP. DORSONVILLE FILLS IN FOR PROTECTING PERVCARDINAL WUERL AT RED MASS WITH SCOTUS JUSTICES

PALMO: FRIGHTENING D.C. CARDINAL WUERL BACK FROM ROME

CWR: WE CAN’T PROVE THAT CHARGES AGAINST KAVANAUGH AREN’T TRUE, SEE?  ISN’T THAT JUST LIKE PERVERTED FRANCISPRIESTS ACCUSED OF ABUSE?!

“NO PROSECUTOR WOULD PROSECUTE THIS CASE”

ANCIENT ROME HAD A DRAGON

THE PRO-GAY FRANCISBETRAYAL OF MILWAUKEE CATHOLICS

HOLY PLANEFRANCIS: NOT A PRESS CONFERENCE, BUT A MONOLOGUE.

POPE FRANCIS MAKES AN INFALLIBLE JOKE

MAKE FRANCIS HAPPY AND PRAY THE ROSARY IN OCTOBER

WHAT TO DO AS OPPOSED TO SUFFERING IN SILENCE

“THE SPIRIT COMES WITH THE TENDERNESS OF A TRUE FRIEND AND PROTECTOR TO SAVE, TO TEACH, TO COUNSEL, TO STRENGTHEN, TO CONSOLE, TO RENEW, TO HEAL. YES, TO HEAL US” – IN CD. WUERL’S RED MASS ABSENCE, MGR. ‘VAGHI’ SAYS SOMETHING GAY ANYWAY